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Funny story: Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Sheffield United And Middlesbrough To Be Prosecuted Under The 'Cruelty To Football Act'

Championship side Sheffield United and their Premier League counterparts Middlesbrough are to be the first two teams to be prosecuted by the Football Association under the controversial 2008 Cruelty To Footba...

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Funny story: Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Football fans have reacted angrily to the news that the English Premier League have decided to play matches on foreign soil, with many claiming they will give up supporting football altogether; others say they will still attend match...

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Funny story: Capello Warned By FA: Speak English Or You're Out!

Capello Warned By FA: Speak English Or You're Out!

England football manager Fabio Capello has been warned by the Football Association that, regardless of results on the field of play, he will be out of a job within three months if he fails to show sufficient promise...

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Funny story: "Failure...alcohol...roasting": Capello impresses England team with his command of need-to-know English vocabulary

"Failure...alcohol...roasting": Capello impresses England team with his command of need-to-know English vocabulary

The new England manager, Fabio Capello, who many doubted would be able to effectively work with his players due to his lack of English, has made a good impression in his first full day on the job. Working without an interpreter, Fabio was able to ta...

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Funny story: Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

David Beckham, the greatest English footballer never to play 100 times for his country, was last night "in tears" and "beside himself with grief" over his non-selection for next week's friendly international with Switzerland at Wembley. Beckham, a...

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Funny story: Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Police Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'

Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...

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Funny story: Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

Coppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up

News of a catastrophic mistake at the Football Association is hitting the headlines this afternoon, after Reading boss Steve Coppell was given the England manager's job instead of the intended recipient, the Ita...

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Funny story: Nobody Wants England Job

Nobody Wants England Job

There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.

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Funny story: Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...

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Funny story: New England Boss named

New England Boss named

English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

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Funny story: Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

England manager Steve McClaren this morning berated the efforts of Pyrenees part-timers Andorra after their unsuccessful attempt to beat Russia last night - Andorra lost 1-0, a result which saw England crash...

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Funny story: Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Steve McClaren - What A Fantastic Manager!

Steve McClaren, the England coach under pressure last week, is today being described as "the best England manager ever in the history of England managers" after his team came through the weekend un...

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Funny story: John Terry To Be Disciplined By FA

John Terry To Be Disciplined By FA

John Terry, the Chelsea and England football captain, is to be disciplined by the Football Association for his part in the disgraceful scenes at Old Trafford last weekend, following the sending off of Mikel J...

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Funny story: Leeds United Acquired For £2.50 By Grandmother At Car Boot Sale

Leeds United Acquired For £2.50 By Grandmother At Car Boot Sale

Leeds United, relegated from the Championship to League One at the end of last season, may start the new season after all, thanks to a quick-thinking grandma with an eye for a bargain. The Whites, once-mighty giants of European football, looked do...

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Funny story: Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered. The Spaniard has recently added fellow countryman Fernando Torres to his squad, and along with Peter Crouch, Dirk Kite,...

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Funny story: West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United, saved from relegation from the Premier League by a last-minute fit of panic by Sheffield United in May, will be demoted by an incredible TWO LEAGUES when the panel looking into The B...

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Funny story: Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Sheffield United Reinstated To Premier League, Must Change Nickname - Ruling

Sheffield United, the team relegated from the Premier League on the last day of the season in May, are to be reinstated into the top flight, TheSpoof has learned.

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