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Funny story: White House Halloween Ball Gets Some Unexpected Costumes.

White House Halloween Ball Gets Some Unexpected Costumes.

The Reuters News Service has published the results of the voting on who (and what) wore the best costumes to the 2013 Halloween Ball at the White House. A hearty congratulations to all those who received a mention and a silver crucifix to Dick Cheney in the hope that he won't be disturbing us in our dreams anymore. George W. Bush- Came as a Court Jester. Nancy Pelosi- Came as Wonder Woman, a...

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Funny story: NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

NY Times' Dowd Attacks Cheney Heart Donor

While the rest of the US media is engaged in a vigorous debate about Obamacare and whether President Obama lied to the American people or merely fibbed, obfuscated, misdirected, hiccoughed, glitched or used the word "period," when he meant instead to...

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Funny story: Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

Utah Issues A Very Strict Warning To Dick Cheney

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - The state of Utah has just issued an extremely strict warning to former vice-president Dick Cheney. A spokesperson from the state attorney general's office has made Cheney aware of the fact that if he is caught in the posses...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Wants To Be A Woman

Dick Cheney Wants To Be A Woman

The former Vice President to George W. Bush announced today that he would like to be a woman, causing nearly 90 people choke on coffee at breakfast time morning. Known for being a rugged individual and hated by the left, it would have been the yea...

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Funny story: News Revolution in the USA!

News Revolution in the USA!

USA: Following Congress's decision to privatise public information, CNN has announced that it will soon be restructuring its main news broadcasts. By pushing a button on your remote you can now access three options for your daily news intake. First o...

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Funny story: Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

HELENA, Montana - The Montana governor's office has just issued a directive informing former Vice-President Dick Cheney that he is not going to be allowed to hunt in Montana. Cheney has just particiapted in a Wyoming Antelope Hunting Contest where...

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Funny story: The Bacon Bill

The Bacon Bill

Republicans in the Senate have rushed through a bill aimed at curbing what they consider "reckless journalism in our time of crisis". Aimed at journalists in particular it is called the "Bacon Oath" after America's spiritual father Sir Francis Bacon, in his time head of the Masonic Order in England and believed by many to have been none other than William Shakesepeare. All journalists and medi...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Hunting This Weekend; Wyoming Residents Warned to Stay Indoors

Dick Cheney Hunting This Weekend; Wyoming Residents Warned to Stay Indoors

On a hunting excursion in 2006 then-vice president Cheney famously wheeled around to shoot a bird and instead blasted birdshot into his hunting partners face. Cheney said his ex-hunting buddy still proudly carries the metallic mementos of that fatefu...

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Funny story: Congress Grants New Powers to Banks

Congress Grants New Powers to Banks

In a surprise move yesterday Washington Congress granted wide-ranging powers to American Banks. Explained Senator Hart Black recently returned from the Bilderberg Conference held this year underneath the Vatican; "In accord with our foreign engagemen...

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Funny story: Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

Pepe and Hillary's One Year Re-Union at Club Lewinsky

It is obvious to myself, Pepe Warezabar, your roving reporter for The Guard Dog, that Hillary Clinton is alive to every nuance, every whisper of significance occurring in the known cosmos. So it was not surprising to me when we met for our one year re-union at her husband's favorite night club, The Lewinksy, that she would enquire about my health. The club was very noisy at this point with...

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Funny story: Former V.P. Dick Cheney Tries To Crash A White House State Dinner But V.P. Joe Biden Stops Him

Former V.P. Dick Cheney Tries To Crash A White House State Dinner But V.P. Joe Biden Stops Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has always been one to speak what's on his mind and he certainly let everyone know at a recent state dinner given in honor of Portugal's President Joey Maracas. The guests had all had dinner and were dan...

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Funny story: Man responsible for Valerie Plame leak calls Edward Snowden a traitor

Man responsible for Valerie Plame leak calls Edward Snowden a traitor

WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an interview with Fox News Sunday, former Vice President Dick Cheney accused N.S.A. whistleblower Edward Snowden of doing enormous damage to the nation, an assertion which the elder statesman found reconcilable with the fact...

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Funny story: New Mexico Bans Piñatas

New Mexico Bans Piñatas

SANTA FE - In a move that has really angered many parents and pleased others, the senate of the state of New Mexico has just banned piñatas by a vote of 23-19. For anyone who may not know exactly what piñatas are, they are containers made out of c...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney busted at Bush library dedication

Dick Cheney busted at Bush library dedication

Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to issue over two dozen citations for overdue...

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Funny story: Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Gun debate leads to a rise in suicides

Washington, DC -- As the gun control debate enters its fifth month with no end in sight, mental health authorities are blaming the drawn out policy dispute for a rise in the nation's suicide rate. The major television ratings bureaus report a 12.2...

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Funny story: Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Easter Defaults; Resurrection Looks Doubtful

Brussels - The Holidays and Holy Days Panel of the European Union has canceled Easter this year due to a lack of funding. "The Almighty, and I do use that name with a high degree of bitterness, refuses to perform a Resurrection this year," said Re...

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Funny story: GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

GOP Acquires Carnival Cruise Lines for 'Fun and Profit'

Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines. The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...

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