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Funny story: Come Fly With Me, Lets Fly, Let's Fly Away!

Come Fly With Me, Lets Fly, Let's Fly Away!

Despite warnings from the Civil Aviation Authority and the Met Office, Ryanair boss O'Leary flew an air craft right through the volcanic ash cloud and into the volcano itself, just before lunchtime today. Before taking to the air he held a press c...

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Funny story: Cathay Pacific Shares Tumble

Cathay Pacific Shares Tumble

The Honk Kong based airline Cathay Pacific is facing financial ruin after its share value tanked in the wake of the news that pre tax profits for the year ending March 31st, 2011 had plunged by over 50%. Global brand manager Wing Fen Song has been...

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Funny story: UK's Air Traffic Control "To be moved to an ex-bricklayer's back bedroom"

UK's Air Traffic Control "To be moved to an ex-bricklayer's back bedroom"

UK's Air Traffic Control system "NATS" is to be moved in its entirety to a back bedroom of a former bricklayer. The offices will be moved from it's current base in Southampton to Derek O'Reilly's bedroom on the Isle of Mull. In his weekly brief...

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Funny story: Report: Passengers Pose More Risk than Airport Scanners

Report: Passengers Pose More Risk than Airport Scanners

NEW YORK - At the United Nations Organisation Conference on Aviation, a new report has suggested that full-body airport scanners pose no risk to traveller safety. It also found out that passengers pose even more of a risk. The United States, Br...

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Funny story: Scientists Warn Of Threat To Air Travellers

Scientists Warn Of Threat To Air Travellers

Scientists from the University of California have advised that the radiation level from airport full body scanners pose no risk to travellers. In fact, there is more exposure to radiation in cosmic rays when planes fly at their top altitude but ev...

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Funny story: Stewardess Injured By Turbulence

Stewardess Injured By Turbulence

An American Airlines stewardess was taken to hospital this week after a "turbulence related" incident on a flight from Chicago to Los Angeles. The Boeing 747 had just reached optimum cruising level when, according to the Health and Safety Executiv...

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Funny story: Brian McFadden Has a Mile-High Paddy

Brian McFadden Has a Mile-High Paddy

SYDNEY: Faded singer and part-time talent judge Brian McFadden is incensed at not being charged over a carefully planned incident on an international flight. McFadden, also known as a constant handbag to Aussie singer Delta Goodrum,is a judge on A...

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Funny story: People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

People Avoid TSA Scans and Pat Downs by Using FedEx, Save Money on Flights

In the rush to avoid the intrusiveness of both the TSA scanners and pat downs at airports, people have begun to use overnight FedEx to send themselves, their families and their luggage to their destinations. By using FedEx's newly promoted 250 pou...

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Funny story: Major Airline Merger Announced

Major Airline Merger Announced

British Airways and Spanish airline Iberia have signed a deal to merge and create one of the world's biggest airline groups. The merger, which was provisionally agreed in November last year, is expected to be completed by the end of this year.

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Funny story: Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

Drunk pilot forgot where he was flying

We've all been there after having one or two drinks, walking into the kitchen only to stop and think:' what did I come in here for? Was it to make some toast after feeling a little peckish, pour myself another glass of Merlot or fly to New York?'...

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Funny story: "Welcome to Kogalymavia Flight 7K-348 From Siberia to..." -KABOOM!- "Ahhhh!! Poluchit╩╣ Yebut S Samoleta!"

"Welcome to Kogalymavia Flight 7K-348 From Siberia to..." -KABOOM!- "Ahhhh!! Poluchit╩╣ Yebut S Samoleta!"

A Flight attendant giving the safety speech to 124 people on a Russian passenger jet was rudely interrupted by the plane, when it exploded on a Siberian runway, killing three people and injuring 43, including six who were badly burned, officials said...

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Funny story: New threat to air travellers from 'hate freedom' terror groups

New threat to air travellers from 'hate freedom' terror groups

Government concerns of new sophisticated terrorist methods of bypassing current TAC security measures at airports have come to the attention of ace investigative journalist Tommy Twinkle including plans to implant explosive devices into the...

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Funny story: Americans Must Now Fly Nude

Americans Must Now Fly Nude

The TSA stunned the nation today by announcing that scanners and pat downs do not do enough to detect terrorist devices on flight passengers. Passengers must now completely disrobe in order to board a flight. "We tried to come up with a better so...

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Funny story: FAA Decides All Passenders Should Be Nude

FAA Decides All Passenders Should Be Nude

The FAA announced today that it is going to try to impose new regulations that will ban clothes from all domestic airports and airlines. The new regulations have to pass through Congress before it can be implemented. A pole was conducted outside L...

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Funny story: Octogenarian Passenger Claims TSA Agent Caused Inflight Wet Dream

Octogenarian Passenger Claims TSA Agent Caused Inflight Wet Dream

The furor over the more agressive "pat downs" initiated by Home Land Security Agents has reached a higher din today when 83 year old Gerald LaMonica of Queens, New York said that when he refused to have his party parts desecrated by an infernal body...

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Funny story: Innovative JumboJetBlue To Be First All-Nude Airline

Innovative JumboJetBlue To Be First All-Nude Airline

JFK AIRPORT, New York - "Since its inception, JumboJetBlue has remained on the forefront of air travel safety, convenience, and service. And so, from now on, all JumboJetBlue passengers and employees will travel in the nude," announced naked JumboJe...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Arrested For Pissing On Plane, Causing A Near-Crash

Amy Winehouse Arrested For Pissing On Plane, Causing A Near-Crash

If there's one thing you don't want to do when your flight has been delayed is to have too many drinks at the Airport bar. Someone should have told that to Amy Winehouse. Something else she needs to know, that even on a two-hour trip it's good...

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