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Funny story: David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

David Letterman Buying A House Up In The Rocky Mountains

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman has decided that he is going to buy a home out in The Marijuana State of Colorado. Letterman recently told his studio audience and his audience at home that he is simply fascinated with t...

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Funny story: Colorado Has Just Opened The Largest Marijuana Storage Facility In The Entire World

Colorado Has Just Opened The Largest Marijuana Storage Facility In The Entire World

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just issued a press release stating that the world's largest marijuana storage facility has just opened in Denver. The storage facility covers 13 acres and has hundreds of metal storage stack containers which hol...

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Funny story: 873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

873 Pounds of Counterfeit Marijuana Found In A Denver Pot Shop

DENVER - Law enforcement officers have reported that they have confiscated 873 pounds of counterfeit marijuana that was being sold in a Denver marijuana shop. Officer Winthrop Tanninfaust, Jr., with the DPD said that the fake pot looked, smelled,...

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Funny story: Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...

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Funny story: A High School In Denver Wants To Change Their Team Name From The Lions To The Potheads

A High School In Denver Wants To Change Their Team Name From The Lions To The Potheads

DENVER - National Focus Magazine is reporting that the student body at Denver's Ponce de Leon High School has voted to change the schools nickname from the Lions to the Potheads. According to Durango Tucker with NFM, the student body vote came out...

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Funny story: Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

Colorado Reports That The Most Popular Female Baby Name Is Now Mary Jane

DENVER - The Colorado Bureau of Births has just issued a press release stating that the Rocky Mountain State has a new leader in regards to the most popular new-born baby girls' name. Since January 1, 2014, when the new marijuana law went into eff...

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Funny story: Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

Denver Brocos Changing Name To Denver Doobies!

The Denver Broncos are considering calling themselves The Denver Doobies by the 2014 season according to a Source who has been talking to players. "We were told that might happen. They also say that a lot of NFL teams want to go to Denver to play...

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Funny story: Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

There were lots of lines around some stores in Denver on the first day of legal pot sales and it's obvious that it's going to help this city's economy. Mayor: We need to set a good example here, citizens of Denver, Colorado! Let's show the rest of...

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Funny story: The Denver International Airport Baggage Thief Is Being Sent Down To Juarez, Mexico

The Denver International Airport Baggage Thief Is Being Sent Down To Juarez, Mexico

DENVER - The officials at Denver International Airport are still very upset at John "Johnny" Papelbon, 52, who was caught stealing passenger's luggage from the airport baggage carousels. Two of the bags that Papelbon stole belonged to musician Pet...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner To Sell His Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner, who is 87, has just announced that he plans to sell his California Playboy Mansion and build a new, bigger one in Denver, Colorado. The Playboy Magazine mogul told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Buys 10 More Marijuana Shops In Colorado

Willie Nelson Buys 10 More Marijuana Shops In Colorado

COLORADO SPRINGS - Country music icon Willie Nelson owns 10 marijuana shops in Denver and he has just purchased 10 more in Colorado Springs. The 80-year-old music icon told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that he cannot believe how m...

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Funny story: Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

Russian Army denies it is invading Denver this month

DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.

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Funny story: Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver to be liberated by Russian Army

Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers helped to put smiles on two of their biggest fans actor Jack Nicholson and producer Lou Adler as they defeated the Denver Nuggets 103-88 in game one of the NBA playoffs. Nicholson, 75, and Adler, 78, who are re...

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Funny story: Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

Broncos Fans Prepare To Transition From Ironically Claiming Their Quarterback Is The Best To Just Plain Meaning It

DENVER--Ever since the sports world was rocked by the signing of superstar Peyton Manning by the Broncos a few days ago, Denver fans across the country were left to wonder just how they were expected to handle such shocking news. "I suppose we sho...

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Funny story: Super Star Nene Tells The Denver Nuggets He May Be Returning To Brazil For Good

Super Star Nene Tells The Denver Nuggets He May Be Returning To Brazil For Good

DENVER - Six foot eleven inch Denver Nuggets center Nene told a close friend of his that he is tired of playing games (no pun intended). Sport Territory's Atwood "Overtime" McSparrow stated that the Brazilian star says that he has made it very cle...

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Funny story: The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

The Denver Nuggets Trade Carmelo Anthony To The Harlem Globetrotters

DENVER - Disgruntled Denver Nuggets super star Carmelo Anthony has been insisting for weeks now that the Nuggets organization trade him to the New York Knicks. The 6 foot 8 inch Anthony, who signed a 5 year, $80 million contract in 2006 ($16 milli...

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