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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

Nicki Minaj Furious That Her Detroit Concert Was Cancelled

DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled. The concert was to...

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Funny story: Unfortunate Typo Has Michigan Voters Approving 'Same-Sex Carriages'

Unfortunate Typo Has Michigan Voters Approving 'Same-Sex Carriages'

DETROIT, MI - Despite its looming apocalypse, the Motor City continues to make headlines by changing the way what's left of its society lives. Recently, a ballot initiative proved popular with the electorate, but now it's been learned that a typ...

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Funny story: Detroit Visitors' Bureau Hires Team to Erase Chalk Body Outlines

Detroit Visitors' Bureau Hires Team to Erase Chalk Body Outlines

The Detroit Visitors' Bureau announced yesterday they have hired a five-person crew to erase murder victim chalk outlines around the city. "We had nearly 350 murders last year and everywhere you went, there were chalk outlines. The cops don't b...

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Funny story: Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

AMERICAN FORK UT (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney announced Saturday his plan to rid the US of 500,000 Muslims with the stroke of his Presidential pen. He plans to give to Canada the four US cities with the highest population of Muslims: Detroit (300,000), an...

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Funny story: Detroit Michigan Expelled From The United States Because "It's Detroit."

Detroit Michigan Expelled From The United States Because "It's Detroit."

As of August 31st of this year Detroit Michigan will be expelled from the United States and forced into exile. Government officials told us yesterday "Well come on. It's Detroit. Nobody wants Detroit." With crimes rates in Motown being the highes...

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Funny story: Rihanna To Entertain The U.S. Troops Stationed In Detroit

Rihanna To Entertain The U.S. Troops Stationed In Detroit

DETROIT - The honorable Flodell McJefferson, mayor of the city of Detroit just received a fantastic text message. Mayor Mack J, as the people of MoTown refer to him, spoke at a news conference and happily announced that the text message he had rec...

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Funny story: Detroit to Furlough Crime to Save Money

Detroit to Furlough Crime to Save Money

In an effort to further reduce the city's crime fighting budget, Detroit, Michigan, Mayor Donald Do-Little, has announced that the city will be furloughing crime to coincide with its limited police office hours. Only crimes committed between the hou...

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Funny story: Underwear bomber comes clean: pleads guilty, but to what charge?

Underwear bomber comes clean: pleads guilty, but to what charge?

DETROIT, Mi.--Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, on trial for trying to set fire to his underwear while on a Northwest Airlines flight, changed his pleas to guilty today. The prosecution's' relief was, however, short-lived when it was learned that Abdulmu...

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Funny story: Vancouver Recruits Detroiters to Lead Riots After Stanley Cup Loss

Vancouver Recruits Detroiters to Lead Riots After Stanley Cup Loss

Banking on Detroit's decades old reputation for top quality and well organized sports event rioting, Vancouver Canucks fans angered over their loss in the Stanley Cup Finals, recruited some hard core Motor City fans to help organize those efforts.

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Swept By The Dallas Mavericks - Cheap Shot Artists Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum Are Quickly Traded To The Cleveland Cavaliers

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Swept By The Dallas Mavericks - Cheap Shot Artists Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum Are Quickly Traded To The Cleveland Cavaliers

DALLAS - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are no more. Their coach Phil Jackson has retired and will head up to Montana where rumor has it he will spend his time counting sheep, branding sheep, and hitting sheep, since he won't have Pau Gasol around...

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Funny story: Sheen Punks Detroit but Fans Beg Him to Return

Sheen Punks Detroit but Fans Beg Him to Return

Charlie Sheen opened his "I'm out of a job and need a gig" comedy tour in Detroit to an unexpected but resounding set of audience initiated "Boos". Though Sheen offered a few carefully chosen four letter words about the city and his audience the foll...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit and Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!

Charlie Sheen's 'Prattleship' Gets Torpedoed In Detroit and Sinks To The Bottom of Lake Erie In Five Minutes!

DETROIT - Charlie Sheen, the man with no show, no real friends, and really no clue opened up the first stop of his Charlie Sheen's My Violent Winning Torpedo of Truth Vs. The Losing Trolls of Lies Tour before a sell out crowd of 4,300, 4,289 who were...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!

Oprah Winfrey's Unbelievably Amazing Offer To Queen Elizabeth!

LONDON - Oprah Winfrey the richest woman in the United States was recently invited by Queen Elizabeth to attend a dinner at Buckingham Palace in honor of legendary rhythm and blues artist Smokey Robinson, lead singer with one of Motown's greatest groups Smokey Robinson and The Miracles. The music legend who was born William Robinson, Jr., in Detroit has been performing for 55 years. And in that...

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Funny story: Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Plans To Track Down The 'Tracking Cookie' Kooks And Squash Them Like Crackers

Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Plans To Track Down The 'Tracking Cookie' Kooks And Squash Them Like Crackers

BROOKLYN - The head of the Brooklyn-based Goombalini Family, Salvatore "The Pizza Man" Goombalini was recently approached by a group of computer programmers from Detroit about a little problem they are having. The group headed by Gino Stashafini,...

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Funny story: Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

Vikings Fans Forced To Go To Detroit. At Night

The Detroit Lions announced that there will be no charge for admission when Detroit's Ford Edsel Field hosts the postponed game between the New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings at 7:20 p.m. Monday. The game, originally scheduled for Sunday, had t...

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Funny story: Detroit to Receive a Massive Blow Job Today

Detroit to Receive a Massive Blow Job Today

Rare weather patterns and unseasonably warm temperatures will be responsible for a convergence of two storm systems today, where sustained winds are expected to reach more that 60 miles per hour. Local authorities are preparing for the worst, give...

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Funny story: Beer Farts Cause Evacuation of Detroit Chrysler Plant!

Beer Farts Cause Evacuation of Detroit Chrysler Plant!

There was panic in Detroit today after a 400,000 square foot Chrysler manufacturing plant, and 6 surrounding square blocks were evacuated after what turned out to be a plethora of Beer Farts caused the evacuation and mass hysteria. The noxious fum...

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