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Funny story: Nine Iran Criminals To Face Death By Small Stones

Nine Iran Criminals To Face Death By Small Stones

In Iran nine criminals have been sentenced to death by stoning but the Iran government has said they will use smaller stones this time because USA and European leaders say "the punishment is barbarism".

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Funny story: Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.

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Funny story: 'Life in New Jersey' to Replace Death Penalty

'Life in New Jersey' to Replace Death Penalty

TRENTON - New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine is outlawing the death penalty in the Garden State. "We are replacing capital punishment with 'Life in New Jersey' without the possibility of parole. Capital punishment is a piec...

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Funny story: SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

(Seattle, WA) Northwest activist Ashley White has introduced legislation to Congress that would recommend capital punishment for Level 3 sex offenders.

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Funny story: Report: More war means more food

Report: More war means more food

An internal State Department memo leaked to the press this weekend details plans for increasing the war push in preparation for low crop yields this summer.

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Funny story: Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

Bush: Death Penalty for Suicidal Killers

The Bush administration announced today that the President has submitted legislation to Congress making it a federal crime to commit suicide after killing others.

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Funny story: Cold Woman Faces Death Penalty

Cold Woman Faces Death Penalty

Florida woman Irma Kowalski faces the death penalty if convicted on bio-terrorism charges after knowingly spreading the feared cold virus. Florida State Police Department were flooded with calls after Mrs Kowalski was seen sneezing, coughing, and...

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