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Funny story: A Tinsel Town Shocker - Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough Call It Quits

A Tinsel Town Shocker - Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough Call It Quits

LOS ANGELES - Many people in show business looked upon Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough as having a picture perfect relationship, but the coupling has uncoupled and the two have come tumbling down as Mick Jagger would say. The 38-year-old Seacrest...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Says She's Looking For The Checkered Flag To Race Into Marriage

Danica Patrick Says She's Looking For The Checkered Flag To Race Into Marriage

TULSA, Oklahoma - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was visiting friends in Tulsa when she was asked by a reporter if she is ready to enter into her second marriage. Danica replied that she is more than ready and she has already purchased 15 boxes of r...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

LAS VEGAS - So far 2013, has not been a very good year for NASCAR'S premier female race car driver, Danica Patrick. The 30-year-old has seen an end to her marriage due to the dreaded seven year itch. Plus she has been romantically linked to Da...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Rumors recently had the soon-to-be-divorced Danica Patrick involved with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough. Danica denied the rumors saying that Derek was just helping her get over her depressed state by teaching her...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

AMARILLO, Texas - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was in the Texas panhandle visiting one of her cousins identified as Aspen Loopkinlocker. Recent reports have stated that Danica's marriage has hit a big oil spill and her #10 race car is spinnin...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

Kirstie Alley Hates Her New Nickname

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Since her appearance on Dancing With The Stars Kirstie Alley has stated that she very rarely goes out of her house; except to go to her backyard and water her prized petunias. Alley who has a proclivity for gaining 100 pounds, lo...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani Win The Mirror Ball Trophy

Dancing With The Stars: Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani Win The Mirror Ball Trophy

HOLLYWOOD - After ten weeks of intense, grueling competition, Melissa Rycroft and her pro partner Tony Dovolani have been crowned the winners of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars season number 15. Melissa looked stunningly sexy in her extremel...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent. The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole To Appear On "Glee"

Cheryl Cole To Appear On "Glee"

LOS ANGELES - The producers of the hit musical dramedy Glee have just announced that they will be adding a new character to the hit show. Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres confirms that the British singer has expressed a strong desire...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough And Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand On The Santa Monica Pier

Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough And Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand On The Santa Monica Pier

HOLLYWOOD - Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars was won by Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver and his partner the gorgeously attractive blonde bombshell from Australia Peta Murgatroyd. Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated...

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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Derek Hough, and Mark Ballas Say Either Dancing With The Stars Fires Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Or They'll Quit

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Derek Hough, and Mark Ballas Say Either Dancing With The Stars Fires Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Or They'll Quit

HOLLYWOOD - Last year professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy exploded 'on-the-air' at English judge Len Goodman during one of the Dancing With The Stars live shows. Chmerkovskiy, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" became extremely upse...

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Funny story: Sherri Shepherd Will Quick Step On Back To "The View" After Getting Eliminated From "Dancing With The Stars"

Sherri Shepherd Will Quick Step On Back To "The View" After Getting Eliminated From "Dancing With The Stars"

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars ballroom is beginning to look more like a professional hockey arena as two of the top dancers are nursing injuries. Maria Menounos, who is paired with Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough, last week broke two ribs...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Martina Navratilova: Tony Dovolani Complains That Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Always Get The Prettiest or Best Celebrity Partners

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Martina Navratilova: Tony Dovolani Complains That Derek Hough and Mark Ballas Always Get The Prettiest or Best Celebrity Partners

HOLLYWOOD - Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars has sent the first celebrity packing. And that dreaded distinction this season goes to tennis legend Martina Navratilova. Navratilova's legendary tennis back swing did not help her one bit in dancing...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

Dancing With The Stars: Derek Hough Says That There Is No Truth To The Intimate Rumors Regarding Him and His Dance Partner Maria Menounos

HOLLYWOOD - Len "The Grouch" Goodman, the English judge on Dancing With The Stars, has stated that this years season 14 celebrities are the very best ever on DWTS. Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, the Italian judge echoed Goodman's sentiments adding...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Want To Buy Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev's Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

Derek Hough and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Want To Buy Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev's Vampire Sux Bar & Grill

LOS ANGELES - Two of the stars of the hit dance show Dancing With The Stars have been looking for a nice restaurant to purchase together. Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy recently spoke with the...

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