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Funny story: Fears for William's Big Dipper as hit squad of shooting stars circles Windsor Castle

Fears for William's Big Dipper as hit squad of shooting stars circles Windsor Castle

Berks - Astrologers working on Prince William's wedding chart reckon he's ploughing his own succession furrow - as a classic swastika formation of Lyrid meteor shower straddlles Windsor skies this Easter weekend. The annual celestial lightshow occ...

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Funny story: Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Vatican Denies Good Friday Meat Feast Pizza Orders

Vatican officials today angrily refuted an internet rumour that a total of 820 meat feast pizzas, 200 porcetta sandwiches, and 400 portions of suckling pig have been ordered for a Good Friday meat-up in the Vatican Museums. "This is a nasty unfoun...

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Funny story: New Bible code clue says Queen's Last Supper this Wednesday

New Bible code clue says Queen's Last Supper this Wednesday

London - Bible cryptographers have found new evidence pointing to Queen Elizabeth eating her very last Beluga caviar canapé this Wednesday. A passage in the Gospel According to Fluke says she's likely to croak it on the night ahead of her 85th bir...

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Funny story: Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Newby Isle of Wight Preparing for Easter BEFORE Christmas

Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, recently heard that Tesco's have already put out Easter Eggs on their shelves. This 'dastardly deed' was carried out on Boxing Day. Newby residents don't seem to think of this as strange at all as new Mayor of Newby, Arthur Askme, said, "We folk of Newby always like to get an' ed start on thee 'olidays. What's the point o' waiting 'till last minute? Ou...

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Funny story: It's not even New Year's Day - but Tesco is already filling its shelves with Easter eggs.

It's not even New Year's Day - but Tesco is already filling its shelves with Easter eggs.

IT'S not even New Year's Day - but Tesco is already filling its shelves with Easter eggs. Christmas trees are still 'up' in many homes, twinkling lights flash on and off. Wheelie bins full of Christmas Wrappers and turkey bones wait curbside and yet here come the chocolate bunnies. It appears the greedy companies can't wait, even beating the Valentines Day shoppers. Oh no! The Valentine's...

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Funny story: Commentary, by funwithwords: Who Came Up With the Easter Bunny Anyway?

Commentary, by funwithwords: Who Came Up With the Easter Bunny Anyway?

Oklahoma City -- Let's get right to it, shall we? I'm not gettin' it, folks: why in the world do we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus by instilling within our children the expectation of a rabbit coming by the house and dropping off a load of muti-colored chicken eggs once per year? As I've noted in other "Commentaries," I readily acknowledge that I'm not the brightest bulb in the socket. G...

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Funny story: Arizona Girl Arrested For Not Eating Chocolate Easter Bunny "Ears First"

Arizona Girl Arrested For Not Eating Chocolate Easter Bunny "Ears First"

An eight year old Gilbert, Arizona girl is being held in a juvenile detention center a state law that most people only thought was a tradition. Mona Jefferson is being held without bail as a flight risk (as she owns both rollerblades and a twelve sp...

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Funny story: 'Easter Bunny' and Brother accept sentencing with 'relief'

'Easter Bunny' and Brother accept sentencing with 'relief'

The ex-student (known as Easter Bunny) of Huffington Public School in Ontario, Canada, and his younger brother, were in court today. 'Easter Bunny' ran amock in a small school in Ontario 2 days ago. He caused the school to 'lockdown' and rampage...

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Funny story: Jesus Upstaged in Easter Mass by Cardinal Defending Pope

Jesus Upstaged in Easter Mass by Cardinal Defending Pope

For the first time in history, Easter Mass was not about Jesus' resurrection but about the Pope being a great leader of the Catholic Church in spite of many claims of sexual abuse by priests all over the world and the Pope's inefficient handling of t...

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Funny story: Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

Easter in Easterhouse with no Easter Eggs

If anybody ever offers to take you on a tour of Easterhouse in Glasgow, say no and make sure you don't change your mind. Easterhouse is one of the most poverty stricken deprived areas of Glasgow where if you see a cat with a tail its a tourist.

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Funny story: Pope Spends Holy Weekend Fending Off Hostile Takeover of Church

Pope Spends Holy Weekend Fending Off Hostile Takeover of Church

A large group of German, American and Irish former altar boys, who have become rich by settling their long-standing claims of sexual abuse by members of the Catholic Church clergy, have pooled their money and asked the World Bank to back them in a bi...

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Funny story: Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Chocolate can cut your leg off - Easter eggs may contain blades in future!

Easter eggs and other chocolate can now through a loop hole in an old law carry blades and other weapons, as long as they are not the locking type that have been banned since 1903 unless sold only in small amounts, latest research suggests. The st...

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Funny story: Church leaders argue over start of the week

Church leaders argue over start of the week

Easter is the biggest festival of the Christian Calendar. Although children prefer Christmas, Easter lasts four days not one, and Chocolate eggs can be eaten to excess. Approaching this most sacred of weekends, a massive row has broken out in the Cat...

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Funny story: So You Think Easter is an Innocent Holiday

So You Think Easter is an Innocent Holiday

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Easter - According to a World Net Daily article by Joe Kovacs, Easter is a pagan ritual that will make you burn in hell. In fact, according to the author, even mentioning the name Easter is a sin worthy of death. In fact, the author, making a valiant attempt to save us from the evils of Easter puts his own salvation at risk by mentioning Easter 24 times. This brav...

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Funny story: New Retail Season launched

New Retail Season launched

With only a month to go, many retailers have been caught on the hop by the recent icy weather. Valentine's cards, usually in the shops by late November, are only now starting to appear. Just before Easter eggs. And the 2010 Christmas hamper catal...

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Funny story: No Easter Says The Bunny

No Easter Says The Bunny

The Easter Bunny has declared bankruptcy and wants all the little rug rats not to expect baskets full of toys, eggs and peeps instead they will get a small cardboard box with a letter in it which reads: Dear kid, you will live a life of poverty and misery thanks to the corrupt people who don't give a shit. You will have great teeth though because there's no candy for YOU! You know tha...

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Funny story: Rev Rick "Rabbit" Warren Has Gay Easter Bunny Revelation

Rev Rick "Rabbit" Warren Has Gay Easter Bunny Revelation

Before offering the opening prayer at Barack Obama's Inauguration, Rev Rick warren had worked tirelessly to deny gay couples the right to marry. As the Easter season has ushered in more states supporting gay marriage and Christian bigotry is being sh...

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