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Funny story: I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

A man in Spain is receiving treatment in hospital after an angry mob of Cucumber farmers descended on his home and forced him to move out of the village. Local Farmers accuse Hector Julio Fernandez of contaminating their cucumber stock with e-coli...

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Funny story: Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

Disgruntled Chicken Faces Uncertain Future on Michigan Farm

An unhappy chicken on Jackson Farm in Crump, MI, has gone on an egg-laying strike to protest the quality of her evening feed, according to U.S. agricultural officials. Twinkie, a red speckled hen who has produced over 300 eggs for local consumption in the past year, is dissatisfied with the new, cost-efficient feed formula recently introduced by Farmer Tom Jackson. The formula, which includes...

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Funny story: 'Radiation ready' soy seed available from Monasso

'Radiation ready' soy seed available from Monasso

Iowa - Speaking at the Ottumwa Grange, the President of Monasso, in one of his 'slumming' ventures to 'get his hands dirty' with the farmers, announced to a crowd packed with international reporters a stunning new development in soy seed. Of course...

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Funny story: Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

Sheep Saves Farmer's Wardrobe

There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster. Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded. 'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main...

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Funny story: Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

Irate Northern Irish Farmers begin 'sports boots' protest

A group of Irate Northern Irish farmers have taken to the streets in protest over the declining quality of the rubber used in their 'wellington boots.' The farmers have recently become bemused with the consistency of the rubber and its subsequen...

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Funny story: The Aberdeen Almanac Chapter 3

The Aberdeen Almanac Chapter 3

Och aye, loons and quinies, foos yer doos ? Me and the gang - One Eyed Boab, Pisa Pete (the chiel wi' the list), Stumpy Nick an' Dode the Dreep)- were musin' agin' oan the big safties thit seem to be a' oor the gemme these deys. It disnae seem tae maitter if its the perfessionals, junyers oar the ameteurs, they a' seem to be a differunt breed tae the players thit wur aboot in oor day. Bit th...

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Funny story: Old MacDonald's Farm to Close

Old MacDonald's Farm to Close

Farmville: Third generation farmer MacDonald announced today that he is ceasing operation of his medium sized family farm, which has been in operation since 1927. Increased business overhead costs and regulations were cited for his decision. Mr.

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Funny story: From the dreams of Androids

From the dreams of Androids

West Country farmers proudly showed off their first batches of electric sheep, at the Bath and Wells Agricultural Festival this week. These 'metal moutons' were bred as part of a project run by Bio-Perversity Ltd. These creatures actually look exa...

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Funny story: Chickens genetically bred that are totally resistant to bird flu!

Chickens genetically bred that are totally resistant to bird flu!

It was revealed today, that scientists have developed a way of curbing the spread of avian flu with the help of genetically modified chickens that do not spread the virus. The chickens have an extra piece of DNA inserted into their genomes which p...

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Funny story: Tea Party Candidate Explains Support For Farm Bill

Tea Party Candidate Explains Support For Farm Bill

Vicky Hartzler, the newly-elected representative from Missouri, has a problem. With Tea Party backing, she ran on a campaign of cutting government spending. According to the Environmental Working Group, she and her husband have received more than $770,000 in farm subsidies over the past 15 years. In the year 2012 she will have to vote on the Farm Bill. I caught up with her recently. Ken:...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton States That She Is Going To Burn The Farmers' Almanac To Protest Illegal Crop Rotating

Paris Hilton States That She Is Going To Burn The Farmers' Almanac To Protest Illegal Crop Rotating

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, who says that there is no one who looks more like Marilyn Monroe than her, called a press conference at her hair stylist's FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. Paris said that all week she has been read...

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Funny story: Innocent Turkeys Assaulted Repeatedly!

Innocent Turkeys Assaulted Repeatedly!

Arkansas turkey farmers say that their turkeys have been repeatedly sexually assaulted hundreds of times over the last two years. "I don't know exactly when this all started, but my turkeys began walking funny back in 2004", stated turkey farmer,...

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Funny story: Obama on Cattle Guards

Obama on Cattle Guards

For those of you who have never traveled to the West or Southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing ove...

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Funny story: UK Sheep Wars

UK Sheep Wars

Farmers in the UK have been put on high alert after a week of cattle and sheep mutilations across mainland UK. Farmers have been telling of bright lights orange spheres and humanoid creatures threatening there lives and livestock. I spoke To One...

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Funny story: Farmer's wife jailed for cruelty to animals

Farmer's wife jailed for cruelty to animals

A farmer's wife living in Devon, was arrested this morning for cruelty to animals. It is reported that she was upset at being chased around her kitchen by 3 blind mice. Being blind their sense of smell was heightened and they were able to locate...

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Funny story: Obama Kicks Off Socialist Agrarian Reform by Plowing Under Downtown Detroit for Soy Bean and Collard Fields!

Obama Kicks Off Socialist Agrarian Reform by Plowing Under Downtown Detroit for Soy Bean and Collard Fields!

The radical socialist regime of Barry Obama, taking it's cue from the dramatic industrial revolutions in Russia and China, only in reverse, announced today plans to convert most of downtown Detroit into lush green fields and supplying much needed 'gr...

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Funny story: Farmer's Home is NOT His Castle

Farmer's Home is NOT His Castle

A farmer who erected a castle and kept it hidden behind bales of hay and tarpaulin has lost a Court Battle to stop it being demolished under Planning Laws. Eric Fiddler built his home - complete with battlements, portcullis, cannon, moat and dunge...

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