Our Members of Parliament have excelled themselves in their care and concern for the mental and physical wellbeing of we, the voters. In an effort to reduce the risk of stroke, coronary infarction or apoplexy in those who follow the news, they hav...
A Welsh MP, named Rhys Huelin, has recently been found to have claimed £20,000 expenses on his second home, and an obscene amount on various personal items. The Daily Express recently exposed Huelin's fraudulent claims, as are shown below:- £20...
On the back of the recent spate of government resignations, the Prime Minister has appointed Fred the Shred as the newly created Expenses Tzar. According to the Number Ten press office, the Prime Minister felt he had a duty to the remaining minist...
Just when Gordon Brown might have been forgiven for thinking things could not get any worse the under pressure Prime Minister has along with several others been embroiled in the expenses scandal. I can exclusively reveal that on top of his £64,76...
London: Disgraced MP Hazel Blears, who yesterday quit the government as Communities Secretary as it emerged she might have made £80k profit at the expense of UK taxpayers, was involved in further turmoil as she joined the rest of the house-mates as t...
Sensational news just emerging from Downing Street, is that Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, has been given the boot by Prime Minister Gordon Brown after a series of incidents that have left the nation feeling she is nothing more than a big, fat, ugly,...
The soon former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith apologised for claiming £1 entry fee in expenses on her first home. She confirmed that it was claimed by mistake by her secretary (which is also her husband). Apparently he was too distracted by his parliam...
A team of medical experts are being rushed to London to deal with an 'unprecedented crisis' at Westminster. The team, from the Spinal Injuries Unit of Stoke Mandeville Hospital in Buckinghamshire, were called in by Prime Mincer Gollum Brown after...
London - (What A Scandal Mess): The Queen used taxpayers' money to 'clean her moat' and 'subdue dry rot' a House of Commons Public Accounts Committee heard today. "That's just so setting a bad example to snout-on-the-trough MPs like Douglas Hogg!"...
It's unlikely Parliament will ever be the same again after yesterday's revelation that three MPs are actually aliens in skin suits. Alien hunter officals were alerted to this alarming discovery by an article in The Daily Telegraph detailing MPs ex...
A member of the Royal Family has now been suspended, as it was revealed that he'd spent an incredible amount of taxpayers' money on totally non-essential items. Prince 'X' had made claims for: Millions of pounds in RAF helicopter-flying lessons...
'Members of the jury', Judge Jeffries said, 'you have heard all the evidence against the accused. On the charge of fraud, taking out a second mortgage but stealing public money to pay for it, how do you find?' 'Guilty, m'lud.' 'On the second charge o...
As Federal agents Mulder and Scully arrived at the luxury cottage in the badlands of Worcestershire, there seemed no sign of anyone at the Kirkbride home. 'There's no sign of anyone at the Kirkbride home', Mulder said, 'my theory is that something mysterious is going on here. That extraterrestial activity has drawn people away from this place.' 'Nonsense, Mulder, there'll be a perfectly rati...
She spent over £1,000 of taxpayers money on a photo shoot in an attempt to glam up her image by posing with a haystack, but now Conservative MP for Bromsgrove, Julie Kirkbride, has finally bowed to public pressure and proffered her resignation. PROVI...
Following the recent announcements by several celebrities that they were going to stand against discredited MPs, another famous character has decided to throw their hat into the ring. Step forward Burglar Bill, best known from his adventures by Al...
According to recent reports, Ms Kirkbride is concerned that criticism of her use of the MPs' expenses system might deter crooks from standing for Parliament. She is understood to be concerned that thieves that are currently working in the private se...
In a graphic illustration of how quickly a star can be manufactured before being systematically deconstructed by an utterly unscrupulous media, the reputation of Britain's Got Talent star Susan Boyle was left in tatters this morning following a serie...
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