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Funny story: Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

Sandra Bullock To Star In Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story

HOLLYWOOD - Tri-Moon films in association with TouchRock Pictures has just announced that Sandra Bullock will be portraying NASCAR racer Danica Patrick in the motion picture Going In Circles - The Danica Patrick Story. Bullock agreed to do the fil...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Says She's Looking For The Checkered Flag To Race Into Marriage

Danica Patrick Says She's Looking For The Checkered Flag To Race Into Marriage

TULSA, Oklahoma - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was visiting friends in Tulsa when she was asked by a reporter if she is ready to enter into her second marriage. Danica replied that she is more than ready and she has already purchased 15 boxes of r...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

LAS VEGAS - So far 2013, has not been a very good year for NASCAR'S premier female race car driver, Danica Patrick. The 30-year-old has seen an end to her marriage due to the dreaded seven year itch. Plus she has been romantically linked to Da...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick on the Daytona 500: "That's As Fast As I've Ever Driven And Put Make-up On At the Same Time"

Danica Patrick on the Daytona 500: "That's As Fast As I've Ever Driven And Put Make-up On At the Same Time"

DAYTONA, FL - As expected, NASCAR did all it could to help elevate this past weekend's Daytona 500 into the history books, and it did so by seeing the sports first full-time female driver - Danica Patrick - win the race's coveted pole pos...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

Justin Bieber May Become a NASCAR Driver

NEW ORLEANS - Justin Bieber performed to a sold-out crowd at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After the concert he and several members of Team Bieber went down to Bourbon Street to have dinner. They went to the Giggle Giggle...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA, California - Rumors recently had the soon-to-be-divorced Danica Patrick involved with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough. Danica denied the rumors saying that Derek was just helping her get over her depressed state by teaching her...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Denies The Derek Hough Rumors

AMARILLO, Texas - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was in the Texas panhandle visiting one of her cousins identified as Aspen Loopkinlocker. Recent reports have stated that Danica's marriage has hit a big oil spill and her #10 race car is spinnin...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Marriage Hits The Wall

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Word out of the World of NASCAR is that Danica Patrick's marriage is starting to sputter. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Patrick's number 10 race car has hit some oil slicks on the marital race tra...

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Funny story: Dale Earnhardt Jr. And Danica Patrick Hook Up!

Dale Earnhardt Jr. And Danica Patrick Hook Up!

It was a new but welcome experience for Dale Earnhardt Junior as he looked at the number of reporters about them, because all the questions were aimed at NASCAR driver Danica Patrick! "It's true that I didn't get too many questions up there," Earn...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton hammered by Danica Patrick

Lewis Hamilton hammered by Danica Patrick

In what could be considered an able pitting of wits, at least according to Danica Patrick, the Indy 500 racer beat F1 driver Lewis Shamilton at his own game.

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Funny story: Women Drivers TV Show Draws Criticism

Women Drivers TV Show Draws Criticism

TheSpoof recently reported on a reality TV show with Danica Patrick titled Women Drivers. The idea caught the attention of feminist groups and brought with it a sw...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick TV Show Planned: Women Drivers

Danica Patrick TV Show Planned: Women Drivers

Race car driver Danica Patrick will host a new reality show on Time Warner's CW Network for the fall 2007 season. The Danica Patrick TV show will tentatively be called "Women Drivers." Female contestants will compete to...

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Funny story: First Three Cars Scrapped -- Danica Wins!!!

First Three Cars Scrapped -- Danica Wins!!!

Indianapolis Indiana The first three cars have been disqualified from the Indy 500. The new winner is Danica Patrick. An anonymous source says that after the mandatory impounding of the cars after the race two of the first three were found to...

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