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Funny story: Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Girl Scouts & Moms Battle Fat Women Going To Weight Watchers

Knoxville, Tennessee. Police were called out to the Kingston Pike this afternoon after getting frantic calls from several sources that a fight was taking place near the Weight Watchers Center as some big women were battling some girl scouts and their...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

Ellen DeGeneres' Fat Remark About Drew Barrymore Has Angered Millions of America's Women

HOLLYWOOD - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has found herself at the end of a lot of anger and resentment from millions of pregnant and non-pregnant women. Hollywood Innuendo reported that DeGeneres recently said that pregnant actress Drew Barrymor...

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Funny story: Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

Why The World Is Getting Cooler, Not Warmer!

In an important publication recently released, it states that an international research expedition to the Southern Ocean has confirmed that if it were left alone, the global climate would be naturally heading towards another ice age. "We're headed...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lawrence Fires Back At Joan Rivers Saying She Looks Like A Friggin' Space Alien

Jennifer Lawrence Fires Back At Joan Rivers Saying She Looks Like A Friggin' Space Alien

TULSA, Oklahoma - Jennifer Lawrence, star of The Hunger Games was visiting an old friend in Tulsa when she was asked about her recent feud with Joan Rivers. Lawrence smiled and said that she has no idea why the Yiddish Witch From Hell attacked her...

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Funny story: Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

Customers Frustrated With Sizing of Clothing

And the debate goes on: Are clothes getting smaller, or are we as a population getting bigger? Experts from several industries met at the Hotel Louisville. As they gorged on crab cakes, steamboat roast beef, potatoes, chili, green bean casserole,...

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Funny story: Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

Women Spotted Sliding On Their Asses Down Highway

It's a weird sight here in Kentucky when you look down the road and heading towards you are three big fat women sliding on their butts. But that is beginning to become the norm around here. Apparently, in order to save money on gas, several women...

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Funny story: Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

PHILADELPHIA--A recent study shows that over-eating may be one of the leading causes of obesity in Americans age 9-72. The Foundation for American Thickness Today and Yesterday (FATTY) issued the report last week, detailing the findings of their y...

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Funny story: Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

Overweight Guantanamo Prisoner Back at Guantanamo!

After being released from custody recently, a former Guantanamo prisoner is back after the once 420-pound Tarek El-Sawah was rearrested after his weight got below 275. "This is a total farce", stated a liar...lawyer...for the suspected criminal. "...

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Funny story: Obese Americans - and Some Cops - Cease Eating Pigs

Obese Americans - and Some Cops - Cease Eating Pigs

With one-third of Americans obese and a full two-thirds overweight, at least some Americans are re-thinking their pigging out. "I work hard every day to bring home the bacon for my family," explains downtown New Yorker Lance Angelo, who, at a mode...

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Funny story: Fat People V The World

Fat People V The World

Obesity is a slow moving, wheezing monster that is slowly gobbling up our country like a Frenchman gorging themselves on so much cheese. As a country we have taken inspiration from the Americans (with their pizza for breakfast ways) and decided that...

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Funny story: Now that fat is a disease, Disney to reopen Habit Heroes exhibit

Now that fat is a disease, Disney to reopen Habit Heroes exhibit

DISNEYWORLD, FL - Now that obesity has been declared a disease, Disney World is reopening its Habit heroes exhibit. The "innovention" was closed down, supposedly for "repairs," after parents and educators alike condemned the attraction for "shaming"...

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Funny story: Motor cars in UK getting bigger

Motor cars in UK getting bigger

The average size of a family motor car in Britain has increased by over 30 per cent during the first three months of this year, according to road surveys carried out by teams of weight watchers and nosey-parkers. In 2011 and 2012, the average car...

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Funny story: The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

The Wyoming Big Foot Footprints Explained

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Game wardens in the state of Wyoming have explained the recent rash of giant size 18 footprints that campers have been coming across. Buster "Bubba" Custardweiser, 58, who is a senior game warden at Yellowstone National Park...

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Funny story: The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

NEW YORK CITY - Self-proclaimed fashion critic Joan Rivers, who is 79, wasted no time in hurling her fiery insults at England's singing sensation Adele. Rivers appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight said that Adele, 24, is so big she has her own zip co...

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Funny story: Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Apple surgically extracted from Rush's posterior

Washington DC - After announcing the success of his "make it fail" program, Rush celebrated on air by swallowing a whole apple. At first he felt fine. Then the listeners heard sirens as Rush was rushed to the hospital for surgery. Rush is in fine...

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Funny story: Area man will eat that if you're not going to

Area man will eat that if you're not going to

DENVER, CO--Insisting that it is "the best part", Angelo Delagol offered to consume the uneaten and undesired portion of his tablemate's meal, sources from Outback Restaurant on 40th Avenue reported Sunday. "Really, you're not gonna eat it?" Delag...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Nicknames Christina Aguilera "El Chubbo"

Joan Rivers Nicknames Christina Aguilera "El Chubbo"

LOS ANGELES - The undisputed "Queen of Mean" Joan Rivers has never been one to hold her tongue. Rivers, has probably made more derogatory wisecracks about Hollywood's starlets than anyone else including Naomi Campbell, Chelsea Handler, and Kathy G...

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