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Funny story: Darts could star in 2012 Olympics

Darts could star in 2012 Olympics

Olympic organisers are meeting today to discuss the possible inclusion of new sports for the 2012 Olympics. Senior officials from the governing bodies of various sports will make a case for their applications to be included. A vote will determine w...

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Funny story: The Dartfast Diet

The Dartfast Diet

The World Darts Organisation today brought out its diet book, 'The 7-Day Dartfast Diet', and this is a summary - Day One: Have 20 fried eggs, 20 slices of toast, and smoke 60 cigarettes Day Two: Start the day with 1 chip buttie, followed by 20 ham sandwiches with mustard, then eat 57 bars of chocolate Day Three: 60 black puddings, 60 plates of chips, and 60 cups of sugary tea Day Four:...

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Funny story: Darts Player Pins Opponent To Board

Darts Player Pins Opponent To Board

There was chaos tonight during the final of the British Darts World Championship when one of the finalists threw a dart at his opponent, pinning him to the dartboard with his first dart, and then scoring two match-winning bullseyes with his second an...

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Funny story: Darts to become an Olympic sport

Darts to become an Olympic sport

It was announced today that darts is to become an Olympic sport in 2012. Spokesman Fascisti Espano, said: 'Nations will be represented by teams of four darts players each, but certain regulations will be put in place to make this on a par with other...

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Funny story: Darts Champ Caught Jogging

Darts Champ Caught Jogging

English darts champion Darryl Fitton has been shamed following the release of footage showing him performing a morning jog and not smoking.

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Funny story: New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

New Strategy to deal with unruly pupils

Today, it is being reported, psychologists recommend that when teachers deal with unruly pupils in class they should ignore the bad behaviour and praise good behaviour.

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Funny story: Tennis Craze Hits UK Pubs

Tennis Craze Hits UK Pubs

As is usual at this time of year the tennis craze has hit the UK hard, with the Queens and Wimbledon tournaments making the brits literally drool whilst watching in an often comatose and inebriated state. Pubs have been quick to latch on to this craz...

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Funny story: Phil 'The Power' Taylor wins Dutch Pop Idol

Phil 'The Power' Taylor wins Dutch Pop Idol

Darts legend, 9 times SKOL world champion, Phil 'The Power' Taylor has shocked pop fans in Holland by winning through the arduous Pop Idol Competition. "Admittedly, the Dutch competition isn't as difficult as the British one, but Holland is a big...

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Funny story: Darts Fan Throws Double Top

Darts Fan Throws Double Top

Yesterday a darts fan walked into a popular high street clothing outlet and bought two identical tops. Upon leaving the shop he viciously threw them at a passer-by.

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