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Funny story: Marmite Row Spreads To Tetley's Brewery Closure: Anti-Dane Feeling Grows

Marmite Row Spreads To Tetley's Brewery Closure: Anti-Dane Feeling Grows

News that an MP has tabled an Early Day Motion condemning the closure of Leeds's Tetley brewery has fuelled the growing anti-Dane mood in the UK. As we reported yesterday, the Danish government's decision to ban the sale of Marmite in the country...

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Funny story: Marmite Ban In Denmark Provokes Strong UK Response

Marmite Ban In Denmark Provokes Strong UK Response

Denmark's banning of Marmite, the UK's favourite savoury spread, has provoked a massive response from British authorities. All books written by Hans Christian Anderson, including The Ugly Duckling, are to be thrown on bonfires built outside librar...

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Funny story: Von Trier Vows To Continue Making Movies

Von Trier Vows To Continue Making Movies

Despite being banned from the recent Cannes Festival, Danish film director Lars Von Trier has promised to continue making films. Von Trier was prohibited from attending the festival after commenting that he "sympathised with Hitler". The direct...

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Funny story: Danish politician wants to use topless women to terrify immigrants from emigrating to Denmark

Danish politician wants to use topless women to terrify immigrants from emigrating to Denmark

A Danish politician has hit on an innovative approach to prevent immigrants from moving to Denmark - especially in view of the fact that many of its newest immigrants come from male-dominated, misogynistic Muslim countries. Unable, unwilling, disr...

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Funny story: ABBA have been adopted by Danish Nazi's, Mamma Pia!

ABBA have been adopted by Danish Nazi's, Mamma Pia!

ABBA those Swedish lovelies from way back when have relaunched their career as a "radical right band"! Benny and Bjorn decided to jump on the band wagon as an extreme right political party in Denmark adopted their song Mamma Mia and changed it to...

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Funny story: Scientist Discovers Cooties are Real not Imaginary

Scientist Discovers Cooties are Real not Imaginary

A highly respected entomologist in Denmark has been studying the phenomenon of Cooties for decades and has finally ascertained that the little critters actually exist and claims he can prove it. Dr. Sven Uppenyoursen used his own grandchildren as...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Caught Crying In Copenhagen

Cheryl Cole Caught Crying In Copenhagen

COPENHAGEN - The X-Factor judge and Girls Aloud member Cheryl Cole traveled to Denmark to appear in the Danish X-Factor. Cheryl, estranged wife of Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole, will be singing her hit song "Fight For This Love." Cheryl told one...

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Funny story: Danish police shoot a prophet

Danish police shoot a prophet

Danish police have shot and wounded a prophet in Kartoon, near Copenhagen. The prophet, Mohammed Momaddman from Somalia, had tried to show the world the basic decency of the religion of Islam, by attempting to massacre hundreds of harmless Kartoon...

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Funny story: War ends - Obama surrenders to Denmark!

War ends - Obama surrenders to Denmark!

Copenhagen,Denmark-Without a single shot being exchanged, President Obama has surrendered his authority, and the sovereignty of the United States, to the Danish Government, in the form of the Royal Guard. The elite military force had been assigne...

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Funny story: Copenhagen evacuated amid onslaught of climate zombies

Copenhagen evacuated amid onslaught of climate zombies

DENMARK - WRITHERS AGENCY - Danish officials have announced a 'crash campaign' to completely evacuate the city of Copenhagen, when flesh-eating zombies invading the city proved too much for riot police. 'Downtown Copenhagen is Hell on Earth', said...

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Funny story: Copenhagen home design conference begins

Copenhagen home design conference begins

Copenhagen, Denmark. About twenty seven thousand people have gathered here today to talk about ways to improve home interior design. Experts from 56 countries have released a green paper on combating poor roofing insulation and pointed to ways in whi...

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Funny story: 'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' film opens

'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' film opens

In Leicester Square today, 'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' opened. In the cartoon film Scooby Doo and Shaggy go for a holiday to Denmark and find themselves trapped in Legoland, and then the evil villain, the Prophet Mohammed,...

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Funny story: Denmark wins happy crown

Denmark wins happy crown

The title of 'happiest place on earth' has been awarded to Denmark, a country which gets its name from the ancient 'Dark Men' and in recent years has been vilified for it's unruly cartoonists. Its reputation for jollity and fun on the world stage is...

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Funny story: Early Britain- The Saxons

Early Britain- The Saxons

The Saxons were the next colonisers of Britain, drifting west from Denmark. They came to Britain after the Romans had departed so they would be able to find parking spaces more easily. Their most renowned leader was Alfred.

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Funny story: Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Blair Welcomes Britain's Success in UN Poverty Poll

Prime minister Tony Blair today welcomed the news that Britain had come out top in the latest UN poverty poll by saying: "It goes to prove what I've been saying all along, that if the country wants to keep up this consistent high level of ac...

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Funny story: Pee Wee Herman is Back !!!

Pee Wee Herman is Back !!!

"Is it you or is it me?" Paul Reuben has been awarded a contract with WDLC-TV in Denmark to resurrect his old TV show "Pee Wee's Playhouse". It was near the tail end of his five-year syndicated Saturday morning television seri...

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