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Funny story: Kirstie Alley's Ex-Maid Said That The Only Thing That Kirstie Does Not Eat Is Words

Kirstie Alley's Ex-Maid Said That The Only Thing That Kirstie Does Not Eat Is Words

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Vanessa Vagiopello, who worked for three years as Kirstie Alley's maid, has revealed some interesting secrets about the 409 pound actress in her recently published book, Thar She Blows - The Kirstie Alley Story. Vagiopello said t...

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Funny story: Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists prove link between food and obesity

Scientists at Bridlington University have uncovered a "link" between food consumption and weight gain in humans. Dr Wayne Bruce, visiting Professor of Sandwiches from the Barnsley Institute claims that "Fatties" may well eat more food that their natu...

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Funny story: Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Fast food chains up and down the country are responding to the credit crunch by launching new ranges of tempting meals using less traditional meats. A well known Fried Chicken franchise has launched a new "Persian Chicken" burger and teenagers ev...

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Funny story: Woman who eats only soil to appear on Freaky Eaters

Woman who eats only soil to appear on Freaky Eaters

A South African woman who eats only soil has been invited to appear on the next series of television programme Freaky Eaters. As a schoolgirl Thuli Malindzi got hooked on eating soil which she claims tastes better than chocolate. Thuli who is now...

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Funny story: Cannibal Inadvertently Eats Own Hand

Cannibal Inadvertently Eats Own Hand

A cannibal has today inadvertently, and inappropriately, eaten his own left hand. Edgar Triggs was in court, over the alledged offence of consuming his neighbour Cyril Betts, 84, for letting his cat defecate in the Oxford man's garden, when the in...

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Funny story: Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel Collapse Caused By Hot Dog Eating Contestants

Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel Collapse Caused By Hot Dog Eating Contestants

Kiptopeke, Va. - Two contestants of Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest struck the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel around 6:30 this morning. The two were indulging in an early moring swim in an effort to burn off the extra calories they had acquired...

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Funny story: Young Man Swallows Own Face

Young Man Swallows Own Face

In a stunning turn of events, a young man from the University of Flonders in Nigeria swallowed his own face after an attempt to swallow his nose. "Mmff bgg hll bffg hnnf," commented Shinead "Skinhead" O'Doodle, the 20 year old who was credited wi...

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Funny story: Man Eats His Way Out Of Prison

Man Eats His Way Out Of Prison

A man serving 25 years to life in North State Prison has managed Incredibly to escape by literally EATING his way to freedom. Fred Crudbill (Big Fred), 43, had served just 6 years of the 25 year sentence he was serving for Grand Larceny, when las...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Rush Limbaugh Challenges Obama To Live Debate, Pancake Eating Contest

Rush Limbaugh, in a rage over Barack Obama trying, according to him, to turn the U.S.A. into the U.S.A.S (Union of States of American Socialists), at a Wednesday night speaking engagement, accused him of turning America into a welfare state. Rush,...

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Funny story: FDA announces worlds first aspartame eating contest

FDA announces worlds first aspartame eating contest

WASHINGTON DC - Dr. Strangedeath, spokesperson for the FDA, reported today that the worlds first aspartame eating contest will be held on July 4, 2009, live on T.V. here. Contestants must pay their own way to Washington, but the aspartame will be...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh to Battle Kobayashi, Chestnut on Competitive Eating Circuit

Rush Limbaugh to Battle Kobayashi, Chestnut on Competitive Eating Circuit

SAN JOSE, CA - Right-wing fat-ass Rush Limbaugh, best known for using his mouth to bash liberals, has decided to put it to another use. This July 4th, he will compete against Takeru Kobayashi and Joey "Jaws" Chestnut in the 94th Annual Nathan's Hot...

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Funny story: Arcarola, Mississippi Man Eats His Own Toes

Arcarola, Mississippi Man Eats His Own Toes

Hardin Wesley Snotgrass, 49, has suffered from a certain amount of post-traumatic stress ever since he fell head first into an unfinished outhouse hole back in 1976. Then, deeply falling in love with a mud turtle in 1977. Part of his debilitatio...

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Funny story: Man Eats Fish, Fish Eats Man, Equilibrium Restored

Man Eats Fish, Fish Eats Man, Equilibrium Restored

Today in Brighton a 36 year old man ate a fish. It is assumed that the fish was purchased along with a portion of chips from a takeaway on the seafront. The unfortunate fish was presumed by experts to have been a cod, gutted, topped, tailed, and d...

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Funny story: Professor reveals who really ate all the sausages

Professor reveals who really ate all the sausages

Professor Barnaby Grossly of the Institute for Advanced Microbiological Physics, has make a stunning announcement regarding the identity of the bastard who'd being eating all the sausages in the staff canteen. Suspicion had fallen on Glenda, the b...

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Funny story: Banana Eating Contest

Banana Eating Contest

BALTIMORE - The Yearly Port of Lord Baltimore & Sister City Kawasaki, Japan Birds-of-a-Feather Flock Together Festival was a huge success. Thousands attended this year's fun-filled event including unemployed Rhode Island tennis coach, Cashmon...

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Funny story: I Like To Eat

I Like To Eat

NEW HOPE - Got anything to eat? I love to eat anything that's handy. Brambles, leaves, twigs, hay, grass, clothes, shoes. Actually, the list is endless. That's a nice Fendi dress you're wearing. What does it taste like? I like those Ferragamo loafers you have on. Bet they're chewy and spicy. I like that purse you're holding. Got anything in there to eat? No? That's OK. I'll just eat the purse i...

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Funny story: Chinese Girl's Low Calorie Soil Wonder Diet

Chinese Girl's Low Calorie Soil Wonder Diet

A Chinese teenager is undergoing medical checks in Beijing after reportedly consuming soil for 11 years. The parents of 18-year-old Baobao Sodmuncher brought her from their home in the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region to the capital's premier Head...

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