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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson is looking forward to the next episode of Dr Who, which is set to feature Vampires in Venice, in the 17th century. Pattinson has been outspoken about the bad scripts in recent episodes like Winston Churchill & The Daleks, but...

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Funny story: Dr Who Who Do You Think, You Are

Dr Who Who Do You Think, You Are

As correctly claimed in a recent, Spoof story the new Dr Who Matt Smith will appear on the BBC TV Series Who Do You Think You Are. Quite often the, celebrities who appear on, the show get a surprise when they dig up their, roots. The last, Dr Who...

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Funny story: Next Dr Who will be female

Next Dr Who will be female

In accordance with the requirements under the Inequalities Act 2010 to discriminate in favour of women, the BBC have announced that the next Doctor Who MUST be female. A spokeswoman said,"As with all other media outlets, super-heroes must now all...

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Funny story: Dr Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Dr Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

The new Dr Who, Matt Smith, is to appear on the television series Who Do You Think You Are, which is a genealogy programme that traces back peoples family tree which usually results in some surprising results. Former Dr Who David Tennant, was prev...

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Funny story: Dr Who's Rainbow Daleks should be Exterminated

Dr Who's Rainbow Daleks should be Exterminated

Dr Who started away back in 1963 in fact it was the same week that President Kennedy, was assassinated. It was at this time we were first introduced to The Daleks, who became Dr Who's number one enemy. The Daleks used to have children running in te...

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Funny story: Gary Lineker tipped to be the next Dr Who

Gary Lineker tipped to be the next Dr Who

After taking just 24 hours to get from Tenerife to the BBC studios in London without flying, Gary Lineker has been penned in to take the role as the next Dr Who when everyone gets bored of the current Timelord, Matt Smith. There are rumours Lineke...

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Funny story: Dr Who stole my Easter Eggs

Dr Who stole my Easter Eggs

Gillian What mentioned to family and friends that the Easter Eggs, she bought were stolen from her place off work at a health centre in North London. What Gillian did not know was the trouble this was going to cause because she said to people during...

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Funny story: Dr Who stopped at Heathrow Airport he should have used his Tardis

Dr Who stopped at Heathrow Airport he should have used his Tardis

Dr Who alias Mr Smith that is Matt Smith was stopped at Heathrow airport yesterday for trying to take a sonic screw driver through security. Smith was trying to take a flight to Belfast when he was stopped by security people who thought the Doctors s...

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Funny story: The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

Scientists are refusing to comment following the publication of a letter in the prestigious newspaper, The Prestatyn Herald, which claims that Daleks are already infiltrating planet Earth. These astounding revelations have been put forward by loc...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to make new Dr Who Movie

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are being considered for a new Dr Who Movie called Davros and The Daleks invade earth. Pattinson is to play Dr Who and Stewart is to be his assistant. Previous Dr Who Movies included Dr Who And the Daleks and...

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Funny story: Dr Who To Replace Gordon Brown

Dr Who To Replace Gordon Brown

Dr Who is set to be the new leader of the Labour Party. Gordon Brown's failure to tackle the recession and the rise of David 'Dave' Cameron has led to an inter-galactic search for a new leader. Alistair Darling was ruled out because he looks to much...

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Funny story: Doctor Who's New Assistant "Not Ginger"

Doctor Who's New Assistant "Not Ginger"

Still reeling from the outrage caused by Doctor Who confessing to being 'anti-ginger', things seem to have gotten worse for the two-hearted Time Lord. In a shock discovery made by this journalist, the Doctor's new assistant is none other than Nick...

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Funny story: Jonathon Woss wanted as new Dr Who assistant

Jonathon Woss wanted as new Dr Who assistant

Producers of hit Sci Fi series Dr Who want Jonathon Woss the man who simply cannot pronounce the letter R to be Dr Who's new assistant in the Tawdis. Woss is seriously wevewing the situation and will make a decision soon. Woss said "I quite like t...

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Funny story: BNP in move to deport Doctor Who

BNP in move to deport Doctor Who

At a news conference held at BNP head quarters-the 17th century- BNP leader Nick Griffin announced his parties plans to deport the Doctor if elected. The Doctor who is currently leading the UK opinion polls is originally from the planet Galiffrey whi...

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Funny story: Doctor Who leading the UK election polls

Doctor Who leading the UK election polls

The leaders of the 3 major parties in Britain were shocked today as a new poll finds them all trailing to the Time Lord Association aka the TLA are currently leading the polls with an astounding 48% with the Conservatives in second with 28% the Liber...

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Funny story: Doctor Who spotted in Tipton as waiter

Doctor Who spotted in Tipton as waiter

Doctor Whos David Tennant has regenerated from an actor into an Indian waiter in Tipton called Saeed Linghamdoubledeckerbus - The current owner (Russel Davies) of the famous Indian restaurant 'Vindaloo gives u Poo' stated 'he is the Time Lord, he loo...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Not A Real Doctor Shock!

Doctor Who Not A Real Doctor Shock!

The old head of Doctor Who's University has shockingly revealed that the time travelling wonder geek never finished his studies and so is not infact a qualified doctor. Barry Trent, 96, claims "that fraudster has been getting away with it for long...

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