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Funny story: April Fools: Your Mother Is Dead

April Fools: Your Mother Is Dead

BREAKING (WTFM) - In the single most tasteless attempt at a joke fate could muster, your mother has died on April Fool's Day. You receive the call from your sister around 3:00 AM - a particularly sadistic time because of the fact that you have to...

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Funny story: Cameron appoints Gazza to 'troubleshoot' problem families

Cameron appoints Gazza to 'troubleshoot' problem families

Ministers say problem families are costing the state billions of pounds. David Cameron has announced a £448 trillion plan to identify and get help to the most troubled families in England. A network of "troubleshooters" will be given responsibilit...

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Funny story: Study shows the things that people are thankful for is markedly different across gender lines

Study shows the things that people are thankful for is markedly different across gender lines

HARFOLD, Vt.--In a study released today by Harfold State College, researchers found that the things for which college students are thankful this holiday season depend greatly on gender. Of all women interviewed, 72.3% are thankful for their famil...

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Funny story: Hollywood Is Furious As President Obama Proposes A Bill To Ban Television's 'Canned Laughter'

Hollywood Is Furious As President Obama Proposes A Bill To Ban Television's 'Canned Laughter'

HOLLYWOOD - Television executives are sweating bullets as they have learned that President Obama acting on the advice of his entertainment media advisor Oprah Winfrey has proposed a bill that the Tinsel Town moguls hate more than even having to put u...

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Funny story: Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

Gary Neville is to spend more time with his family

The big headline was that Gary Neville quit football completely at the age of thirty five having spent the past forty-two years playing for Manchester United. Most Manchester United fans were under the impression he had retired two years ago. "Was...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

Oprah Winfrey Drops A Bombshell: Simon Cowell and Mark Cuban Are Half Brothers

CHICAGO - After shocking her viewers by recently announcing on her television show The Oprah Winfrey Show that she had a half sister that she had no idea she had, Oprah Winfrey has once again dropped another "Family" bombshell. Ms. Winfrey announc...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Relatives Are Now Starting To Come Out of The Woodwork!

Oprah Winfrey's Relatives Are Now Starting To Come Out of The Woodwork!

CHICAGO - Since announcing on her show that she had a half-sister that she did not know she had, Oprah Winfrey, the Queen of Talk Shows and one of the richest women in the world has just announced that she has now had more 'unknown' relatives come fo...

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Funny story: West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee & Arkansas Outlaw Brother/Sister Marriages

West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee & Arkansas Outlaw Brother/Sister Marriages

While gay people cannot marry in any of these states, all four have been allowing marriages within their own families, a tradition handed down from when there WERE no other people around within 50 miles to marry. "We thought it over and since we c...

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Funny story: George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit

Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has caused outrage in a speech in which he says that, rather than scrapping Child Benefit, he is to put a proposition to the House of Commons that a 'childbirth limit' is to be set, to prevent p...

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Funny story: No Place Like A Crowded Home - Try 162 Under One Roof

No Place Like A Crowded Home - Try 162 Under One Roof

162 people living under the one roof could be, and I would have to agree, one of the largest ever in the world. Now the head of this Indian family is only 66 and apparently has 32 wives and 94 children of his own, and his house is also home to his...

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Funny story: Harlingen Man Still Looking for Missing Screw, Risks Losing Family

Harlingen Man Still Looking for Missing Screw, Risks Losing Family

For nearly eight months, Harlingen area resident Christopher Baker has been searching for a screw that somehow fell out of his Sharp Viewcam personal camcorder posing little more than a mild inconvenience. So far all efforts to locate the missing...

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Funny story: Duck Decoy Malfunction Left Unexplained

Duck Decoy Malfunction Left Unexplained

A Harlingen area family was left puzzled on Sunday when a duck decoy they had placed in their backyard to attract real ducks failed to perform to plan. Christopher and Adriana Baker were both approached by their two young children early that after...

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Funny story: Area Cat Barely Let In 5 Minutes Ago, Already Wants Out

Area Cat Barely Let In 5 Minutes Ago, Already Wants Out

A Harlingen area cat who was just let in the house five minutes ago, already wants out according to a local man. "It defies any reasonable explanation", Christopher Baker said of the family's pet cat Mario on Monday. "He'll be sitting out on the b...

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Funny story: Area Man Wondering Why He Buys Bananas Anymore

Area Man Wondering Why He Buys Bananas Anymore

Harlingen area resident, Christopher Baker continues to wonder why the supply of bananas he bought a week ago have gone uneaten. "I don't buy a lot, like four or five at the most", Baker commented. "You would think that someone in this house woul...

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Funny story: New Car Smell Spray Fails to Live Up To Expectations

New Car Smell Spray Fails to Live Up To Expectations

After a trip to the local Dollar Tree, area shopper Christopher Baker was crushed to discover that the 64 oz bottle of new car smell spray he purchased for exactly one dollar failed to live up to his high expectations. "All I can say is that it s...

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Funny story: Barbecue Sparks Pretend Call for Help

Barbecue Sparks Pretend Call for Help

A barbecue at a local area family's home sparked a pretend call for help Sunday afternoon. The youngest daughter of Christopher and Adriana Baker of Harlingen proceeded to call for assistance after witnessing her father lighting the grill in prep...

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Funny story: 10 Minute Trip to Petsmart Results in 3 Hours of Begging for a Cat

10 Minute Trip to Petsmart Results in 3 Hours of Begging for a Cat

For area mother, Adriana Baker, a recent trip to the local Petsmart for hamster bedding turned into an experience she would like to forget. "I can't explain how it all started and I suppose it should have occurred to me in advance but it didn't",...

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