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Funny story: Footballer fined for speeding

Footballer fined for speeding

A former Scotland goalkeeper has been fined £1,000 by the Scottish Football Association after admitting speeding during last week's game at Arbroath. Dougal Grayound, who plays for Hamilton Athletic, was spotted by a speed camera sprinting past th...

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Funny story: Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Bulb gone on your car? There's an app for that

Every driver has been there. Driving along quite happily when they become aware of all the other drivers flashing. A quick check shows that the headlights should be on, but pulling over and it's discovered that the bulbs are blown. "What can you d...

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Funny story: Motorist's frying pan reduced by magistrates

Motorist's frying pan reduced by magistrates

A Gateshead delivery driver has had his frying pan reduced in size from 16 to 10 inches diameter. Aluvaf Ryup, 33, had been driving whilst still holding his 16-inch pan. In court, magistrates duly considered his pan, which had been set aside wh...

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Funny story: Roundabout Named Best Roundabout Round About Here by Roundabout Appreciation Society

Roundabout Named Best Roundabout Round About Here by Roundabout Appreciation Society

A roundabout, in Holgate on the outskirts of York, which lies in the heart of Yorkshire a county that sits in the North-East of England, the country that dwells to the left (if you look at it from space) of France. Yes that roundabout. It has been na...

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Funny story: Funeral car caught speeding on by-pass

Funeral car caught speeding on by-pass

A speed trap captured a hearse doing a very nippy 107 mph along a dual carriageway near Slough. Traffic wardens had spotted it earlier doing 50mph along a street with 'Dead Slow' signs. When stopped and questioned by police officers, the driver of...

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Funny story: New Sniffing Law has drivers reaching for their handkerchief

New Sniffing Law has drivers reaching for their handkerchief

The Government has announced that from today sniffing is outlawed in cars. This follows a series of accidents when drivers who were sniffing crashed due to the disturbance to their behaviour. David Cameron announcing the new law said that we are a...

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Funny story: Driving test for get away drivers

Driving test for get away drivers

The Police have stepped in to insist that all get away drivers are tested under new Bank Robbery rules. Chief Constable Pinhead declared that getaway drivers are giving the British Motorist a bad name, often parking on double yellows outside the B...

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Funny story: Government Cutbacks to hit drivers...again!

Government Cutbacks to hit drivers...again!

The government are having a cut back on the size of car park spaces so that only smart cars will be able to fit in them. MP Ted Slime states: "With the country in the state it's in we need to save money wherever we can , so we can save on the pain...

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Funny story: Man Crashes Car into Food Stand at Airport Concourse

Man Crashes Car into Food Stand at Airport Concourse

A Miami, Florida man smashed his car into an Einstein Brothers food stand on the second floor concourse of the Miami International Airport while parallel parking between a set of stationary tables. Fortunately there were no casualties except for the...

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Funny story: Now we see you...now we don't

Now we see you...now we don't

It has been suggested that to banish the "white van man" as being loutish, road-hogging, ignorant, bad drivers, etc., etc.,etc.,etc., the motor industry have come up with a way to try and hide that white van stigma. How? Well the University of Bof...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice

Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a good year for Lindsay Lohan as the freckle-faced, troubled girl has already been involved in two automobile accidents. And in both cases she rear-ended the other vehicle which leads many to believe that she is just...

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Funny story: French enforce breathalyser laws; drivers must test themselves!

French enforce breathalyser laws; drivers must test themselves!

The French Transport Ministry is determined to enforce stiffer laws regarding drinking and driving because the French people are demanding that they can get pissed middays, afternoons and evenings! The French regard wine as medicine not alcohol an...

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Funny story: Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

Dangerous drivers to get an unusual punishment

The Department For Road And Transport have come up with an unusual way of punishing dangerous drivers, in an attempt to rehabilitate them. "Simply fining and locking up dangerous drivers does not alter their driving style," Mike Penning, minister...

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Funny story: Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Practical Driving Test Now More Intimidating Than Ever

Driving Daily - Britain's favourite car mad mag for over 50 years - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CLARKSON AND RICHARD HAMMOND AFTER THEY WERE CAUGHT SMUGGLING 400 JARS OF ELEPHANT SPERM IN THE BACK OF A 1982 FORD CORTINA IN INDIA. Learners be warned, your dreams of owning and driving your own car are about to be pulverised! As of 1st January 2013 budding motorists will be force...

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Funny story: Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Ball Banger Virginia- Police responded to the scene of a horrific accident involving a Toyota Prius and a School bus full of Nuns. The driver of the Prius, Bob Baily of West Hankin PA., was extracted from his crumpled vehicle by paramedics who had to employ the use of the "Jaws of Life" to get him out. A bio-hazard unit was dispatched to the scene when paramedics reported an unknown substance...

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Funny story: Driverless Government Leak

Driverless Government Leak

An initiative aimed at winning back support for the Tories from anyone who has not been to a public school has been finalised. We have been leaked secret papers circulating in the corridors of power. They set out the Tory plans for driverless gove...

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Funny story: Lorries are a fatal threat to typists

Lorries are a fatal threat to typists

Lorries accounted for one-in-five crashes involving typists, according to a study of traffic accidents in Central London. Typists were also more likely to be injured in mid-sentence than any others on the roads. Researchers have observed marked i...

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