Most people already know, apart from a 150 million brain-damaged European viewers, that the Eurovision song contest is utter crap, but now, once and for all, it has been proven, Jedward have qualified! The twins with more hair than talent decided...
Their singing abilities aside, Irish pop duo Jedward are fuming about how the entire lead-up to their Eurovision Song Contest entry has turned into a complete farce for them. Returning from a specialist clinic in Glasgow where they were having the...
The German Federal Intelligence Service (BND) have announced today that they have foiled an al-Qaeda plot to target the 2011 Eurovision song contest. The plot was intended to be in retaliation for the killing of their leader, Osama bin Laden, at t...
The leader of the UK Independence Party, Nifel Garage, has called for the UK to withdraw from the annual Eurovision Song Contest. He called the contest "a joke, a ridiculous waste of tax-payers' money, and a perfect example of how not to run an elect...
Former boy band Blue, who reunited in 2009 after a 4 year split, have announced that they will be taking part in this year's Eurovision Song Contest. They will perform their song "I Can" on this week's Graham Norton show. Eurovision have moved...
Boy Band singer Antony Costa is "mortified" after pictures of him urinating against a cash machine appeared in the Press. The pictures appeared after it was announced that his band, Blue, would represent the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest to be...
In a sensational move, which is sure to have seismic and seminal repercussions throughout the worlds of soccer and popular song, it has been announced from Bungenspiel Castle, the Bavarian Headquarters of the Eurovision Reichskommissariat, that the c...
Oslo, Norway. The capital city is under enormous tension following Germany's win in the Eurovision Song Contest. Bands of Nazi sympathisers from the fatherland have been running around causing trouble and a small group of them have been arrested...
Songwriter Pete Waterman has said in an interview this morning that he is at a loss to explain just what the European voting public was up to last night when they gave a total of only 10 points to the UK entry into the Eurovision Song Contest, meanin...
The Germans are at it again proving that they are pretty good at everything, building cars, washing machines, playing footy, hockey, most other sports and now singing (in English, damn cheek ol Bean). After winning the biggest crap "non-event" on...
It is with shock today, that some readers of The Spoof found out that the Eurovision Song Contest continues to thrill and excite audiences around the world. Many ex-pats believed it had died a death in the '80's only to find that it has indeed continued to be a much anticipated annual event. Admittedly, viewers are few and far between, mostly family and friends of the contestants. The reas...
Oslo Friday - On the eve of the 2010 Eurovision Song Contest in the Norwegian capital a major diplomatic row has broken out. Last week we had Lord Triesman damaging England's chances of staging the 2018 World Cup. This week we have Sir Henry Cr...
It was last night announced that the UK's Eurovision Song Contest entry will be sung by Susan Boyle. Speaking from her Scottish home, SuBo said "Och, this year's entry was a load of crap as usual! My cat Pebbles could sing better, so I decided to sin...
ITV aired the first round of the Eurovision Debate Contest from Manchester tonight. Families crowded round their TV sets and groups of friends organised Eurovision parties where it is the custom to wee yourself after a night of drinking cheap vino...
After a gruelling evening of listening to no fewer than 41 new national anthems, judges today announced that the Norwegian one had won the contest. 'Raping and Pillaging, Ho Ho Ho', by The Bloodthirsty Vikings narrowly received the most votes, with D...
Legendary actor, Pirate, Fiddle player & folk singer Johnny Depp stepped in at the last minute to lead Norway to an historic Eurovision victory last night. Unfortunately the Ham fisted artiste also managed to damage the Winners Crystal Trophy...
There was a surprise in the world of show business today, when a homosexual man won the Eurovision song contest. Russian Alexander Rubcock sang his song "I'm a fairy" for Norway, and was universally panned by music critics for his appallingly smug pe...
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