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Funny story: Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump Urges Republicans Not To Vote?

Donald Trump's life choices prove he wasn't the brightest kid in his class, but urging Republicans not to vote? That is like a gift of gold to the Democrats. Hey Wharton, do you still claim him as a graduate? What are you teaching your students? N…

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Funny story: DNA Test Results Show That Donald J. Trump Has Four Biological Sons He Did Not Know He Had

DNA Test Results Show That Donald J. Trump Has Four Biological Sons He Did Not Know He Had

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, has just broken the Trump story of the season! The highly-reputable DNA collecting firm, which is based in Kalamazoo, Michigan, Yep Dat Be Your Squigglies Alright, has confi…

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Funny story: Donald Trump FINALLY Admits That Yes He Definitely Incited The January 6 Terrorist Attack on The Capitol

Donald Trump FINALLY Admits That Yes He Definitely Incited The January 6 Terrorist Attack on The Capitol

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The former resident of the White House, DJT, a person who spent more time on the damn golf course than horny rabbits spend having coitus has finally admitted something that everyone already knew. Speaking with repor…

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Funny story: Thousands of Jason Aldean’s Fans Tell Him to Just Shut Up and Sing

Thousands of Jason Aldean’s Fans Tell Him to Just Shut Up and Sing

DETROIT, Michigan – (Satire News) – Country singer Jason Aldean was performing in the famed Carburetor Coliseum, when he began talking between songs about the world of politics. He noted that he really misses Trump and the fact that he could have…

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Funny story: Another Trump Question: Did Trump Take The Gift Bags?

Another Trump Question: Did Trump Take The Gift Bags?

So while Donald Trump and his cronies are trying to pack up the entire White House and take it with them to Florida, using the claim of a stolen election, would it be much of a surprise to anyone that a few White House ashtrays were missing? Stick…

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Funny story: Private Investigators Have Found That Donald Trump, During His Term, Charged $472,905 For Sets of Golf Clubs To The US Taxpayers

Private Investigators Have Found That Donald Trump, During His Term, Charged $472,905 For Sets of Golf Clubs To The US Taxpayers

BOSTON – (Satire News) – One of the nation’s most highly respected private investigatigating firms, Blasingame, Frippawitz, & Nopalitos, has uncovered a fact that the “Orange Fat Boy” will most certainly call a hoax, fake news, and a witch hunt.

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Funny story: Political Pundits Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trying To Out Trump, Trump

Political Pundits Agree That Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Trying To Out Trump, Trump

LAS VEGAS – (Satire News) – At a recent meeting of The U.S. Federation of News Agencies, which was held in Sin City, the vast majority of American political pundits are in complete agreement that Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is hated even more than Hi…

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Funny story: Trump’s 2024 Presidential Bid Kicks Off With a Rally in Iowa – Only 14 People Show Up

Trump’s 2024 Presidential Bid Kicks Off With a Rally in Iowa – Only 14 People Show Up

CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – The man who is trying hard-as-hell to remain relevant has just had a very, rude, freakin' awakening. Donald Jonathan Trump, the twice impeached, one-term ex-president, said that only 14 people showed up at his ve…

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Funny story: The IRS Is After Donald Trump After Finding That Last Year He Claimed a Deduction of $197,803 for Hair Products

The IRS Is After Donald Trump After Finding That Last Year He Claimed a Deduction of $197,803 for Hair Products

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if the predatorial racist doesn’t have enough problems, now News Blues is reporting that he has yet another problem with the Internal Revenue Service. News Blues reporter Velveeta Maracas, has discovered that…

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Funny story: Donald (Donna) Trump Is Named The Ugliest-Woman in America

Donald (Donna) Trump Is Named The Ugliest-Woman in America

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of the Left Coast are saying that the highly reputable publication, LaLaLand Daily has just named Donald Jonathan Trump 2021’s “Ugliest Woman in America.” Senior reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle sa…

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Funny story: London’s Madame Tussauds Wax Museum Sells Its Donald Trump Wax Statue To China For £22 ($3 US)

London’s Madame Tussauds Wax Museum Sells Its Donald Trump Wax Statue To China For £22 ($3 US)

LONDON – (Satire News) – After receiving literally millions of complaints, the directors of London’s prestigious Madame Tussauds Museum, have decided to get rid of the wax statue of the man who is hated by more people than even that Nazi scumbag, Ado…

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Funny story: DNA Tests Show That a Baltimore Bus Driver is Barron Trump’s Biological Father

DNA Tests Show That a Baltimore Bus Driver is Barron Trump’s Biological Father

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just uncovered a story that had been hidden from the entire country by the Trump family for 15 years. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx said that after following several leads, she has discovered that Donald J…

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Funny story: Omarosa Manigault Kicks Trump’s Ass in Court and Now The Former “Golfer-in-Chief” Has to Pay His Former Black Advisor $3.7 Million

Omarosa Manigault Kicks Trump’s Ass in Court and Now The Former “Golfer-in-Chief” Has to Pay His Former Black Advisor $3.7 Million

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Omarosa Manigault, the ex-Trumptard advisor, has just come out victorious in her lawsuit against Donaldo Jonathan Trump. According to Boom Boom News reporter, Hacienda Fiddle, Manigault, who many consider to be the fema…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Start Writing For The Spoof

Donald Trump To Start Writing For The Spoof

British political satire website is overwhelmed learning that Donald J. Trump will soon be contributing articles to their website The Spoof.. Since being banned by Twitter, Mr. Trump feels he has lost his voice, and what better way to regain it but t…

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Funny story: The Number One Brain Surgeon In America Strongly Suggests That Trump Think About Getting a Brain Transplant Very, Very Soon!

The Number One Brain Surgeon In America Strongly Suggests That Trump Think About Getting a Brain Transplant Very, Very Soon!

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Tabloid Today has just broken the story that the nation’s top brain surgeon, Dr. Simon P. Sezafelli, 53, has informed Mr. and Mrs. Trump, that in his professional opinion, the former president, seriously needs to consi…

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Funny story: A Doctor Reveals That Donald Jonathan Trump Has Grandeuritis Fukatosis

A Doctor Reveals That Donald Jonathan Trump Has Grandeuritis Fukatosis

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – iRumors reported that the twice-impeached, one-term, disgraced former president "Don The Con," secretly traveled to Mexico to get a genitaliana physical. The results showed that, as many had suspected, including M…

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Funny story: 97.3% of All American Psychiatrists Agree That Donald “The Pussy Grabber” Trump Has No Respect For Women; Even Republican Ones

97.3% of All American Psychiatrists Agree That Donald “The Pussy Grabber” Trump Has No Respect For Women; Even Republican Ones

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The US Federation of Psychiatrists has just issued a report stating that Donald Jonathan Trump has absolutely no respect whatsoever for females; including those who are dyed-in-the-wool Republicans. Alpha Beta News Agency…

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