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Funny story: Local Man Chops Off His Arms and Legs Just So That He Can Get Access To Disabled Parking

Local Man Chops Off His Arms and Legs Just So That He Can Get Access To Disabled Parking

A local man used electric hedge-trimmers to sever his arms and legs from his body just so that he could get access to the only disabled parking space in the area. John Smythe, 42, was sick and tired of never being able to find a parking space when...

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Funny story: 10 Signs That You Are Disabled Person Who Drives

10 Signs That You Are Disabled Person Who Drives

You think an SUV might be too small to be safe. It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear a little crunch. It scares other drivers when you drive the speed limit. The only thing you pass on the road is the Amish. You use cruise control because your leg, if you have one, fell asleep. You use crui...

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Funny story: Obama's Special Olympics Gaff tied in with stimulus bill

Obama's Special Olympics Gaff tied in with stimulus bill

The stimulus package that the Obama administration put together has some people frothing at the mouth in anger. Part of the bill requires that State social services reduce cost by cutting off thousands of people who receive disability benefits.

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Funny story: Handicapped Woman Goes The Extra Mile For Pity, Gets None

Handicapped Woman Goes The Extra Mile For Pity, Gets None

Lauren Saunders hobbled and groaned her way across the UniTrust Bank parking lot where she works to pick up a piece of trash, hoping that others would see and hear her dedication and bravery. Saunders, a 42 year old partial amputee, had the l...

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Funny story: Handicapped Man Sues For Wrongful D.U.I. Arrest

Handicapped Man Sues For Wrongful D.U.I. Arrest

A handicapped man has sued the Rogers, Arkansas police department for wrongful arrest on charges of D.U.I. (driving under the influence). Matt Stoves of Rogers says that the charges are bogus and that the "embarrassment is gonna cost these boys some...

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Funny story: Normality Is Identified As The Most Damaging Handicap

Normality Is Identified As The Most Damaging Handicap

It has been officially declared that normality is the most common handicap in the world with nine times as many people with it than those without. It is also causes the most devastation affecting the lives of millions of people indirectly since the consequences of being normal when put to wrong use such as abusing power, bullying, selfishness, etc. are more damaging to society in total than the da...

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Funny story: 'Nipple Chin' to become teacher

'Nipple Chin' to become teacher

Against all odds 'Nipple Chin' (a man with no arms or legs, a nipple on his chin and a hand in the middle of his chest) has become a drama teacher. Although he is mute 'Nipple Chin' has expressed delight in becoming a teacher at St. Frankenstein's...

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Funny story: Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Oscar Pistorius, the double-amputee South African athlete should not be allowed to run in the 4X400m Olympic Relay in Beijing, as he is a Health & Safety risk, and could scythe the legs off other runners, says a lead...

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Funny story: Disabled Models Compete in "Britains Next Top Cripple."

Disabled Models Compete in "Britains Next Top Cripple."

"Britains Next Top Cripple" has emerged as a surprise ratings hit for the BBC after last nights revealing episode where eight beautiful, feisty, women hopped, tottered and wheeled their way down the catwalk competing for the coveted title a...

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Compete With Disabled Athletes

Dwain Chambers To Compete With Disabled Athletes

Dwain Chambers, the able-bodied drug-guzzling sprinter, has caused controversy in the athletics world, by expressing his intention to race against disabled athletes at an event in Paris

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Funny story: Spice Girls Hire Disabled Support Group For World Tour

Spice Girls Hire Disabled Support Group For World Tour

The Spice Girls, those pop princesses with a combined age of 198, have surprised music fans by handing a supporting role on their current world tour to a disabled all-girl band, The Spazz Girls.

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Funny story: Spoof Writer wants to be first to be rated with NO stars

Spoof Writer wants to be first to be rated with NO stars

Hi, my name's In Seine; I'm disabled - I have no brain; and therefore no means of financial gain (that's why I write for TheSpoof.com).

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Funny story: Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

Hawking replaces Keller as preferred butt of tasteless jokes

It's the end of an era: the blind/deaf American author Helen Keller {1880-1968} is no longer the preferred butt of tasteless, sick, puerile jokes made at the expense of the severely handicapped.

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Funny story: International Space Station to be made Handicapped Accessible

International Space Station to be made Handicapped Accessible

Under pressure from supporters of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), NASA officials announced today that the International Space Station will be outfitted with wider doors, wheelchair ramps and handicapped-enabled restroom facilities.

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Funny story: Disabled Man Charged With Murder of South Londoner

Disabled Man Charged With Murder of South Londoner

LONDON (Defecated News) - The body of a young man was identified today as being that of Daiy Yubic, a Polish builder from Poland. What is more interesting than that, are the details of the man convicted with his murder.

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Funny story: Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Cyberkinetics Inc. of Foxboro, MA, has received Food and Drug Administration approval to expand its use of brain implants to include elective surgery. "Disabled people will no longer be the only ones that can benefit from being able to control t...

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Funny story: Wheelchair Lout Finally Trapped By Quick-Thinking Trucker

Wheelchair Lout Finally Trapped By Quick-Thinking Trucker

A disabled man who has been the scourge of police forces in North America for more than two years, has finally been caught, thanks to eagle-eyed pedestrians and a quick-thinking truck driver. Ben Carpenter taunted police across ten States with his...

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