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Funny story: Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Pariahsaurus Fossils Discovered in Wisconsin

Thought for years to be a new species of dinosaur but never found fully intact, the full skeletal remains of a male Pariahsaurus were discovered this week in a valley that borders the Wisconsin shores of Lake Michigan. A very close cousin to the...

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Funny story: Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

The Smith family, from Barnstaple are still clearing up, after making the mistake of inviting their neighbours, a family of Tyrannosaurus Rexs to Christmas lunch. Mrs Smith told us: 'They are a new family to the area, and we felt that the polite,...

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Funny story: T-Rex returns

T-Rex returns

London, England. A large tyrannosaurus rex has emerged from the Scottish highlands and has terrorised people living in the English towns of the north. Huge masses of people were seen fleeing settlements ahead of the dinosaur's invasion, even Police w...

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Funny story: Less dinosaurs than previously thought

Less dinosaurs than previously thought

At the last count, there were nearly seven hundred species of dinosaur. If one palaeontologist is right, however, there were a mere fifty or so. "We have been looking at it all wrong," said Doctor Ivan Jaukiov from the Moscow Institute of Palaeont...

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Funny story: Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Scientists discover what dinosaurs tasted like

Palaeontologists from Manchester University of Science and Technology have finally reconstructed what dinosaurs tasted like. Using quantum tunnelling microscopes on the patterns that their flesh left imprinted in the rocks, they have compared the...

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Funny story: Lost World Found Near Wolverhampton

Lost World Found Near Wolverhampton

Unbridled excitement in the West Midlands today when it was announced by binman and part time dinosaur hunter Stanley Cockloft that he had discovered a lost world a couple of miles away from Wolverhampton. Cockloft, who tends to drink copious quan...

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Funny story: Scientists conclude current climate change has regenerated dinosaurs in midwest US

Scientists conclude current climate change has regenerated dinosaurs in midwest US

Don't be surprised if you look out your car window to see a Triceratops passing you in the next lane. No that's not a new Ford model - but the real thing. Boffins worldwide have concluded that the current climate changes world-wide are actually a reg...

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Funny story: Prehistoric Porn found in Cave

Prehistoric Porn found in Cave

Archaeologists in France have discovered what they believe to be the oldest porn in existence. The pornography is depicted in a series of graphic paintings in a remote cave the archaeologists have named Le Grande Gash. British scientist and fl...

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Funny story: New Dinosaur Extinction Theory Proposed

New Dinosaur Extinction Theory Proposed

London UK: Dr. I. Jones, the noted archaeologist, appeared before the Royal Society to present his new theory explaining why dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago. The single continent Pangaea had been home to Dinosaurs for 165 million year...

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Funny story: Fabled "Lost World " discovered in Yorkshire Dales

Fabled "Lost World " discovered in Yorkshire Dales

It appears that the fabled "Lost World" has been found and its nestling somewhere in the remote valleys of the Yorkshire Dales. Professor Greenslime of the "Castleford institute of lower education" was studying the mating habits of Yorkshire sheep and Yorkshire sheep farmers in the area between Ilkley Moor and Skipton (known by UFO enthusiasts as the Yorkshire triangle because of frequent sigh...

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Funny story: Breakthrough discovery: Dinosaurs, prehistoric mammals shared common language

Breakthrough discovery: Dinosaurs, prehistoric mammals shared common language

Millions of years ago, dinosaurs roared upon the Earth. That is the startling discovery of Reina McSpamster, 18 months, of Outer Suburbia, Minnesota. This author accompanied McSpamster on a recent expedition to the Science Museum of Minnesota, w...

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Funny story: Brontosaurus Anyone? Or How About A Behemoth? Free - Must Be Able to Carry Away!

Brontosaurus Anyone? Or How About A Behemoth? Free - Must Be Able to Carry Away!

Hey want to own your very own brontosaurus? Jesus, this thing is larger than life, but if you want it it'll cost you more than an arm and a leg to carry it away! The National Showcave Centre for Wales, near Swansea, has a huge-mungus problem - the...

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Funny story: Loch Ness Monster discovered in block of ice

Loch Ness Monster discovered in block of ice

The Loch Ness Monster has been discovered frozen in a block of ice in Loch Ness today. After the severe winter in which the entire Loch froze over scientists only recently were able to get back and continue their search for Nessie. Scientists are...

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Funny story: Al Gore: Dinosaurs not Killed by Asteroid!

Al Gore: Dinosaurs not Killed by Asteroid!

In an effort to claim another Nobel Prize Al Gore, former inventor of the internet, announced today that asteroids were not the cause of the Cretaceous era extinction. The news came after the discovery of a new species that had been frozen in per...

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Funny story: Scientists Agree On Who Killed Off The Dinosaurs- But It Was Really Noah

Scientists Agree On Who Killed Off The Dinosaurs- But It Was Really Noah

Scientists from around the world have gathered together for a conference to agree once and for all on what exactly killed off all the dinosaurs so many millions of years ago. They have reached the agreement that it was an meteor strike that made the...

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Funny story: Some bloke reveals - Dinosaurs never existed

Some bloke reveals - Dinosaurs never existed

In a shock and unprecedented outburst of absolute honesty, Gregory Hammer, chief historian at the Natural History Museum, London - Earth, admitted today that dinosaurs never existed and that all evidence suggesting so was merely fabricated by over ea...

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Funny story: Tiny Dinosaur Species Identified

Tiny Dinosaur Species Identified

A new species of dinosaur has been identified, 30 years after its fossils were placed in a museum. Tradeuniens strikeorum, researchers say, is one of the most insignificant dinosaurs known to science. The fossils had been housed at the Scargill Mu...

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