Scientists in London have made a shock discovery this week while analysing the power generated by the worlds wind turbines. Some 267,000 wind turbines are now erected worldwide, with more going up each day, but tests on these monumental windmills giv...
The continuing daily reports that asteroid "2012 DA14" hitting the Earth late this year, or more likely, early next year are somewhat overblown according to Today's Science Journal. "Oh, it could hit us", stated Dr. Harold Nitzberg of NASA. "But e...
According to a new Study by the Clavical Reconstituted Astrophysical Particular Cosmotology Institute (CRAPCI) said "Nomad planets" may mob the Milky Way. In fact they are particularly unhappy with Planet Earth, a non-nomadic planet. "Nomad planets"...
A local inventor is set to make a fortune by selling his latest device to US space agency, NASA. Sid Shelf believes his invention is just what NASA needs to clean up the mess that has been created in near-Earth orbit by the various space programme...
About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...
It's called Kepler 22-b, it has a temperature of 22 degrees C, and it's only 600 light years away. It is the most Earth-like planet yet discovered by NASA, who have found hundreds of planets outside our own Solar System in recent years. It is like...
The media has widely reported that an asteroid big enough to destroy all life on Earth will pass close by later this week. This has understandably caused some unease amongst our readers and we have received literally thousands of emails, tweets and t...
HARFOLD, Vt.--This week, an asteroid 1,300 feet in diameter will pass between Earth and the moon. Traveling at about 30,000 miles per hour and 200,000 above Earth, the normal, everyday person will be none the wiser. For those, however, with depth...
NASA waited until today to tell us that on Tuesday evening a gigantic asteroid is going to crash into the moon and send the moon crashing full speed into Earth. Today a senior US military official said that Iran is "the biggest threat to the United S...
The Global Institute for the Management of Population (GIMP) have announced that the world's population has now reached 7 billion vermin (also known as humans). GIMP held a press conference today, wearing masks, and announced various ideas for reduci...
Hello and welcome to the fourth in our Beginner's Guide series. In this edition we are talking about travel. Since man could first walk, he has wandered freely, seeking out adventure and experience to broaden the mind. From the classic family holiday to the trans-Atlantic business trip, travel has become a much needed part of the day to day dealings of the human race. Whether you are p...
A study by leading scientists has confirmed that fat bottomed girls really do make the world go round. The lyrics to the popular Queen hit were always taken with a pinch of salt, rather like the fries that the name checked stars of the rock classi...
BERLIN, Germany--Time to restock your fallout shelters. The German "Röntgensatellit" or ROSAT will most likely slam into Earth's atmosphere in late October or early November. However, whereas the UARS carried a 1 in 3,200 chance of hitting us, the...
With reports of Albert Einstein physically turning over in his grave, scientists have recently confirmed that the popular theory made famous by media favorite, Paris Hilton, that the Earth is indeed "HOT". Measuring the radioactive decay of our pl...
(Seattle) A former employee of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) announced today that the reason Seattle's weather is getting hotter and wetter is due to an increase in the tilt of the Earth's axis. "This is not just limit...
This is the shock new revelation coming from the American Creationist's Movement (ACM). According to the ACM the world is only 6000 years old. This is in stark contrast to scientists claims that the world is in fact closer to being between four and five billion years old. Scientists, (whom the ACM believe only exist as tools of Satan to disprove the existence God), have based their evidence on...
(Published in five hours) EARTH/EMPTY SPACE - The 6.9bn humans on the planet saw their entire planet end today. Earth, which has had a long history of several million years, ended after a giant instability in the Earth's core did some 'weird shit...
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