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Funny story: Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

Tigers Woods Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn Threatens Him With Golf Club

SAN FRANCISCO - Lindsey Vonn, the injured Olympic skiing champion, is reportedly at her wits end with boyfriend Tiger Woods. The couple has been dating for about a year and Vonn has dropped hint after hint after hint that she wants to become the n...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton Says That The News Media Is The Cause of His Divorce

Blake Shelton Says That The News Media Is The Cause of His Divorce

NASHVILLE - Country recording artist Blake Shelton, who also appears as a mentor on the hit show The Voice has come out and voiced his opinion regarding his divorce. Shelton sitting in a Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in Nashville told Yippie-Ki-Yay M...

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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

Christina Aguilera Denies The Blake Shelton Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has lost a tremendous amount of weight and everyone has told her that she is looking very, very sexy. One of those individuals who is giving her some very nice compliments is her fellow The Voice cast member Blake "T...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

The Real Reason Why Toni Tennille of The Captain and Tennille Filed For Divorce

PRESCOTT, Arizona - The rock duo of The Captain and Tennille was married for 39 years when Toni decided to file for a divorce. Fans of Daryl "Captain" Dragon and his wife (Toni Tennille) were shocked since the two seemed to be as close to each oth...

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Funny story: Trace Adkins Looks Like He's Getting Ready To Get Hit With The Big Letter "D"

Trace Adkins Looks Like He's Getting Ready To Get Hit With The Big Letter "D"

NASHVILLE - Country singer Trace Adkins, 52, appears to be heading for that big "D" corral. A source who knows the family very well told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that Mrs. Adkins (Rhonda) has just about had her fill of the big old 6-foot-6-inch tall...

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Funny story: The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

The Captain & Tennilles' 39-Year Marriage Hits The Rocks

PRESCOTT, Arizona - Back in the 70s, before cell phones, iPods, email, and Viagra, the husband and wife musical duo of The Captain & Tennille sang a song called "Love Will Keep Us Together." Well it worked for 39 years but unlike bread and mil...

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Funny story: Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

Catherine Zeta Jones Says She's Ending Her May-December Marriage To Michael Douglas

NEW YORK CITY - Catherine Zeta Jones stated to The Right Coast Revue that her being bipolar has nothing to do with her having decided to end her 13-year marriage to Michael Douglas. Catherine did say that she has always been superstitious about th...

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Funny story: A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

A Teary-Eyed Megyn Kelly Talks About The Divorce Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Megyn Kelly has been in the news more in just the past few weeks than she has in her entire career. The FOX News talking head, as Vice-President Joe Biden dubbed her, has been criticized and in some cases praised for her outlandish...

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Funny story: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Marriage Is Headed For The Last Roundup

Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert's Marriage Is Headed For The Last Roundup

NASHVILLE - The country music couple who many felt was happier than Tim McGraw and Faith Hill appear to have come to a fork in the road as far as their 2½ year marriage is concerned. A close friend of the country crooners has said that Miranda is...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Lashes Out At Ashton Kutcher's New Girlfriend Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Lashes Out At Ashton Kutcher's New Girlfriend Mila Kunis

HOLLYWOOD - After a year of prolonging her divorce to Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore finally gave in and granted her boy toy husband his divorce An unnamed source said that the 51-year-old Moore was convinced to finalize the divorce by her former husb...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

HOLLYWOOD - Well it will certainly be a Friday the 13th that Lamar Odom will not soon forget. His wife Khloe Kardashian, 29, has filed for a divorce on grounds of Alienation of Caressititis Boomba Boom. The couple was married in September of 2...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Reportedly Bickering Over Her Future Surname

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Reportedly Bickering Over Her Future Surname

HOLLYWOOD - After his year-long divorce battle with Demi Moore has finally been finalized, Ashton Kutcher is finding that the sea of love is still somewhat choppy. Everyone felt that once he got rid of his old clinging cougar it would be smooth sa...

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Funny story: Mrs. Kim Jong Un Asks Her Husband For A Divorce

Mrs. Kim Jong Un Asks Her Husband For A Divorce

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In a story that has shocked the people of North Korea, Mrs. Kim Jong Un has talked to her husband and informed him that she wants out of their 4-year marriage. Ri Sol Ju, who is a beautiful woman, reportedly told her husba...

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Funny story: Gay Couple About To Divorce Over In-Laws

Gay Couple About To Divorce Over In-Laws

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...

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Funny story: Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

New York (Ass Mess) - Fourteen years of connubial bliss ended 'amicably' in a New York divorce court today as Wendi Deng's lawyers managed to persuade ageing octogenarian media tycoon Rupert Murdoch to hand over $250million - split 50/50 between cash...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

Kim Jong Un's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

PYONGYANG, North Korea - An unnamed, inside source has informed North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency that there appears to be some problems in North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's marriage. The source stated that Mrs. Kim Jong Un (Ri Sol Ju)...

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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The word coming out of Savannah is that just when it looked like it could not have gotten worse for Paula Deen - it has. The 66-year-old dethroned Southern cooking maven has just found out that her husband of nine years Michael...

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