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Funny story: Brown "Pound winner brown"

Brown "Pound winner brown"

LONDON, England - Last week, Brown had called me to his office to release to me an exclusive story about the Pound. Brown had felt that the Pound was in danger of being devalued by the emerging acmetal (ACME) world fiat currency, backed only by the...

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Funny story: New World Order pox monétaire est acmetal ACME - Amero meurt

New World Order pox monétaire est acmetal ACME - Amero meurt

ASSbronzage, Kazakhstan - Après ma source canadienne Noball-Prix de la Vienne Obertrien Undellmien professeur, Ursultannien Azarbayevnien dictateur, ici a été adoptée par la groupe Bilderberg offrir, pour le plan de déjà convenues New World Order mon...

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Funny story: New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

New World Order pox Währung acmetal ist ACME - Amero stirbt

ST MORITZ Switzerland, - UPDATE - Die neue Währung auf Hitlers Geburtstag bekannt gegeben wird die Ware Kokain, die derzeit ermöglicht der Welt-Banking-Systeme gesichert werden. Nach meiner Quelle, kanadische Noball-Preis der Wiener Professo...

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Funny story: New World Order pox currency acmetal is ACME - Amero dies

New World Order pox currency acmetal is ACME - Amero dies

ASSTAN, Kazakhstan - UPDATE - The new currency to be announced on Hitler's birthday will be backed by the commodity cocaine, which currently enables the world's banking systems. According to my source, Canadian Noball-prize wiener Professor Obertrien...

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Funny story: Amero being forced on mafia now

Amero being forced on mafia now

NEWARK, NJ - In an unexpected move by the ACI, wherein my confidential source provided the material for this story on condition that his agency name be scrambled to defeat government search-engines, the mafia here is being switched over the the Amero...

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Funny story: Dollar to be replaced by Amero on Hitler's birthday, April 20, 2009

Dollar to be replaced by Amero on Hitler's birthday, April 20, 2009

WASHINGTON DC - UPDATE1 A reliable source inside the Federal Reserve revised his report today that the Amero will be rolled out on April 1. The new date is April 20, Hitler's birthday date. It will be replacing the Dollar, the Peso, and the Canadian...

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Funny story: When one Peso equals one US Dollar

When one Peso equals one US Dollar

MEXICO CITY - The people of the city crowd around the T.V set, watching the decline of the Dollar. They know that once the Peso equals the Dollar, they can vacation in America in style. In Mexico, unlike in America, the news is out. The softenin...

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Funny story: Dollar obsolete - Amero to go into force April 1

Dollar obsolete - Amero to go into force April 1

WASHINGTON - A source reported that Amero will be cast out on April 1. It will replace dollar, peso and Canadian dollar. Exchange rates will be one Amero for peso, dollar or Canadian dollar. It is expected to be great stimulus to the economy of M...

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Funny story: Money really does make the world go round

Money really does make the world go round

Scientists have proved money does in fact make the world go round - in particular the dollar. The gravitational pull of the greenback and the dollar's spread around the world is keeping the globe turning. "Without the dollar spreading across wo...

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Funny story: Bush Talks Up dollar as He Heads for Euro!

Bush Talks Up dollar as He Heads for Euro!

President Bush who has presided over more failures than any American President or Chicago Cub manager delivered an almost comprehensible speech praising the hidden strength of the US dollar.

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Funny story: Shrinking Dollar Prompts US Engravers to Follow Suit

Shrinking Dollar Prompts US Engravers to Follow Suit

WASHINGTON (Gelt Gazette) - U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing announced today a startling change in the evolution of the not-so-almighty dollar: it's gonna get downsized.

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Funny story: IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

IRS Refuses Dollars, Demands Tax Payments in Euros, Gold and Swiss Francs

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Internal Revenue Service (IRS) has begun refusing payment of taxes by American taxpayers in US dollars, and now insists on payment in Euros, gold or Swiss francs.

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Funny story: Emergency G8 Summit Declares US Dollar "Unattractive"

Emergency G8 Summit Declares US Dollar "Unattractive"

GENEVA -- Virtually all G8 Summit Members and guest nation representatives meeting in Geneva earlier this week declared the plummeting US dollar "unattractive."...

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Funny story: Fed, Candidates Promise More of Same

Fed, Candidates Promise More of Same

The Fed today announced that it would continue to fight the recession, which was caused by the expansion of the money supply and excessive government expenditures, by printing $6 trillion new dollars, and spending it.

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Funny story: Crazy W proclaims Dollar Value Days!

Crazy W proclaims Dollar Value Days!

Fort Knox, KY - Standing on pallets of $100 bills, Salesman-in-Chief George W Bush announced "Dollar Value Days At The U.S. Treasury".

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Funny story: US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold

US Dollar Rises as FBI Confiscates Gold

U.S. Federal authorities have begun confiscating gold and and other precious metals from private holdings in the United States. Beginning with the raids yesterday in Evansville Illinois as FBI agents seized over 2 tons of privately owned bullion from...

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Funny story: Boom! To US Economy as Jay-Z Drops the Dollar

Boom! To US Economy as Jay-Z Drops the Dollar

It was announced earlier this morning that the formidable rap royalty collaboration Jay-Z and Beyonce plan to expand their empire to another level with the extension of their brand to a whole new currency

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