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Funny story: "Dolly Parton" Caught Smuggling Heroin Under Big Boobs

"Dolly Parton" Caught Smuggling Heroin Under Big Boobs

She had the famous blond wig and tight pants but something just didn't look right to some passengers coming into New York City's JFK Airport so several talked to security guards. "This is a southern lady alright, plus she does a good imitation of...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

"Boy am I ever glad to have that off my chest", stated Dolly Parton to reporters at a press conference this morning just outside of Nashville, Tennessee as she was among several country music stars that are planning to do a fund raising concert for t...

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Funny story: The Day After C&W Singer Chely Wright Reveals She's a Lesbian Dolly Parton Proclaims: "Not Me, No Way José, I Like Peckers!"

The Day After C&W Singer Chely Wright Reveals She's a Lesbian Dolly Parton Proclaims: "Not Me, No Way José, I Like Peckers!"

NASHVILLE - The day after country music songstress Chely Wright announced that she is a lesbian, one of country music's icon's Dolly Parton has stated that she is not a lesbian and that she is partial to as she put it 'peckers.' Parton, who is 64,...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging to the trailer hitch for the past 24 ho...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift And Dolly Parton - A Perfect Balance

Taylor Swift And Dolly Parton - A Perfect Balance

Country music record producer Hank C Hedgerow has announced ambitious plans to pair up country music superstars Taylor Swift and Dolly Parton on a hip-hop themed country music album featuring songs about dogs, horses, steel guitars, whittling and tob...

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Funny story: Local Dolly Parton Fan Gets Breast Implants

Local Dolly Parton Fan Gets Breast Implants

Local man Kevin King, 28, has become something of a local celebrity after he appeared at the local Dolly Parton festival in Mrs. Bridges garden last week topless. You see Kevin had just recently undergone breast augmentation surgery - just like hi...

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Funny story: Brenda Song To Star With Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter In "The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue"

Brenda Song To Star With Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter In "The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue"

HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Picture Productions has informed the media that filming will soon begin on the new movie The Young, The Hung, And The Tongue. Brenda Song will star as the Young, Dolly Parton will star as the Hung, and Ann Coulter wi...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Country Music singing star and actress Dolly Parton admitted that she has always had trouble with her large breasts going back to childbirth. "While most babies get a normal, vaginal delivery," said Parton, "mine was a little bit different." "It...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Celebrates Breast Appreciation Day

Dolly Parton Celebrates Breast Appreciation Day

"It's about time we had a National Breast Appreciation Day" Dolly Parton reportedly stated at Dollywood this morning on PMSNBC. "If there's anybody any more thankful than I am, they're a complete Boob!" "These babies have carried me more tha...

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Funny story: Lawsuit Aimed At Dolly Parton For Boob Attack

Lawsuit Aimed At Dolly Parton For Boob Attack

Everyone's sweetheart from Sevier County in east Tennessee has been charged with an eye-poking that left a man with some eye damage. Apparently, Jesse Bradshaw, size five-foot six, was attending a performance in Dollywood on a night that Dolly he...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton, the Grammy Award-winning, Academy Award-nominated, Tony Award-nominated, and Emmy Award-nominated American singer-songwriter, author, actress and philanthropist, best known for her prolific work in country music, was today made the subj...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton to give two pounds of titty to Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll never miss 'em!"

Dolly Parton to give two pounds of titty to Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll never miss 'em!"

Dolly Parton, the woman who stuffs fifty pounds of titties into a twenty-five pound sack, has graciously decided to give one pound of breast tissue from each of her melons to country music sensation Taylor Swift. "Somebody stole that poor girl's tit...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton's Tits Offically Sag To Ground Level

Dolly Parton's Tits Offically Sag To Ground Level

Dolly Parton, the 63 year old country singer most famous for her huge breasts, has announced today that her boobs have now sagged so much that they drag on the ground. "If I take off my bra, them puppies is bouncing off my feet. I gotta kick 'em...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Opens Up With Both Barrels

Dolly Parton Opens Up With Both Barrels

Dolly Parton, known for her tremendous voice, chest and honesty says that today's young ladies in the entertainment business know almost nothing about "Business". "I get so tired of these little girls in grown-up, enhanced bodies show their ass an...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Recieves Her Ph D DD

Dolly Parton Recieves Her Ph D DD

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee - Country music icon Dolly Parton has just received an Honorary Ph D Doctorate Degree of Humane and Musical Letters from the University of Tennessee located at Knoxville. Dolly, 63, and 40-DD, was introduced at the graduation...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift The Next Dolly Parton Without the Big Tits

Taylor Swift The Next Dolly Parton Without the Big Tits

Taylor Swift has broken all of the music industry records and she is only nineteen but she has relatively small breasts. Country music critics are comparing her meteoric rise to stardom to the great and big busted country music superstar Dolly Pa...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton says Miley Cyrus' Tits are too small

Dolly Parton says Miley Cyrus' Tits are too small

Country music legend Dolly Parton has told teenage superstar Miley Cyrus that her tits are too small and that she'll need to work on making them bigger. Parton was of course referring to Cyrus' avian titties and the small size of the chicks compar...

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