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Funny story: Prisoner's £50,000 toothache causes Taxpayer £50,000 Headache

Prisoner's £50,000 toothache causes Taxpayer £50,000 Headache

A notorious gangland killer has been awarded nearly £50,000 of taxpayers money following reports of inadequate dental care at a top security prison. Food Michael Steel, 82, speaking from his cell, defended the decision. "Look, I've waited 2 wee...

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Funny story: Denists' Nightmare Jaimee Grubbs Faces SCRAM Judge.

Denists' Nightmare Jaimee Grubbs Faces SCRAM Judge.

Jungle-fever-having celebrity cumdumpster Jaimee Grubbs was in a Beverly Hills Court this morning, facing charges of Felony F-cking of a Married Athlete, Driving with a Suspended License, and Becoming Famous Without a Full Set Of Teeth, also known as...

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Funny story: U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

U.S. set to prosecute candymaker

"Two hundred fifty-six billion cavities and counting", says the head of a Senate investigative committee on health and welfare, J.P. Piedmont Morgan, VI. "It's a dental disaster of the most decadent kind. We have indicted the candy industry for...

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Funny story: Dry Cleaning Chemicals Make Great Mouthwash

Dry Cleaning Chemicals Make Great Mouthwash

You don't take it straight but dry cleaning chemicals diluted with water and a little lemon juice cleanse the mouth like nothing else - including hydrogen peroxide. Raul and Claudio Jimenez learned the secret while visiting Guadalupe de la Mar...

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Funny story: Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Biden leaves stimulus package at dentist's office

Vice President Joe Biden admitted yesterday that he left the economic stimulus package at his dentist's office when he went in for a routine cleaning. Biden said he was called into the exam room and even brought the package, which he had in a sho...

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Funny story: New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

New Fake Colgate Disaster As Man's Teeth Fall Out

The fake Colgate toothpaste story took a new twist today, when the teeth of a man from Wimbledon who used Colgate to brush his teeth before bedtime last night, had to call an ambulance this morning when ALL OF HIS GNASHERS FELL OUT! Eric Dribble,...

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Funny story: Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

Plaxico Burress Endorses Toothbrush

NY Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress inked a toothbrush endorsement deal Wednesday. Aural-C has a new model that will sell in the US under the name Plax-Burr. Company spokesman Donald T. Rump said that Burress is the ideal front man for the new...

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Funny story: Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Chocolate That Reverses Tooth Decay To Be Launched

Sixty years of scientific study finally bore fruit today when Belgian confectioners announced they have come up with a novel way to enjoy chocolates, AND maintain healthy-looking teeth - CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE! Belgians love their chocolates, and, a...

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Funny story: Wonkening Toothpaste Released

Wonkening Toothpaste Released

A brand of toothpaste which blackens and de-straightens teeth has been released. The manufacturers say the new toothpaste has been in development for almost a year, and is being produced in response to growing demand from Americans, wishing to ble...

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Funny story: Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Man's Testicles Filled with Toothpaste

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.

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Funny story: Off-Shore Drilling Is Coming

Off-Shore Drilling Is Coming

According to the association of American Dentists, off-shore drilling will begin in late November of this year. A group of three Pensacola dentists, headed by Dr. Tyrell F. Gumbocker said that they have leased a 200-ft yacht, "The Dental Floss Qu...

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Funny story: Dentist's Nurse / Lover Extracted Teeth

Dentist's Nurse / Lover Extracted Teeth

Dr. Mogamat Groper, a former Turkish baths attendant now practicing as a dentist, stands accused of kissing, fondling and fornicating with his trainee dental nurse in the surgery while she carried out her duties. The General Dental Council's profe...

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Funny story: Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

A Texas man is today fighting for his life after being shot by his best friend whilst flossing his teeth.

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Funny story: Dentists back Bush's offshore drilling proposals

Dentists back Bush's offshore drilling proposals

Washington DC - (Novocaine Mess): American Dentists Association members have welcomed George W Bush's call to lift a 27 year moratorium on offshore drilling.

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Funny story: American Dentists Association claims Obama victory

American Dentists Association claims Obama victory

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama owes his entire White House campaign victory to brilliant restorative dentistry according to the US Dentists Association which has voted his smile as his most con...

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Funny story: American dentists to do charity work in 3rd world U.K.

American dentists to do charity work in 3rd world U.K.

London, England - In an effort to help the notoriously dentally-challenged British, the United States government made a declaration to help their Limey friends across the pond. The American League of dentists declared this a noble mission.

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Funny story: Gay cannibal arrested while flossing

Gay cannibal arrested while flossing

A gay Yorkshire man has been charged with murder in the accidental eating death of a free-range man he picked up for dinner.

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