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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Shopping For Wedding Cakes

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are Shopping For Wedding Cakes

NEW ORLEANS - After waiting one full year for his wife (Demi Moore) to file for divorce, Ashton Kutcher has finally taken it upon himself to hit his soon-to-be-ex-wife with divorce papers. Kutcher who is 34, had said that he was in hopes that Moor...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

Ashton Kutcher Finally Files For Divorce From Demi "The Cougar" Moore

MARINA DEL REY - After waiting and hoping that his wife would make the first move and file for divorce, Ashton Kutcher, 34, has gone ahead and filed for divorce from Demi Moore, 50, after waiting patiently for one whole year. The star of Two and A...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Finally Finds Another "Boy-Toy"

Demi Moore Finally Finds Another "Boy-Toy"

CHICAGO - Demi Moore was in the Windy City shopping for a certain pair of imported Swiss winter boots and trying to take her mind off of her husband Ashton Kutcher, 34, and his baby girlfriend Mila Kunis, 29. As she was strolling along downtown si...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Despises Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Despises Ashton Kutcher's Girlfriend Mila Kunis

VENICE BEACH - Demi Moore had gone down to Venice Beach on a shopping spree. As she was trying on a pair of sandals at a local shoe store she was approached by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors. Moore was asked how she was feeling in regards to hitti...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Ready To Marry Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis, 29, The star of Black Swan, Krippendorf's Tribe, and The True Story of Sasquatch has stated that she is ready to marry her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, 34. But there is one slight, little holdup - Demi Moore. Ashton is still m...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - Ashton Kutcher and his girlfriend Mila Kunis were in Williamsport watching the Little League World Series Championship Game between Tennessee and Japan. The team from Japan won the game 12-2. After the game Ashton and...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson To Hire A Voodoo Woman To Help Her Lose 100 Pounds

Jessica Simpson To Hire A Voodoo Woman To Help Her Lose 100 Pounds

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has confided to her pedicurist that she cannot seem to lose any weight no matter what the hell she does. She stressed that since giving birth on May 1, to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson, she has tried at least...

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Funny story: Demi Moore And Her Voodoo Dolls

Demi Moore And Her Voodoo Dolls

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Demi Moore still has feelings for her ex-husband/boy toy Ashton Kutcher. Moore has made it a point to tell the entertainment media that she has moved on from her May-December marriage and has accepted the fact that...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

Demi Moore Crushed At Ashton Kutcher's Relationship With Mila Kunis

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore says that before it's all over she may end up moving out of the United States to some remote, out-of-the-way place. The 49-year-old highly depressed actress seems to keep getting her ego kicked around as if it is an Olympi...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore Not Speaking To Daughter Rumer Because of Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD - The Moore-Kutcher Carnivalesque atmosphere seems to continue with word out of LaLaLand that Demi Moore is extremely upset with daughter Rumer. The 49-year-old Moore, who was unceremoniously dumped by husband Ashton Kutcher after 6 year...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

Demi Moore Has A Crush On Tom Cruise

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore says that now that Tom Cruise is getting divorced from Katie Holmes that she can reveal to LaLaLand and the world a secret she has kept secret for several years. Moore, who herself is recently divorced, stated that she...

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Funny story: Justin and Demi to duet

Justin and Demi to duet

The world of showbiz turned 360 degrees and then another 180 just for good measure last night with the sensational news of a long awaited duet between teen heart throbs Justin and Demi. It was confirmed by publicists today that 'Mr Trousersnake'...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

Ashton Kutcher and Rumer Willis To Star In The Remake of "Lolita"

HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Pictures in association with Sky Castle Films has just announced that they will soon begin production on the remake of the 1962 film Lolita. The original which was made 50 years ago starred Sue Lyon in the role of the nubile, p...

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Funny story: Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Admits She Is Infatuated With Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Admits She Is Infatuated With Ashton Kutcher

LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher is not denying the fact that he and Rumer Willis, the 23-year-old daughter of his ex-wife Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, recently took a trip down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to get away from the fast lane life of Tinsel Town...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

Kobe Bryant Hits On Demi Moore

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and fellow Los Angeles Lakers teammate Metta World Peace attended a concert by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz at L.A.'s San Andreas Fault Coliseum. After the concert the round ballers went to one of Kobe's favorite...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Talks About Possibly Changing Her First Name

Demi Moore Talks About Possibly Changing Her First Name

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore, who has recently had more ups and downs than a Las Vegas house of ill-repute elevator, says that she is trying her best to cope with the fact that she was dumped big time by her former boy-toy husband Ashton "The Player" Kut...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Shoots Down The Rumor That He And Ex-Wife Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Are An Item

Ashton Kutcher Shoots Down The Rumor That He And Ex-Wife Demi Moore's Daughter Rumer Willis Are An Item

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashton Kutcher, who is no stranger to the Tinsel Town "Rumor Mill," decided to get away from the hustle and bustle of "El Lay" and traveled down to Cabo San Lucas, which is regarded by many of Hollywood's elite as the French...

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