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Funny story: WWF Issues New Endangered Species Appeal

WWF Issues New Endangered Species Appeal

The Worldwide Fund for Nature has started a new appeal on behalf of a species it says has now been recognised as among the world's most endangered. The Greater-Mouthed Premiership Manager, or Managerium Footballaris, is now so under pressure that...

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Funny story: McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

McCain - Palin Deny that Dinosaurs are Endangered

Right in his own backyard, John McCain has found evidence that using Palin-tology (the scientific method that Sarah Palin has cited to deny the endangered status to Polo bears and Beluga Whales), you can prove that dinosaurs are not an endangered spe...

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Funny story: Palin Waltzes with Walrus to Prove They're not Endangered

Palin Waltzes with Walrus to Prove They're not Endangered

A cartoon video is circulating the internet, showing Sarah Palin or Tina Fey dancing with a big, fat, healthy walrus The video is for an evidentiary brief, filed in Federal court, to prevent the walrus from joining the polo bear and the Beluga wha...

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Funny story: Wombles on Endangered Species List

Wombles on Endangered Species List

Wombles, the beloved species that tidy Wimbledon Common are now officially on the Endangered Species list. The animals were added when Wimbledon Common was seen to be in a state of untidiness, and that the Wombles had not been seen for a while.

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Funny story: Humans to be put on the ESL

Humans to be put on the ESL

The US Department of Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) announced today that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has petitioned to have Humans put on the endangered Species List (ESL).

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Funny story: Stagnant Hole Alabama Man Lays Claim to Eating Many Different Endangered Species

Stagnant Hole Alabama Man Lays Claim to Eating Many Different Endangered Species

Rufus Leon Donnie Bill Blevins, aka "Stinky", announced proudly today that so far his mission, as he termed it, was "Going just about like I want it to." Even in defiance of the United States Endangered Species Act, Blevins, was...

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Funny story: Panda lies worse than ever

Panda lies worse than ever

Scientists from the university of Whayestin-Timyn have published vital new evidence, in the journal 'Science Stuff' about how the lies of the Chinese government have let the breeding of pandas get out of control.

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Funny story: Bald Eagle Removed from Endangered Species List

Bald Eagle Removed from Endangered Species List

District of Columbia (AP) - Environmentalists cheered the news that the American Bald Eagle has been removed from the endangered species list in the United States for the first time in forty years.

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