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Funny story: FIFA presidential election result a close run for Sad Bladder

FIFA presidential election result a close run for Sad Bladder

The re-election of Sad Bladder as president of international football orgainsation FIFA for a 17th term was a close run for the 92 year-old former Austrian welly-throwing champion. Despite being the only candidate in the election, which was scruti...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter's Dodgy Dealings Revealed

Sepp Blatter's Dodgy Dealings Revealed

Sepp Blatter's Dodgy past has tonight been sensationally revealed after 6 decades of absolute secrecy. The secrecy was necessary because Sepp believed that if the truth about his secret past was revealed, it would undermine his reputation in the wor...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter Tightens Grip On FIFA

Sepp Blatter Tightens Grip On FIFA

Reigning President Sepp Blatter was re-elected unopposed to the post and the 75 year old Swiss lost no time in tightening his grip on the association. The 4th termer, who has been under severe pressure in recent weeks due to claims of bribery and...

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Funny story: The late Osama Bin Laden in running for FIFA presidency

The late Osama Bin Laden in running for FIFA presidency

Just when Sepp Blatter thought it was safe to deposit slush-hush money in his Swiss bank account, a late, second candidate has blown in and declared himself for the controversial presidency of international football association FIFA. The late Osam...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

Lionel Messi Sues EA Sports for His FIFA '11 Character's Suckiness: "I'm not that small and easy to dispossess!"

FC Barcelona forward Lionel Messi is as mad as an elf on the day after Christmas, after playing as himself on EA Sports' FIFA '11 game for Playstation 3, and realizing that the character sucks: And he plans to sue over it! "F--k Ronaldo, f--k, Kak...

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Funny story: Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Blatter hopes for "fair and free" election

Incumbent Fifa Idiot in Chief Sepp Blatter took another step towards securing his already infamous reputation by expressing his desire for a "fair and free" Fifa election. Blatter, will stand unopposed at the Fifa congress in Zurich tomorrow. "All...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter faces long, hard election to FIFA

Sepp Blatter faces long, hard election to FIFA

Sepp Blatter, chief gropenfuhrer of football association FIFA, faced an uphill struggle in the presidential election for the organisation. With a huge field of candidates of just himself for the post, including current incumbent Said Bladder, and...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter denies 'having it off' with camel

Sepp Blatter denies 'having it off' with camel

FIFA president Sepp Blatter is to be hauled before by The Ethics Committee again. Despite body swerving the bung charges, Sheep Bleater's recent 'activities' are making him look like a 'goner'. The 'football Godfather' is being accused by a s...

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Funny story: "Sepp Blatter And Colonel Gaddafi Are Same Person" Claim Sensation

"Sepp Blatter And Colonel Gaddafi Are Same Person" Claim Sensation

After Sepp Blatter's "Crisis, What Crisis ?" press conference in Zurich last night, an increasing number of commentators are suggesting that the FIFA president and the Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi are one and the same person. There are certainly...

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Funny story: Qatar in the gutter

Qatar in the gutter

Doha - Shifty shaikhs feted by the Queen have denied FIFA bungs got them the World Cup. "We'd never dream of doshing up football's governing body," the head of Qatar Photocall - er...Protocol! - said today. "We just followed trusty diplomatic p...

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Funny story: Blatter coronation set for Wednesday

Blatter coronation set for Wednesday

Despite the continuing scandal of corruption allegations in FIFA, President Sepp Blatter is set to be crowned President in an unopposed election on Wednesday. Speaking from his Zurich mansion, surrounded by nubile concubines, and smoking a "Behike...

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Funny story: FIFA Crisis Deepens

FIFA Crisis Deepens

The controversy surrounding the world football's ruling body FIFA deepened with the news that 2 executive board members are facing further charges. Vice President Jack Warner, President of the Caribbean Football Association, is already facing char...

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Funny story: Voting in Eurovision Song Contest claimed a fix by Stoke City football club chairman

Voting in Eurovision Song Contest claimed a fix by Stoke City football club chairman

Voting in the Eurovision Song Contest has once again come under the spotlight as Peter Coates, chairman of Stoke City football club, who were defeated in the 2011 FA Cup final, claims voting in the event is a complete farce. And entertainment pund...

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Funny story: FIFA Not Corrupt Claims Blatter Rival

FIFA Not Corrupt Claims Blatter Rival

One of the main rivals to Sepp Blatter's FIFA Presidency has stated firmly that the world football governing body is not corrupt. Mohamed Bin Hammam, Qatari President of the Asian Football Federation, made the claim from his billion pound palace i...

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Funny story: FA To Breakaway From FIFA

FA To Breakaway From FIFA

News is filtering through which makes the astonishing suggestion that the FA is to break away from football's world governing body, FIFA. Insiders say that FA officials were initially 'exasperated' by England's failed 2018 World Cup bid, and then...

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Funny story: Scotland Move Up In FIFA Rankings

Scotland Move Up In FIFA Rankings

Despite being totally humiliated and beaten 2-0 by Brazil in last week's friendly, Scotland have risen up the FIFA rankings. Craig Levein's side were sitting in 50th spot after their defeat of Northern Ireland in February's inaugural Carling Natio...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News: Business As Usual At Snoods Galore! Despite International Snood Ban

Isle of Wight News: Business As Usual At Snoods Galore! Despite International Snood Ban

Ryde niche boutique Snoods Galore! has gone from strength to strength since opening last Summer, writes Fashion, War, Dominoes, Pargeting, Philately, Music, Medicine, Agriculture and Medieval Torture Correspondent, Len D'Meaneer. Island entreprene...

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