BLOOMINGTON, Indiana - (Satire News) The restaurant chain that was founded back in 1934, but has been quietly idlying in the slow fast food lane, has just announced that it is joining the burger battle. Daris "Pickles" Rapparight, a spokesperson f…
SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - The Official State Hamburger Restaurant of Texas is starting to expand into other US markets. According to The American Research Federatioin (ARF) Whataburger is the fastest growing fast food franchise in the entire n…
McDonalds restaurants can be found in 118 countries. Even in Gibraltar and Guam! And, of course, there are tons of other American companies located around the world. Can you spell: homogeneous? When everyone is eating the same burger and talking o…
LONDON - (UK Satire) - PM Liz Truss was recently interviewed by reporter Oceana Figgly with the BBC. Truss was asked how she feels about being the leader of the second most popular country in the entire free world. She smiled as she took a bite…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - The Texas based Whataburger Inc. has just announced that it will soon be opening the very first Whataburger restaurant outside of the United States in downtown London. According to Buckingham Palace spokesperso…
CHUCK WAGON, Texas - (Satire News) - The America Foodie News Agency has just let it be known that one of the largest and most popular buffalo wings restaurants in the nation has decided to drop the name Wing Stop. Chain spokesperson Bernardo Flick…
LOUSIVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - KFC is extremely excited after learning that a chicken farmer in Chicken Creek, Iowa, is growing chickens that weigh as much as 35 pounds, which is astounding since the average chicken only weighs 4.9 pounds.
China is set to introduce a new wonderful and Mao-approved type of food, that they just know the world is gonna love. Happy Bat! That’s right, kids, ever tried eating a bat? Why not? Don’t know you’ll hate it until you try it, right? Delicious…
Since Elon Musk joked about buying Coca-Cola and returning it to the original recipe using cocaine, serious investors and inventors have been giving consideration to other food and drinks consumed by billions of people every day. Try the new Meth…
A Lebanese immigrant has opened a new restaurant in Austin County Texas Called 'Trump Burger’, and it is very popular. Eighty percent of county residents voted for Trump in 2016 and are loyal Trump Burger eaters. The waitresses wear pink cow…
Donald Trump has a burger restaurant … or the burger restaurant has him. MAGA lovers can now munch on a “Donny Burger”. One patron said this about her burger: “I love taking a big bite outa Trump’s meat!” Another patron named Billy Joe Bob Cle…
BERKSHIRE COUNTY - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Buckingham Palace is that Queen Elizabeth has agreed to sell Windsor Castle. Her majesty stated to a reporter for Tickety Boo News, that she was just offered a tremendous amount of money; and s…
HEAT WAVE, California - (Satire News) - The largest taco chain franchises in the nation, and in fact in the entire solar system, has just made a stock-raising announcement. Taco Bell spokesperson, Paco Vistalarga-Waywater, 51, told the assembled f…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Satire News) - Kentucky Fried Chicken is proud and thrilled to annouce that their crack group of scientist/cooks have just developed a chicken that has six regular-sized wings. Harlandale "Bubba" Sanders, a great grandson o…
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just informed the eating public, that Grubhub's best revenue-making delivery food is from none other than Mickey D.s. Paloma Sonoma with AFNA was very surprised to learn tha…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just announced that "Fog City" will be opening up the world's first "Gay and Lesbian Only" fast food eatery. An executive for Mickey D's, Bruce P. Swishowitz, 34, said that the fr…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of the Big Apple, is that the twice-impeached, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has agreed to film a commercial for McDonalds. Mr. Melania Trump will film the commercial in Central Park, where h…
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