In an historic move Federal Reserve Secretary Ben Bernanke has named Friday March 5 as the last day for money printing in the United States. "Sometimes you just get to where you have to call it a day." said the Fed Chief during an unusually rambli...
WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...
WASHINGTON DC - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced to a small disparate pool of reporters today that due to the weak U.S. economy and labor market a new ten prong approach to placing money in the hands of Joe the Six-pack will be impleme...
Sioux Falls (DP) - In an unanimous vote, the Senate approved a privately owned bank to takeover the Federal Reserve to manage the nation's money supply. Obama said, "It is time to cut the friction of the middleman out and work directly with the n...
Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...
WASHINGTON DC, U.S.A. - Federal Reserve chairman Bernanke canceled all bonds held by China in response to the consequential damages due to Chinese lead, melamine, and now stinky wallboard exports harming the U.S. economy beyond repair. In addition...
WASHINGTON DC - UPDATE1 A reliable source inside the Federal Reserve revised his report today that the Amero will be rolled out on April 1. The new date is April 20, Hitler's birthday date. It will be replacing the Dollar, the Peso, and the Canadian...
In a moment of religious repentence the US Federal reserve has announced that it believes that the national and global economic crisis is due to violating the biblical injunction against lending money at interest. Fed Chairman and newly ordained...
Chicago, IL - UPDATE 1 - High demand for toxic securities and commercial paper are fueling a sharp spike in toxic securities futures. No, we don't mean toxic like aspartame, these are toxic in the financial sense.. bad for your portfoilio, not bad...
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke pledged today - to prevent, and even attack bubbles everywhere. A new small, elite government agency, the Bubble Attack Team (BAT) went into operation this week. Today, Bernanke granted this exclusive inte...
A research assistant at the Federal Reserve Board, Stanley Mouch, in Washington DC last night discovered a substance which be believes is more numerous than all the grains of sand on the entire plant earth.
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced a new plan to save the US economy, at a press conference in Chicago. Standing next to the Dubble Bubble factory, Bernanke promised to blow the economy back up the old fashioned way, wit...
None of us will forget the day it began: Tea Bagging The Fed. They call the act childish in some circles and down right Patriotic in others.
In an attempt to restore confidence is the US's ailing economy, the Federal Reserve slashed public interest today by reducing the value of everyone's money. And for those Americans who are in debt, the value of the amount of money they owe wi...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move to liquefy the bankrupt and insolvent US banking system, the US Federal Reserve has begun accepting all sorts of worthless trash and crap as collateral from banks and securities dealers in exchange for new...
The Fed today announced that it would continue to fight the recession, which was caused by the expansion of the money supply and excessive government expenditures, by printing $6 trillion new dollars, and spending it.
The Federal Reserves and its Chairman, Ben Bernanke along with the US government is trying everything possible to get rid of a recession in the largest economy of the world. Interest rates were cut aggressively; Congress and the President sanctioned...
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