A teacher has told of how an enormous build-up of gas in his intestine led to him releasing a fart that lasted about 25 seconds. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been sitting at a computer, planning a lesson for about one hour, when he felt that he needed t...
Many of us knew it twas only a matter of time before it happened, but alas it finally...happened. At Buckingham Palace, during Sunday tea with the Queen, sitting down with Meghan Markle for just an intimate little twosome - the first time since the w...
'Embarrassment' was hardly the word to use for one man in Battambang this morning, after he tried to stifle a fart that his instinct told him, was likely to have a major impact in his classroom. Moys Kenwood, 54, attempted to subdue the pump he kn...
I was once asked, by a woman in all seriousness, whether I really thought the sound of a rasping fart was funny. All I could do was howl with laughter. The reason for this is unclear, even to me. It could have been something to do with hearing...
The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands. "I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press...
There was real family drama in the Tapon area of Battambang last night, when the stepdaughter of an Englishman living in the locality broke wind in close proximity to his face, causing much resentment. Moys Kenwood, 54, was typing out a spoof sto...
After the shocking poison attack in Salisbury by Russian agents, who nobody has found, seen, or even proof that they did it, Putin has ordered his invisible agents to attack Brits with their favorite food, Baked Beans! The first attack was on a ca...
A man was stirred from his slumbers in Cambodia last night after hearing a noise which he subsequently realised was his own anus speaking to him through the medium of a fart. Moys Kenwood, an Englishman, was fast asleep when, from the depths of hi...
Geneva, Switzerland - Professor Grostrou DuCul of Le Pied Malodorant University held a small press conference this afternoon to clarify how global warming is producing earth quakes. According to the Professor both animals and humans turn their ba...
In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which w...
Since taking office, President Donald Trump has signed over 43 executive orders. Today he has added to that tally by signing another and possibly his most controversial and bizarre to date. The executive order bans the word 'Trumped 'from bein...
A family in Higginsbern have successfully obtained a restraining order that prevents their neighbor from eating beans. Inger Clifton said she and her family had complained about a gas smell since moving in to the apartment above Flo Pyroclastopis'...
Due to the numerous winds swirling around the president-elect, his renowned study of how to succeed in business may get another title. Encouraged by a recent internet meme on this possibility, The Fart of the Deal could become a companion piece to...
Washington D.C. - in a press conference here this morning, Paul Ryan released a video of Trump farting and then bragging about how well he can fart. On the video, the fart can be heard to last for a full nine seconds, at a pitch at least two octaves...
Theresa May in anticipation of becoming Britain's next Prime Minister sent a copy of her inaugural speech to her friend Hillary Clinton which is how we managed to get it. Here it is in full. "Mister Speaker, honourable ladies and gentlemen. There...
An appeals court has reversed a municipal court's conviction of a Chelsea man who was ticketed by transport police for disturbing the peace after farting on the Tube. Brian DeBroder received several warnings before receiving the summons, this was aft...
Everyone has done it at one time or another: sometimes you're in public and you just have to trump; and sometimes it's on the London Underground in peak traffic when you have to chuff. Then what do you do? This reporter looked for people who regularly ride the Tube to find out what people do if they have to fart on public transport. So what happened? Some people considered even asking the qu...
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