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Funny story: Mutiny In Progress On Coronavirus Cruise Ship

Mutiny In Progress On Coronavirus Cruise Ship

The cruise ship, SS Diamond Princess, which has been docked at Yokohama in Japan, whilst hundreds of its passengers are being tested for the Coronavirus, has been over-run by a contingent of men with makeshift weapons, who have seized control of the...

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Funny story: Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

Coronavirus Resistant To All Attempts To Change Its Name

The deadly Coronavirus, which was officially named by the World Health Organization (WHO) as Covid-19 earlier this week, is strongly resisting all attempts to rename it, and has been appearing in many places still under its original moniker. The v...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...

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Funny story: Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

A cat which bit a woman's leg for no reason whatsoever other than it is a very bad cat, has been accused, investigated, convicted and sentenced to death, and has subsequently been put on Death Row. The cat, which is a ginger color, bit my wife the...

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Funny story: Man In Dispute With Wife, Over Motorbike

Man In Dispute With Wife, Over Motorbike

A man has revealed details of a dispute he is having with his wife, over her daughter - his step-daughter - riding their motorbike. The daughter/step-daughter is only 13 years old, and cannot legally be in charge of a motor vehicle anywhere on the...

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Funny story: Two Flies Put To Death At Breakfast

Two Flies Put To Death At Breakfast

A man has revealed how, minding his own business eating his breakfast this morning, he became aware of two houseflies that had landed on the rim of his plate, and were indulging in a bit of 'the old in-out'. Moys Kenwood, 56, had finished his Corn...

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Funny story: EastEnders Mel Death Sparks Calls For Lorry Driver 'Extra' Investigation

EastEnders Mel Death Sparks Calls For Lorry Driver 'Extra' Investigation

After the tragic fictional death, on Thursday, of EastEnders star, Mel Owen, there were calls, last night, for a thorough and rigorous investigation into just how the 'extra' employed as the driver of the lorry that killed her, was ever given a part...

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Funny story: Man Dies After Walking Under Ladder

Man Dies After Walking Under Ladder

A New York man who was described by those who knew him as "extremely superstitious", is dead tonight, after he inadvertently walked under a ladder. Frank Ouija, 87, died in hospital on Saturday after a long and painful battle with illness, but tol...

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Funny story: West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

Remembrance Day is the day when those who perished in battle are honoured with a celebration of their bravery, and recognition of the price they paid for our freedom. We should observe it, each in our own way, but, ideally, not in the way some sectio...

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Funny story: Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

Washington Post - "Remembers Softer Side of War"

WASHINGTON DC - It's often considered poor etiquette to "speak ill of the dead", and the staff of the Washington Post newspaper has gone the extra mile to show kindness when the Cold Hand of Death reached out on the field of battle. In this case, the...

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Funny story: Buddhist Meditation Video on Disgustingness of the Body Goes Viral

Buddhist Meditation Video on Disgustingness of the Body Goes Viral

Striking a chord with many, a Buddhist video on the practice of asabha bhavana, a meditation in which one focuses on the loathsomeness of the physical body and its dirty, disgusting nature, went viral overnight, reaching millions eager to contemplate...

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Funny story: Millennial Worries that Being Dead Might Be Even More Boring than Being Alive

Millennial Worries that Being Dead Might Be Even More Boring than Being Alive

Curt Framingham, a 26-year-old software designer living in Atlanta, Georgia, isn't particularly impressed with what life's had to offer him thus far but is concerned that being dead might be even more boring. "Honestly, I'd say consciousness is ov...

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Funny story: Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now

Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now

Lucie Farrell received a great deal of sympathy from her coworkers immediately following the unexpected death of her 12-year-old feline companion, Luke, but after several weeks had passed, most of them agreed amongst themselves that she really ought...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

Boris Johnson targets dead voters for the next election

This week, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been visiting graveyards, tombs and haunted houses throughout the country to build support for a possible snap election in the autumn. Spokesman Jeff Hades explained, "The voters who are most closely...

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Funny story: Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide' Is "Sketchy At Best", Says Criminal Network

Jeffrey Epstein 'Suicide' Is "Sketchy At Best", Says Criminal Network

The death in custody of financier, and alleged sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, could not have happened completely by his own hand, according to the criminal underground. Epstein was found lifeless in his cell yesterday, and his corpse was rushed to a M...

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Funny story: Mexico Demands Wall Be Built In Aftermath Of El Paso Shootings

Mexico Demands Wall Be Built In Aftermath Of El Paso Shootings

Sources close to the government in Mexico are saying that Mexican residents living close to the US border at El Paso are demanding that the wall US president Donald Trump has talked about building for so long, be built as soon as is humanly possible.

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Funny story: Mass Shooting Saga

Mass Shooting Saga

Another two mass shootings in America (250 this year. We do expect that to be 251 by the time this piece is published) have claimed the lives of 29 people, and once again the gun laws of the nation are under attack. With many calling for stricter...

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