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Funny story: Memphis Quacks hand Trump a Lifeline

Memphis Quacks hand Trump a Lifeline

In a last-ditch effort to secure a further 4 years in office, Donald Trump has approved tests for the elimination of discrimination based on skin color, a high-minded undertaking which underlines the President's belief that all people are equal, as l…

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Funny story: Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book Alleges That Melania Trump Had a Big Crush on Anthony Scaramucci

Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book Alleges That Melania Trump Had a Big Crush on Anthony Scaramucci

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump’s former attorney/fixer, Michael Cohen, appeared on "Anderson Cooper's Show" to promote his new tell-all book on the president entitled 'I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana,…

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Funny story: President Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry – The Election is in the Bag

President Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry – The Election is in the Bag

MOSCOW – (Satire News) - A very reliable source within the White House has stated that Russian President Vladimir Putin has informed President Trump not to worry about the upcoming election. The source said Putin assured the Trumpster that victory…

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Funny story: Bob Woodward Has Painted His Fence

Bob Woodward Has Painted His Fence

After the recent controversy surrounding the release of 'Rage', his book about President Donald Trump, Bob Woodward, the investigative journalist and best-selling author, has been taking a more leisurely approach to things, and last week, painted his…

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Funny story: Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Arlington, Va - Reporter Bob Woodward announced, yesterday, that over eighteen minutes from his Trump White House tapes were erased. "I don't know what happened," tweeted Woodward. "I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. In fact, it w…

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Funny story: President Trump Says That The Audio Tapes of Him Using the Dreaded “N” Word Are Fake

President Trump Says That The Audio Tapes of Him Using the Dreaded “N” Word Are Fake

ENCHILADA LAKE, California – (Satire News) - A White House insider says that the president is literally foaming at the mouth at a recent report. Wikileaks has allegedly obtained several hours' worth of audio tapes, in which the self-proclaimed ‘le…

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That He Actually Served in Vietnam

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump made a surprise appearance on Sean Hannity’s Fox News television show. He said that he is sick and tired of hearing that he received five military deferments due to his bone spur infections. The p…

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Funny story: Weather now almost as popular as Donald Trump

Weather now almost as popular as Donald Trump

A weather whistleblower has said that supposedly funny news stories about the weather are now almost as popular as other supposedly funny stories about the US president, Donald Trump. The claim was made by a contributor to the satirical news websi…

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Funny story: President Trump Names Himself The New Director of The Electoral College

President Trump Names Himself The New Director of The Electoral College

ROULETTE RIVER, Nevada – (Satire News) - The president headed west to hold another in his series of Presidential GOP Mask-less Campaign Hate Pep Rallies. He was cheered on by a throng of over 87 people who cheered every word that came out of his m…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans to Give One of His Campaign Offices a Stimulus Check to Keep it From Having to Close

President Trump Plans to Give One of His Campaign Offices a Stimulus Check to Keep it From Having to Close

KLANVILLE, Alabama – (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close. The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he neede…

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Funny story: The Ku Klux Klan Says That, Thanks to President Trump, Membership is Up by 93%

The Ku Klux Klan Says That, Thanks to President Trump, Membership is Up by 93%

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – Ku Klux Klan Illustrated magazine is reporting that their membership has gone up by 93% just in the past six months. KKK spokesperson Roy Dell “Bubba” Griddle told KKKI that, thanks to all of the hate-spewin…

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Funny story: NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - Officials at NASCAR have suspended another race car driver after several policy violations. Racer Mike Wallace, no relation to black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, was notified that he has been suspended du…

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Funny story: Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

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Funny story: Tectonic Cultural Shifts at Warp Speed in US

Tectonic Cultural Shifts at Warp Speed in US

Last week, President Donald Trump announced all Americans will likely be able to get a Covid-19 vaccine by Monday, November 2nd, which is, coincidentally, the day before the 2020 election. The CDC issued directives to all (50) states to prepare to di…

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Funny story: The Lincoln Project Says President Trump is Misappropriating Taxpayers Money Like Crazy

The Lincoln Project Says President Trump is Misappropriating Taxpayers Money Like Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – There is no anti-Trump group that the Electoral College president hates more than the Lincoln Project. For one thing, every member is a Republican; and a Republican who knows that Donnie boy has about as much busine…

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Funny story: President Trump Lays Down His Personal Rules for the Upcoming Television Presidential Debate with Joe Biden

President Trump Lays Down His Personal Rules for the Upcoming Television Presidential Debate with Joe Biden

CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The president was in the “Chicken Shit Capital of the World” holding yet another “Maskless Non-Self-Distancing” presidential campaign hate rally. Chicken Creek produces more chicken droppings than all of t…

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Funny story: Bob Woodward Alleges in His Tell-All Book That Trump’s Goal is to Start a Modern-Day Civil War

Bob Woodward Alleges in His Tell-All Book That Trump’s Goal is to Start a Modern-Day Civil War

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Famed Watergate reporter and author Bob Woodward joins a long list of writers who have written books on the most amazing president in the history of presidents. In Woodward's book, titled, "The Liar-in-Chief", he…

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