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Funny story: Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney buy Lucasfilm

Disney have bought Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4.2bn. The firm is most famous for producing the 'Stars Wars' films as well as providing special effects for other companies. Disney are to produce two more 'Star Wars' over the next 18 m...

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Funny story: Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney appointed to organise the End of the World Party

Disney have been appointed by the UN to organise the End of the World Party on December twenty-first, when many crackpots and religious nutjobs believe that the world will end, because the Mayan calendar runs out. "If the world is going to end," s...

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Funny story: Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Donald Duck to be brought out of retirement to save Disney

Rumours of Donald's demise on a pancake with hoisin sauce, spring onion and cucumber have been greatly exaggerated, and the half dressed duck has been coaxed out of retirement to help prop up a flailing Disney empire that has seen three of it's last...

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Funny story: Disneyland Australia

Disneyland Australia

Walt Disney Home Entertainment has released a statement at their Annual Conference on Friday confirming that a new disney land theme park will be built in Sydney, Australia. A rep for the company confirmed that the annoucement of the companies 9th Pa...

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Funny story: Round 1: Harry Ramsden's defeated by American gluttons

Round 1: Harry Ramsden's defeated by American gluttons

ORLANDO - Harry Ramsden's, the famous British fish and chip restaurant, "bit off more than it could chew" with their recent venture into the United States market. The landmark entry of Ramsden's into Walt Disney World at Orlando, Florida was accompan...

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Funny story: Disney Embarrassed over International High Five Incident

Disney Embarrassed over International High Five Incident

Scampering to correct an unintended insult to visiting world leaders, executives are busy trying to explain to some G8 countries why it was impossible for Mickey Mouse to give their respective Presidents a "High Five", when asked to do so. Also...

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Funny story: Is Demi Lovato Heading Back Into The Rehab Clinic?

Is Demi Lovato Heading Back Into The Rehab Clinic?

VENICE BEACH - Disney darling Demi Lovato was reportedly seen walking alone on Venice Beach wearing a Wonder Woman bathing suit and a pair of Ellen DeGeneres Brand Flip Flops. She was asked by a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight if she was okay,...

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Funny story: Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...

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Funny story: Future News: McDonald's Buys FDA

Future News: McDonald's Buys FDA

(Published 2027) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark takeover, fast food/media giant McDonald's-Disney bought out the Food and Drugs Administration. "It makes me feel very sad," said Republican, Ted Electronic Arts Gareth. "In a Starbucks kinda St...

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Funny story: James Bond - Cutesy Fears

James Bond - Cutesy Fears

Wacky robots speaking in accents from the southern USA? Bikini-clad bunny rabbits? Bluebirds packing AK47s? These are among the images studio insiders fear if the latest James Bond movie gets the go-ahead with financial backing from Disney.

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Funny story: Disney Princesses Expand to 18 Members; Will Appear on 95% Of Toys 'R Us Inventory, Up From 82%.

Disney Princesses Expand to 18 Members; Will Appear on 95% Of Toys 'R Us Inventory, Up From 82%.

There are two greats truths regarding toy merchandise. First, any plastic Chinese-imported piece of sh-t toy is worth 25% more if a Disney Princess appears on it. Second, a five year old girl who is told that she may not have some shiny pink Princess...

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Funny story: Castro simulacra makes another rare trip out of cold storage to visit neighboring mausoleum

Castro simulacra makes another rare trip out of cold storage to visit neighboring mausoleum

The President Fidel Castro automated impersonator has made its first reported appearance outside Havana since handing over power to Raul Castro in 2006. Cuban television showed the realistic 83-year-old automaton leaving his own cold storage to vi...

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Funny story: Head For Sale

Head For Sale

Today the Walt Disney Corporation announced they would be selling the famed Walt head that they have kept frozen since his death. The company is hoping that someone will buy the head to restore Walt to life. Some people are speculating this m...

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Funny story: Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Marvel Comics Superheroes Must Submit To Disney Domination

Since it bought out the new, hot running Marvel Comic Movie Studio that is responsible for such hits as Spiderman, Iron Man and the X Men series, Disney Corporation has begun to institute major changes into the Marvel superheroes to bring them into t...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed

Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed

Walt Disney Company chiefs are likely to be concerned about the behaviour of one of their stars, children's entertainer Miley Cyrus (writes Olivia Sudden, "The Dirty Dish Who Really Dishes The Dirt That Won't Wash Even In The Dishwasher"). Cyrus...

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Funny story: Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's new 3-D(isney) version of Winnie-The-Pooh starring Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a gothic Tig...

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Funny story: Disney's 'Alice In Wonderland' Boycotted By UK Cinemas

Disney's 'Alice In Wonderland' Boycotted By UK Cinemas

Two leading UK cinema chains have elected to boycott screening Disney's 3D blockbuster 'Alice In Wonderland' in a dispute over DVD release dates. Disney want to release the film on DVD after 12 weeks as opposed to the regular 17 weeks - which in t...

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