Pyongyang, North Korea - Worried that a harsh winter has devastated the morale of his armed forces, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un joined his nation's top performers on a USO tour of the country's military bases last month. Before embarki...
After thousands of years of questions and loyalties, turmoil and radicalism, wars and crusades, stonings and hostage taking, tonight the creator of the universe speaks to humanity! (Que: Opening soundtrack music from movie, The Ten Commandments) Good evening. I am your host, Adam Handy, and this is God Speak. (audience applause) Tonight's guest-deity will be determined by the spinning...
In the wake of teenage clit-throb Justus Beaver's arrest under section 119a of Florida's Motor Vehicle Act, specifically, "...care and control of a motor vehicle while under narcissistic delusions of grandeur and self-importance...", his agent, Mony...
Something went wrong with Miley Cyrus big show-ending finally Friday night when she was riding a wrecking ball, swinging naked but covered by swinging on it sideways. That was until the wrecking ball, which was not real but still heavy, went too f...
DT Comics, LTD. has announced that the web "celeb", Miss Tequila will be added to the roster in their latest concept. The concept titled "L.O.S.E.R C.L.I.Q.U.E (League Of Self Entitled Rascal Celebrity Lives Inflicting Qualified Useless Events)" wil...
Rumors are a buzz since the recent finale of the popular television series Breaking Bad. There has been recent developments in Hollywood as reports have circulated regarding a possible spinoff. A major exective for the show, Ivan Crankie, confirm...
"Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2" earned $35 million in its opening weekend, beating out several other films. The latest installment picks up where the first one left off. An inventor thought he saved the world by destroying his invention tha...
Tiger Woods line of golf clubs, balls, and accessories, "Tiger's Wood" has taken quite a hit in the most recent quarter. Sales of the brand have decreased dramatically in the last couple of terms. A spokesperson for the company stated, "We are hi...
Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...
Kenneth Feld, CEO of Feld Entertainment, the group that owns Ringling Bros. Circus, recently announced that Ringling Bros. will, effective immediately, exploit for trivial human entertainment fewer wild animals and more and more domesticated animals,...
Although not as expensive to produce and not usually considered as "good" as motion pictures, television (TV) shows are still, by everyone's standards except, perhaps, those of Bill Gates, costly and, therefore, even their goofs, flubs, fuckups, boners, and bloopers, as mistakes by cast and crew are called (except when they're called outtakes or, in England, "a comedy of errors"), are often preser...
Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler. The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...
Daytona, Florida -- A rumored NASCAR plan to shower its loyal fans with free souvenirs ran into a glitch at the end of its Nationwide Series race here. The idea was to launch a "piñata car" into the home stretch fence just before the competitors...
Is it just me, or has the Channel Four 'Come Dine With Me' show gone down the pan? Some years ago, I admit, I watched the occasional episode. Entertaining moments arose from time to time. An appealing new recipe to try, perhaps. Someone who had something remotely interesting to say. The sarcastic commentary, of course, was always the essence of the show's success. But things have chang...
A class action is being filed on behalf of the British Public against BBC, ITV and C4 jointly to redress trauma and distress of seeing 'that b*stard' every time the news is broadcast. Or any BBC retrospective. Keith Foss, spokesman for SOS (Sod Of...
DreamWorks is in discussions to sell the naming rights to recently released "Lincoln" to LinkedIn for an undisclosed sum, and the new name will apply to DVD and BluRay releases of the Spielberg film reported insiders familiar with the deal. "LinkedI...
During an interview today where Martin Freeman was wearily defending the new cash-cow trilogy digging up Bilbo Baggins, the prequels, the new star of The Hobbit made a startling confession. He was asked, did he ever get the urge, during a particularly complex and panoramic scene, to breathe deeply then in his best hobbity voice yell "Dumbeldore"? Oh all the time, it was just as bad for Daniel R...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
