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Funny story: Ghostly Image Spotted In Burnley Double-Yolker Fried Egg

Ghostly Image Spotted In Burnley Double-Yolker Fried Egg

Burnley man, Charlie Splutterthwaite got more than he bargained for this morning as he went into the kitchen to prepare a fried egg sandwich. Cracking an egg into the frying pan, Splutterthwaite was surprised and delighted when the egg turned out to...

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Funny story: Patronising Russian jewellers reckon 'owner has no idea' of priceless Romanov treasure's worth

Patronising Russian jewellers reckon 'owner has no idea' of priceless Romanov treasure's worth

London - A stunning Fabergé Imperial Egg bought at auction in New York in 1964 is being hunted down by a London jewellers. The gem-encrusted gold/sapphire/ruby/diamond trinket, which looks like a flower-festooned Easter egg in precious metal baske...

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Funny story: Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Local Man Gives All the Credit to Jesus after Polishing off Cheese Omelet

Libuse, La. - Mrs. Del Taylor remembers last Friday morning when, she says with a bit of nervous laughter, she discovered only four eggs and a small packet of grated American cheese in the refrigerator. Her husband Kenny was in the bathroom readying...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton gives up eating eggs in respect for the hens who don't get 'sex'.

Pippa Middleton gives up eating eggs in respect for the hens who don't get 'sex'.

In an interview given by Pippa Middleton today with "Farmers' Weekly" ace reporter, Chucky Porker, she admitted that she was giving up eating all produts containing hens' eggs. Pippa found out that the only eggs sold for consumption are unfertiliz...

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Funny story: Many Chicken Restaurants In America Close To Honor International Respect For Chicken Day

Many Chicken Restaurants In America Close To Honor International Respect For Chicken Day

ONXARD, California - Eastley P. Dinwiddie, spokesperson for The Southern California Chicken Farmers Coalition has stated that many nationally well known chicken restaurants are closing in honor of International Respect For Chicken Day. The holiday...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

Justin Bieber Says That He Has Decided To Press Charges Against The Sydney, Australia Egg Tosser

SYDNEY, Australia - Young singing sensation Justin Bieber says that it will take more than half a dozen eggs tossed at him to deter him from doing what he loves more than anything else in the world - and he giggled and remarked that no he did not mea...

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Funny story: Easter bunnies lose their eggs?

Easter bunnies lose their eggs?

Venlo, Holland, Easter Monday: Thousands of Dutch kids were left crying and screaming during the Easter period; it seems that Dutch Easter bunnies had all lost their eggs? As the world knows every child in Europe (apart from the UK and the very po...

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Funny story: Eggs v Chicken

Eggs v Chicken

Where would we be without eggs? Good question - none of us would have been born were it not for eggs. Ovulation and all that. And chicken...where would we be without chicken? With eggs, you've got fried eggs, boiled eggs, poached eggs, omelettes, pickled eggs, cakes, pastries, flans, and all manner of things egg related. It's the same with chicken - roast chicken, fried chicken, chi...

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Funny story: Free range egg feather con revealed!

Free range egg feather con revealed!

The practice of sticking one or two of them onto the eggs is not illegal but when the consumer realises it is done deliberately he or she will understandably feel they are the victim of a con. I am referring to the occasional chicken feather you will no doubt have found stuck to one of the eggs contained in the free range boxes you've bought during the last year or so.

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Funny story: German Dioxin scandal hits Australia

German Dioxin scandal hits Australia

Eggheads in Germany at the Max Headroom Institute have identified that there might be implications of the Dioxin in eggs scandal far beyond the boundaries of Germany. A team of scientists has been sent to Australia in the latest bid to track down...

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Funny story: German Eggs Dioxin scandal vegan take-over planned

German Eggs Dioxin scandal vegan take-over planned

In an astonishing development after our initial breaking of the news yesterday concerning the toxic Dioxin laden eggs in Germany, a further 3000 farms are now closed and more implications for human health have been outlined. Herr Loss of the the S...

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Funny story: German Eggheads lose sense of humour due to Dioxin poisoning

German Eggheads lose sense of humour due to Dioxin poisoning

The recent egg poisoning case in Lower Saxony Germany has had far reaching consequences for the local German population including staff at the prestigious Max Headroom Institute for Parking Structures in Wiesleissen. The contamination of German eg...

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Funny story: Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu

Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu

Award winning Superchef Heston Blumenthal has revealed his latest spectacular breakfast menu which is set to enthrall foodies the world over. The Willy Wonka figure unveiled his 'Full English Breakfast?' yesterday morning at his 3 Michelin starred re...

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Funny story: Proof: The Sun Says 'The Egg Came First'

Proof: The Sun Says 'The Egg Came First'

In a wildly random and irrational statement The Sun has claimed that 'The Egg Came First'. The so-called professional reporters used their usual level of tabloid journalistic skills to write the article, which was situated between a piece on Wayne...

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Funny story: Perfectly Good Eggs Hurled at Tony Blair at Book Signing

Perfectly Good Eggs Hurled at Tony Blair at Book Signing

Unlike the eggs in America where you get sick now just by looking at them, let alone handling or eating them, the eggs that were hurled at Tony Blair at his very first book signing in Dublin, Ireland were perfectly edible. This led some to question t...

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Funny story: FDA Finds Rodents, Eggs Buried In Chickenshit On Egg Farm!

FDA Finds Rodents, Eggs Buried In Chickenshit On Egg Farm!

Thomas Dewey of the FDA says that a surprise visit by his team found two egg farms in horrible shape. "No wonder there is salmonella! Some of the cages were full of crap, a dead chicken here and there, big rats staring at you from their hideaways,...

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Funny story: National Egg Council Blames Consumers

National Egg Council Blames Consumers

Area 52, Arizona -- The National Egg Council announced today that it is the fault of the consumer that they have become ill from eating salmonella contaminated eggs. "Consumers are not cooking eggs properly. Directions clearly state that all eggs s...

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