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Funny story: Dolly Parton Accidentally Smothers Old Man On Bench With Her Boobs

Dolly Parton Accidentally Smothers Old Man On Bench With Her Boobs

Singer/ actress/humanitarian Dolly Parton, the pride of East Tennessee, was in tears yesterday as Sevier County Sheriff Wade Henry had to take her in for questioning. "This is the saddest day of my life", stated the tearful Dolly. "You know I neve...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

MISSOULA, Montana - Hulk Hogan was in Missoula where he had been named the Grand Marshal of The 97th Annual Missoula Buffalo Branding and Denutting Festival and Parade. Hogan, AKA Terry Bollea, who was dressed in a yellow and red tuxedo, stood out...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice. The two met backstage at the Country Music Awards this week and when Taylor saw Dolly, she...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

TERRE HAUTE, Indiana - Dolly Parton was in town visiting an old high school girlfriend when she was asked about this years National Breast Appreciation Day which will take place on September 20. Parton, who is definitely qualified to be the spokes...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Ruled Underqualified To Be Spokeswoman For International Breast Appreciation Day; Dolly Parton Hired Again

Taylor Swift Ruled Underqualified To Be Spokeswoman For International Breast Appreciation Day; Dolly Parton Hired Again

Dolly Parton will once again serve as the Celebrity Spokeswoman for International Breast Appreciation Day on September 20th. Dolly was hired as a last minute fill-in for the role (she announced her retirement last year) after new Spokeswoman Taylor...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Suffers Whiplash As Boobs Knocker Out!

Dolly Parton Suffers Whiplash As Boobs Knocker Out!

Dolly Parton was at Dollywood this past weekend to introduce a new tide that takes you on an up and down track like a car going over small hills in the highway. Now most people would feel one thrill after another as the hills got more perpendicul...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Adds A Vuvuzela Player To Her Band

Taylor Swift Adds A Vuvuzela Player To Her Band

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has just received the coveted Country Music's Sweet Award. This award is presented by country music's number one publication Country Twang Magazine. Last year's winner Carrie Underwood presented the "Sweety" to 19-year-old...

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Funny story: "Dolly Parton" Caught Smuggling Heroin Under Big Boobs

"Dolly Parton" Caught Smuggling Heroin Under Big Boobs

She had the famous blond wig and tight pants but something just didn't look right to some passengers coming into New York City's JFK Airport so several talked to security guards. "This is a southern lady alright, plus she does a good imitation of...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

"Boy am I ever glad to have that off my chest", stated Dolly Parton to reporters at a press conference this morning just outside of Nashville, Tennessee as she was among several country music stars that are planning to do a fund raising concert for t...

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Funny story: The Day After C&W Singer Chely Wright Reveals She's a Lesbian Dolly Parton Proclaims: "Not Me, No Way José, I Like Peckers!"

The Day After C&W Singer Chely Wright Reveals She's a Lesbian Dolly Parton Proclaims: "Not Me, No Way José, I Like Peckers!"

NASHVILLE - The day after country music songstress Chely Wright announced that she is a lesbian, one of country music's icon's Dolly Parton has stated that she is not a lesbian and that she is partial to as she put it 'peckers.' Parton, who is 64,...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Dolly Parton Found Floating "tits up" and Plucked From Raging Nashville River!

Country Music Fans and Mammary Mavens breathed a sigh of relief today when the Coast Guard announced they had plucked Music Legend Dolly Parton from a partially submerged double wide where she had been clinging to the trailer hitch for the past 24 ho...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift And Dolly Parton - A Perfect Balance

Taylor Swift And Dolly Parton - A Perfect Balance

Country music record producer Hank C Hedgerow has announced ambitious plans to pair up country music superstars Taylor Swift and Dolly Parton on a hip-hop themed country music album featuring songs about dogs, horses, steel guitars, whittling and tob...

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Funny story: Local Dolly Parton Fan Gets Breast Implants

Local Dolly Parton Fan Gets Breast Implants

Local man Kevin King, 28, has become something of a local celebrity after he appeared at the local Dolly Parton festival in Mrs. Bridges garden last week topless. You see Kevin had just recently undergone breast augmentation surgery - just like hi...

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Funny story: Brenda Song To Star With Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter In "The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue"

Brenda Song To Star With Dolly Parton and Ann Coulter In "The Young, The Hung, and The Tongue"

HOLLYWOOD - Candlelight Motion Picture Productions has informed the media that filming will soon begin on the new movie The Young, The Hung, And The Tongue. Brenda Song will star as the Young, Dolly Parton will star as the Hung, and Ann Coulter wi...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Dolly Parton Admits That She Was Born With Large Breasts

Country Music singing star and actress Dolly Parton admitted that she has always had trouble with her large breasts going back to childbirth. "While most babies get a normal, vaginal delivery," said Parton, "mine was a little bit different." "It...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Celebrates Breast Appreciation Day

Dolly Parton Celebrates Breast Appreciation Day

"It's about time we had a National Breast Appreciation Day" Dolly Parton reportedly stated at Dollywood this morning on PMSNBC. "If there's anybody any more thankful than I am, they're a complete Boob!" "These babies have carried me more tha...

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Funny story: Lawsuit Aimed At Dolly Parton For Boob Attack

Lawsuit Aimed At Dolly Parton For Boob Attack

Everyone's sweetheart from Sevier County in east Tennessee has been charged with an eye-poking that left a man with some eye damage. Apparently, Jesse Bradshaw, size five-foot six, was attending a performance in Dollywood on a night that Dolly he...

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