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Funny story: Kate's 'secret Pottermiss Hippo thong' at Wembley FA Cup presentation

Kate's 'secret Pottermiss Hippo thong' at Wembley FA Cup presentation

Wembley - Kate Middleton will wear the 'lucky knickers' at the FA Cup Final on 14 May, it has been revealed. A secret royal prenup clause sees the FA President's wife-to-be agreeing to present the trophy sporting the hidden Stoke City mascot. A...

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Funny story: Stoke will trade the FA Cup for Champions League for Manchester City

Stoke will trade the FA Cup for Champions League for Manchester City

Rumours are abounding that Stoke City manager, Tony Pulis, has done a deal to ensure that Stoke win the FA Cup. However, the beleaguered Stoke boss has denied any such deal has occurred. "There's absolutely no truth in the rumour at all," said Pul...

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Funny story: Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Manchester United fans jeered wildly at the final whistle this afternoon after seeing their heroes humbled by arch-rivals Manchester City in their FA Cup semi-final showdown, but by far the biggest shock of the day came as many of the United continge...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has revisited his old stamping ground of hairdryers after watching his side lose out in their FA Cup semi-final against arch-rivals Manchester City at Wembley Stadium this afternoon. Fergie watched from...

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Funny story: Police Warning To Banned Fans

Police Warning To Banned Fans

Police forces all over England and Wales have sent warning letters out to more than 200 people banned from attending this weekend's FA Cup semi finals at Wembley. Special plain clothes officers will mingle with the crowd and try to identify fans o...

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Funny story: Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

Battle Of The Giants - Manchester's Finest To Slug It Out In Wembley Semi-Final

It's just been confirmed that Manchester giants, Manchester United and Manchester City are to slug it out in a head to head at Wembley in the FA Cup Semi-Final. City confirmed the news after a 1-0 victory over Reading, courtesy of A Micah Richards...

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Funny story: Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Two FA Cup matches were played to a conclusion Wednesday evening, with the winners proceeding to the quarter-finals of the venerable competition. Aristocratic Arsenal - the 'Gunners' - of the Premier League, either defeated or were beaten by Leyto...

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Funny story: Slade Plots Arsenal Downfall

Slade Plots Arsenal Downfall

Oldies but Goldies group Slade are doing all they can to help underdogs Leyton Orient in their FA Cup replay with Arsenal tonight. Although they hail from the Black Country, the glam rockers have a lot of affection for the East London club as they...

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Funny story: Man Utd Boo Boys Calling For Fergie's Head After Crawley Debacle

Man Utd Boo Boys Calling For Fergie's Head After Crawley Debacle

Fans of Manchester United are this morning waking up to the amazing news that the job of manager Sir Alex Ferguson is under threat after angry supporters launched a "Get Fergie Out" campaign in the wake of Saturday's gargantuan struggle against non-L...

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Funny story: Man U Scrape Through

Man U Scrape Through

Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson declared himself "relieved and absolutely delighted " after the Red Devils just made it through to the next round of the FA Cup. Fergie was beaming at the post match press conference and was fulsome in his praise for...

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Funny story: Chelsea Suffer More Misery At Hands Of Scousers - Comedy Factor Wearing Thin, Says Expert

Chelsea Suffer More Misery At Hands Of Scousers - Comedy Factor Wearing Thin, Says Expert

A second set of scousers arrived in West London yesterday to spoil the party at rich kids Chelsea. Everton (it's a part of Liverpool) dumped the holders out of the FA Cup just two week after their Merseyside rivals, Liverpool, wrecked the party to...

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Funny story: Crawley Town Know How To Handle Manchester United Says Boss Steve Evans

Crawley Town Know How To Handle Manchester United Says Boss Steve Evans

No sooner had the the FA Cup Draw paired mighty Goliaths Manchester United with plucky non-league would-be Davids Crawley Town than Crawley manager Steve Evans' phone was going ballistic, writes The Daily Shitstirrer's Football Bullshit Cashcow Corre...

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Funny story: Big Boys Alfreton Upset by Stalybridge Celtic's Youth Team

Big Boys Alfreton Upset by Stalybridge Celtic's Youth Team

There was an upset of sorts in the FA Cup this week when the biggest team currently in the competition, Alfreton Town, were knocked out by Conference North side, Stalybridge Celtic. Although bigger than Manchester United, Alfreton's misery was com...

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Funny story: FA Cup Stolen By Pikeys

FA Cup Stolen By Pikeys

Metropolitan Police Detectives are speaking to a number of people following the disappearance of the famous old FA Cup trophy from victorious Chelsea FC's Park Lane Hotel. Having earlier defeated Portsmouth 1-0 in the showcase Wembley Cup Final, t...

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Funny story: Chelsea and Portsmouth to practice slipping over at Wembley before the Cup Final

Chelsea and Portsmouth to practice slipping over at Wembley before the Cup Final

For the first time in the history of the FA Cup, the finalists have been given the opportunity to train on the Wembley pitch on Friday, immediately prior to Saturday's final. However, the sessions will coincide with three other events; The East of E...

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Funny story: Hull City Allowed Wigan FA Cup Win

Hull City Allowed Wigan FA Cup Win

Hull City manager Phil Brown has confirmed that his team's FA Cup 3rd round exit at Wigan Athletic was due to the fact that the Latics 'need' to have a good 'Cup run' was greater than that of the Tigers, and he had, therefore, ordered his City player...

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