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Funny story: Narrowly Averted Crash Over SFO Blamed on Intoxication

Narrowly Averted Crash Over SFO Blamed on Intoxication

SAN FRANCISCO - A brief investigation has revealed intoxication to be a factor which likely contributed to a near collision in the skies over SFO this weekend. According to the noted San Francisco satirist, a staggering homeless man - likely carry...

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Funny story: Obama Sends Biden to Haiti; Lands in Detroit & Can't Tell the Difference!

Obama Sends Biden to Haiti; Lands in Detroit & Can't Tell the Difference!

Vice President Joe Biden, dispatched to Haiti by Nobel Peace Prize winner Mr. Opportunity, Barry Obama, was forced to set down in Detroit today due to an unruly press aide who claimed his shorts were on fire. A nonplussed Biden, who didn't realize...

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Funny story: Walking Disaster Discovered

Walking Disaster Discovered

Pizmo Beach Pennsyltucky: University PhD's try to correlate events with other events and then render an opinion as to whether any causality exists. No scientific method is required only an ideology, political or otherwise. Pennsyltucky University (PU) professors correlated the vacation destinations of Pizmo Beach's leading citizen Philbert of Macadamia. They found the following: 1. Fargo ND,...

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Funny story: Aliens Suspect Al Gore in Atlantis Disaster

Aliens Suspect Al Gore in Atlantis Disaster

ROSWELL, NM - Ancient legends portray Atlantis as a continent with an advanced civilization with wonders and technology that surpass the wildest imagination of the 20th century. The mysteries of Atlantis are often associated with mysteries such as th...

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Funny story: Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Sandbag auction shortened for Red River emergency

Darryl Janhonen, of Brunsdale, ND, just south of Fargo, decided three weeks ago to sell off his 100,000-plus sandbag collection on the popular on-line auction site. Janhonen, 47, has been collecting the bags for nearly a decade and meticulously numbe...

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Funny story: President Obama Says Current Recession Will Become 'A Disaster'

President Obama Says Current Recession Will Become 'A Disaster'

US President Barack Obama has said the contraction of the US economy in the final quarter of 2008 will become "a disaster" for the country. Speaking at the White House, he also said that what had started out as 'a blip', had first become a slump,...

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Funny story: Daft Bastard Lands Stricken Hot Air Balloon On Concrete Playground - Breaks Head

Daft Bastard Lands Stricken Hot Air Balloon On Concrete Playground - Breaks Head

Hot air balloon pilot, Billy Sollocks of Basingstoke, Hants, frequently described as a 'daft bastard' by work colleagues earlier today narrowly averted complete disaster when, after losing control of his hot air balloon in the skies somewhere near Ba...

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Funny story: Disaster 'Possible' in Sleepy Village

Disaster 'Possible' in Sleepy Village

As residents of quiet Bumbleton wake up this morning, little do they realise the potential danger they are in. Although in a remote part of Southern England, and far removed from any flight path, the Mayor of Bumbleton, Jeremy Pizzle admitted und...

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Funny story: Tennessee Valley Authority's "Christmas Sludge" Poorly Received

Tennessee Valley Authority's "Christmas Sludge" Poorly Received

KNOXVILLE, TN - Christmas came early this year to Tennessee residents living near a coal-fired power plant outside Knoxville, who found a little something extra under their trees: Five hundred million gallons of sludge laden with arsenic, mercury an...

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Funny story: Eastenders Film Emergency Episode

Eastenders Film Emergency Episode

Lamb Tucker, producer of BBC Drama Eastenders announced that Eastenders would be taking a short break so that they can film an emergency episode.

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Funny story: Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

(Cedar Rapids, Iowa) - With the water finally receding from a downtown area hit hard by flooding caused by a broken levee, most citizens of Cedar Rapids today expressed confidence that the Bush Administration would not ignore their plight the way the...

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Funny story: Burma Unhappy At World's Refusal To Call It By Its Proper Name

Burma Unhappy At World's Refusal To Call It By Its Proper Name

The government in Burma, where a massive cyclone swept across the country last weekend, have said that they will not allow UN Aid workers to distribute supplies within its borders until the outside world starts using its prop...

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Funny story: Poltergeist activitiy blamed as Curse of Camden claims new catastrophe

Poltergeist activitiy blamed as Curse of Camden claims new catastrophe

Camden Town - (Rioters): Superstitious Camden Town locals are blaming poltergeist activity on the weekend's arson that destroyed the livelihoods of over 100 North London drug dealers. And many think the curse has continued to rampage unabated af...

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Funny story: Animals Will No Longer Warn Humans of Impending Disasters

Animals Will No Longer Warn Humans of Impending Disasters

Tahiti, South Pacific (IP) - Our investigative reporter has just been informed that animals will no longer warn humans of impending disasters. Many animals let humans know when the great tsunami hit the Pacific Island a couple of years ago. The sam...

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Funny story: House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.

House Passes Loan Disaster Bill, Bankrupts U.S.

The New York High Times - In a reaction to the delays and confusion that marked the agency's response to Hurricane Katrina and other 2005 hurricanes, the House passed a disaster loan bill.

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Funny story: Hurricane Naming to Change After Innapropriately Named, Hurricane 'Cecil', Kills Hundreds

Hurricane Naming to Change After Innapropriately Named, Hurricane 'Cecil', Kills Hundreds

Hurricane Cecil tore through a small town in America's south today leaving thousands without homes and many missing, feared ... missing.

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Funny story: Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

Naked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament

WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.

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