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Funny story: David Letterman and Jay Leno Offer Sarah Palin $1 Million Each If She'll Hurry Up And Get In The GOP Race Because They Need The Material

David Letterman and Jay Leno Offer Sarah Palin $1 Million Each If She'll Hurry Up And Get In The GOP Race Because They Need The Material

NEW YORK CITY - In an unprecedented move the two late night talk show big hitters David Letterman and Jay Leno have sent an urgent message to Sarah Palin. In an email that was signed by both night time mouthpieces they made Palin an offer of $1 m...

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Funny story: David Letterman Says That He Thinks It's Time For Him To Retire

David Letterman Says That He Thinks It's Time For Him To Retire

NEW YORK CITY - The host of Late Night With David Letterman has all of a sudden, out of the blue, stated that he feels that it is time for him to retire. He says the time has come to hang up the old microphone and buy that little ice cube farm up...

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Funny story: Leno Gets "Top 10 List," Letterman Gets "Jay Walking" In Talk Show Mega Trade

Leno Gets "Top 10 List," Letterman Gets "Jay Walking" In Talk Show Mega Trade

Faced with declining ratings and stronger competition, the Late Show with David Letterman has traded away its popular "Top 10 List" feature to Jay Leno in exchange for Leno's "Jay Walking" segment. Neither Letterman or Leno would comment on switching their signature comedy concepts. But a Late Show producer revealed 10 reasons why the trade was made: 10. Our audiences will get a kick out of...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Defends Lindsay Lohan

Lady Gaga Defends Lindsay Lohan

Of all people, Lady Gaga told reporters today that she doesn't think Lindsay Lohan should receive any jail time for her theft of a necklace. "Like the girl is all messed up, see? Look at her past year or two. She needs help, not another jail sente...

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Funny story: Blair Drops Trou on Letterman

Blair Drops Trou on Letterman

NEW YORK CITY - Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair appears tonight on David Letterman's "The Late Show," where he admits for the first time his sex-ual affairs with both Margaret Thather and John Major. "It's true - I'm bi and flying high!"...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Defends Her Grinding Lap Dance By Saying, "Hey People, I Had Shorts On"

Miley Cyrus Defends Her Grinding Lap Dance By Saying, "Hey People, I Had Shorts On"

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus was having a pedicure at The Rice Paddy of Vietnam Pedicure Palace when she was asked about the incident at the 'wrap party' for her movie The Last Song. Miley asked if the reference was to the film's makeup artist Bubble...

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Funny story: David Letterman devours Jamie Oliver and Ricky Gervais comes to the rescue!

David Letterman devours Jamie Oliver and Ricky Gervais comes to the rescue!

Jamie Olivers crusade against FAT/OBESE people in the US has been crucified by skinny David Letterman. He called Jamie, "a crazy Brit on a useless mission attempting to achieve the impossible, getting Americans to stop eating giant pizzas, buckets...

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Funny story: Letterman Blackmailer Gets Six Months At Hearing

Letterman Blackmailer Gets Six Months At Hearing

Robert Halderman pleaded guilty in court Monday to attempting to blackmail David Letterman over his affairs with the women on his staff (pun intended). The Emmy-winning CBS producer pleaded guilty so there will be no hearing. In turn, David Letter...

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Funny story: Naked Ashley Greene On Late Night Shows!

Naked Ashley Greene On Late Night Shows!

The recent scramble over Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien has brought to the surface the fact that there are either too many late night talk shows or not enough guests. "It's gotten so bad lately that we have even invited other Late Night Talk Show host...

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Funny story: It Was Actually Oprah Winfrey's Stunt Double In The Leno-Winfrey-Letterman Super Bowl Commercial

It Was Actually Oprah Winfrey's Stunt Double In The Leno-Winfrey-Letterman Super Bowl Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - The CBS Super Bowl commercial that featured David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Oprah Winfrey, was only two-thirds correct. Although Leno and Letterman were in the studio when the commercial was filmed, Oprah was not. She was in Coo...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Stresses That Joaquin Phoenix Did Not Touch Her Inappropriately

Miley Cyrus Stresses That Joaquin Phoenix Did Not Touch Her Inappropriately

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Miley Cyrus brought her Smiley Miley Winter Tour to The Millard Fillmore Convention Center in Kalamazoo, Michigan. The weather was horrible and she asked what the temperature was. When told that it was 2 degrees with a wind...

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Funny story: Letterman Literally Begs Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Appear On His Show

Letterman Literally Begs Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens To Appear On His Show

NEW YORK CITY - The stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon movie series, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens recently appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman. David, of the tassled hair, reportedly personally called up Efron and Hudgens himself and...

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Funny story: David Letterman Getting Revenge On Leno, O'Brien

David Letterman Getting Revenge On Leno, O'Brien

After being on the receiving end of all the jokes during his own problems with the women, David Letterman is having a lot of fun with both Leno and O'Brien. It takes a lot of nerve to knock someone off your old time slot, also a lot of chin.

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Funny story: David Letterman Says That Grandma Lee Told Him She Has Intimate Photos of Her and Jay Leno

David Letterman Says That Grandma Lee Told Him She Has Intimate Photos of Her and Jay Leno

NEW YORK CITY - David Letterman informed Regis Philbin on Live With Regis and Kathy that he recently received a text message from Grandma Lee informing him that she has intimate photos of her and Jay Leno. Letterman told Philbin that apparently L...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Has Just Passed Kanye West, Bernie Madoff, and Chris Brown As The Most Hated Man In America

Jay Leno Has Just Passed Kanye West, Bernie Madoff, and Chris Brown As The Most Hated Man In America

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Celluloid City is that NBC has pandered to Jay Leno and the man who owns over 6,000 classic automobiles will get his way. In the meantime, the widely-liked Conan O'Brien will get his red-headed butt kicked to t...

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Funny story: Letterman's "Twat's My Line" Quiz Show Already Canceled

Letterman's "Twat's My Line" Quiz Show Already Canceled

After only three episodes, the new version of an old TV quiz show has been canceled because too many guests were known by the panel. "It was a great idea but these panelists are too up-to-date for these ladies to fool, even though we have dressed...

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Funny story: Letterman Admits Fondling Susan Boyle

Letterman Admits Fondling Susan Boyle

In still another confession last night, David Letterman confessed that the reason Susan Boyle had never showed up on his show for an interview was that, during practice to get her to feel more comfortable, he had tried to fondle her. "I don't know...

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