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Funny story: ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King. The li...

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Funny story: David Cameron issues call for three days of official mourning following Pat Butcher's death

David Cameron issues call for three days of official mourning following Pat Butcher's death

As the nation mourns the passing of Pat Butcher in EastEnders, Prime Minster David Cameron has decided that there will now be three days of official mourning. Speaking from the balcony of No 10 Downing Street, an injured Prime Minister (who fell o...

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Funny story: Graham Norton to play a Mitchell brother?

Graham Norton to play a Mitchell brother?

Irish TV presenter and comedian Graham Norton has today denied rumours that he is set to join EastEnders later in the year. It was suggested by Soapy Things Today that Norton was to play Frank "Mad Dog" Mitchell, a long lost step-brother of Phil and...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to star in Eastenders

Rupert Murdoch to star in Eastenders

Billionaire tycoon Rupert Murdoch is to join the cast of Eastenders, soap bosses have revealed. The mega rich Aussie will play Pat Butcher's twin sister, Vera and join the cast in November. Writer Lawrence Smythe-Williamson confirmed the news '...

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Funny story: Spoiler Alert: East Enders Christmas Plot Revealed In Full: Pat's Death A Certainty

Spoiler Alert: East Enders Christmas Plot Revealed In Full: Pat's Death A Certainty

BBC bosses are said to be furious that a source in their headquarters has leaked the plans for the Christmas plot run of EastEnders. But their annoyance won't stop me from publishing a massive spolier for fans of the show. It was revealed that...

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Funny story: Eastenders' Queen Vic fruit machine has greater operating cash balance than UK

Eastenders' Queen Vic fruit machine has greater operating cash balance than UK

The latest figures released by the treasury indicate that the UK's operating cash balance is vastly inferior to that of the takings from the fruit machine used in Eastenders' eponymous pub, the Queen Vic. The figures show that at present the count...

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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie was webbed up with Grant Mitchell

Revelations about the murky criminal past of Rebekah Brooks's husband Charlie Brooks have rocked the Establishment. Charlie Brooks, now masquerading as an aristocrat novelist, is believed to have been involved in cocaine addiction, prostitution an...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

Isle of Wight News - Isle has disappeared under big grey ash cloud - search parties from mainland en route

The Isle of Wight has disappeared under a large grey cloud said to have come from the direction of Iceland. No communication has been made between the Isle and the Mainland for over 4 hours, causing concern. Search and rescue parties headed out...

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Funny story: Eastenders Sets The Agenda Again In Storyline Bombshell

Eastenders Sets The Agenda Again In Storyline Bombshell

Never one to shy away from the big topics and issues of the day, BBC drama flagship, Eastenders, is once again setting the agenda and is on-course to shock its fans and critics alike. In the past the controversial soap has had plots involving sto...

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Funny story: Matt Willis To Join Eastenders

Matt Willis To Join Eastenders

Ex 'Busted' Star and all round good guy Matt Willis is set to join the cast of Eastenders in a move that is hoped will really boost viewing figures. The popular celebrity, who has now failed in both the Music Industry and Television presenting, wi...

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Funny story: Tonight's Highlights On The Cretin Channel

Tonight's Highlights On The Cretin Channel

19:00 Emmerdale HMS Cumberland crashes into The Woolpack on its way to the scrapyard. Marlon is mistaken for a deranged escaped marionette and captured by a circus. Paddy gets his arm stuck up a cow at Skipthwaite Show and is unable to perform his wierd arm movements. Panic at the Farm Shop when they almost get a customer. Jimmy looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Long lost cousin Mel...

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Funny story: Olympics and Eastenders Link

Olympics and Eastenders Link

The Royal Mail has revealed that the Olympic Park has been given the same postcode as the BBC soap opera Eastenders. The Olympic Park, which many see as the main focal point of London 2012, will provide a massive green space full of riverside gard...

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Funny story: Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Ross Kemp's Extreme World to return with a Norfolk Special

Ross Kemp's hit Sky One show, Extreme World, wiill return for a one off special in August to highlight the serious problem of inbreeding in the county of Norfolk. Kemp, famous for his role as Grant Mitchell in EastEnders, will start his journey i...

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Funny story: BBC In Eastenders Storm

BBC In Eastenders Storm

Pressure is continuing to mount on the BBC to conduct yet another investigation into "highly questionable practices" it employed in the making of one of its flagship programmes. Having just recovered from the Blue Peter Gate scandal, when it was p...

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Funny story: Queen Vic pub on Eastenders to be renamed

Queen Vic pub on Eastenders to be renamed

It can be revealed what the future of the Queen Vic pub in Albert Square on the BBC's long running soap opera, Eastenders, holds. Although the BBC hope that the current Queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor, reigns for many a year yet to come, they...

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Funny story: Pat Butcher in earring trauma

Pat Butcher in earring trauma

EastEnders fans are being told to brace themselves for "the most gruesome scene in British soap history." The scene, which is to air next week, will show Walford's regular fat slapper, Pat Butcher, tucking into a bacon sandwich when her face sudd...

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Funny story: Latest Eastenders shock storyline - Phil Mitchell to become addicted to writing spoofs

Latest Eastenders shock storyline - Phil Mitchell to become addicted to writing spoofs

Eastenders hard man and current crack cocaine addict Phil Mitchell is set to appear in the soaps most controversial storyline yet - he will become addicted to writing spoofs. The crippling addiction begins after Mitchell gets bored of crack in...

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