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Funny story: Sebastian Coe Heartbreak after Being Omitted from Team GB

Sebastian Coe Heartbreak after Being Omitted from Team GB

Sebastian Coe has not been selected for Great Britain's Olympic Athletics Squad which was announced today. The 55-year-old former two time gold medal winner of the 1500m said in May he thought he had a "good chance" of running at London 2012.

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Funny story: David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

David Beckham: "The Olympics are cancelled!"

After tirelessly campaigning to bring the 2012 Olympic Games to London, David Beckham was distraught today when it became clear he had not been picked for the British Olympic football team. Stuart Pierce who has been charged with putting the team to...

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Funny story: Knighthood for Roy Hodgson, England call-up for Beckham

Knighthood for Roy Hodgson, England call-up for Beckham

London - England manager Roy Hodgson is to receive the Order of the Gutter after the nation's finest blew it in Kiev. The gong, which is in the personal gift of the Queen, is a traditional alternative to beheading, hanging-drawing-and-quartering a...

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Funny story: Reg Bond Reveals How He Told A Tearful Posh Spice That David Beckham Was Probably Her Best Option

Reg Bond Reveals How He Told A Tearful Posh Spice That David Beckham Was Probably Her Best Option

Yates's Wine Lodge - Burnley - Today, holding court in Yates's Wine Lodge in Burnley town centre, former bodyguard to the stars and currently aspiring fish and chip shop proprietor, Reg Bond revealed how the David/Victoria Beckham romance could have...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Victoria Beckham, wife of David Beckham and thankfully ex-Spice Girl, had admitted that she wishes to have up to four new legs surgically attached to her hips. "I'll be starting with just two new legs," she said in an interview with the postman. "...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs to Play On for A Hundred More Years!

Ryan Giggs to Play On for A Hundred More Years!

Ryan Giggs, the celebrated celebrity litigant and midfield maestro, has revealed to close friends and family that he wants to continue playing football until he is ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY! Giggs, a member of the much-vaunted Manchester United youth...

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Funny story: Super Bowl team news: Tim Tebow and David Beckham late additions to squads.

Super Bowl team news: Tim Tebow and David Beckham late additions to squads.

Preparations for the Super Bowl were thrown into disarray this morning when it was announced that Tim Tebow and David Beckham have joined the squads as last minute wild cards. The NFL are thought to introduced the new rule to allow wildcards afte...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: David Beckham joins Equatorial Guinea on loan for Africa Cup of Nations

Transfer Window: David Beckham joins Equatorial Guinea on loan for Africa Cup of Nations

The world was football was taking in the latest news to the high flying career of David Beckham last night when it was announced he will join Equatorial Guinea for the duration of the Africa Cup of Nations. The ex Man United player recently signed...

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Funny story: Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album

Promptly after finishing work on his latest album, Bruce Springsteen announced a new ground breaking project to be recorded with European Footballer and all around attractive guy with the proper amount of facial stubble, David Beckham. Closet fans...

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Funny story: Shock as David Beckham signs new deal at LA Galaxy

Shock as David Beckham signs new deal at LA Galaxy

The World of Sport was rocked to its very foundations when it was announced that David Beckham has signed a new two-year deal at LA Galaxy. Many thought that the football star wanted to return home to the UK as soon as possible with his wife Thin...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: David Beckham extends LA Galaxy stay with new contract

Transfer Window: David Beckham extends LA Galaxy stay with new contract

David Beckham is to remain at LA Galaxy after signing a new two-year deal with the club. The former England captain, 36, had been linked with a move to Forest Green Rovers in the English non-league but decided to stay at the team he joined in 2007...

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Funny story: David Beckham and Lady Gaga To Open Chain Of Pie and Mash Shops

David Beckham and Lady Gaga To Open Chain Of Pie and Mash Shops

In terms of musical collaborations you might have expected Lady Gaga to duet with the 'Posh of Spice' Victoria Beckham, but records at companies House suggest that it's hubby David who will be partnering with the Gaga in 2012 - but not in the studio...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

We caught up with Wayne Rooney yesterday, shopping alone on the Manc high street. We initially saw him hiding under a Nike hoodie 37 sizes to small for him (looked like something that'd fit his son Kai), emerging from Bobbers, a hair salon. We shouted his name to try and let onto him. 'Shrek, Shrek!' we screamed. He turned around, saw us, and ran away as quick as he would after looking in...

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Funny story: David Beckham Steals Jamie Oliver's Job

David Beckham Steals Jamie Oliver's Job

David Beckham has stolen Jamie Oliver's supermarket job in a shock move by the former England Captain who is said to earn 30 million pounds a year. A spokesman for Jamie's next door neighbour said the theft will leave Jamie destitute, and his fami...

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Funny story: David Beckham tells wife he wants to be Tiger Woods for Halloween

David Beckham tells wife he wants to be Tiger Woods for Halloween

LOS ANGELES - Star soccer player David Beckham told his wife that he wanted to dress up as Tiger Woods for Halloween. It had been in Beckham's mind ever since he met the golfer at a water-polo competition. Sources indicate that Victoria Beckham t...

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Funny story: Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

Long John Beckham wears them in bed!

David Beckham is about to launch his own range of "long john" underwear and promises that he was never influenced by Alfred Steptoe Snr. The toothless rag and bone man from way back when. Beck's collection is tight, sexy, and reveals plenty of bal...

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Funny story: David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham eyes dream move to QPR

David Beckham is hoping to secure a switch from LA Galaxy to West London glamour club QPR: "I am fully focused on moving to QPR and helping them win the Olympics Games " said Beckham. The 36 year old footballer has been eyeing up a move to QPR for...

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