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Funny story: Jumpers Coming Back Into Fashion

Jumpers Coming Back Into Fashion

Good news for struggling jumper manufacturers, as sales of jumpers started to show a definite upward trend for the first time in 20 years. City analysts are confidently predicting that jumper sales will continue to grow, as jumpers come back into fas...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's Tripoli two-step - with props!

Gaddafi's Tripoli two-step - with props!

A recent defector from Colonel Gaddafi's regime is said to have revealed that there was a connection between the umbrella the colonel was using a few days ago and the later urgings he was giving to his remaining followers to dance in the streets of T...

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Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Strictly Come Dancing Upheaval

Strictly Come Dancing's Brian Fortuna has announced he is leaving the show after changes were made to the format. He quit the show after he and some of his colleagues were asked to make the show entertaining. A furious Fortuna said "I don't kno...

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Funny story: Why elephants can't dance

Why elephants can't dance

'Ever wondered why elephant's can't dance or why hamsters can sky dive without a parachute then the historic Royal Institution Christmas Lectures will reveal all this Christmas.' Well who the bloody hell gives a flying fig whether elephants can or cannot dance? It has never been of concern to this writer and I don't think any of our readers were planning to ask an elephant out on a date anytim...

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Funny story: Men Who Dance Like Peacocks Get the Women

Men Who Dance Like Peacocks Get the Women

Results of a new study out by British Scientists prove that the more flamboyant a dancer a man is, the more women he gets. This flies directly in the face of the old thinking where if a man does anything that is described as flamboyant, he's not all...

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Funny story: Minnesota woman masters the Time Warp

Minnesota woman masters the Time Warp

In preparation for an upcoming 70s-themed block party, Helena Handbasket, 47, recently began refreshing her memory and working on her moves for the Time Warp, a dance based upon the lyrics to the song by the same name from the 1975 cult film The Rock...

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Funny story: Government finally set to release Conga Etiquette Guidelines

Government finally set to release Conga Etiquette Guidelines

Following a number of high profile incidents, the UK Government is to issue a handbook detailing the etiquette and guidelines of the wedding reception favourite dance, the Conga. The dance, invented by William Conga, Duke of Arbroath in 1912, has...

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Funny story: Gulf Coast Designated National Mosh Pit

Gulf Coast Designated National Mosh Pit

In what many observers are calling another attempt to make lemonade out of lemons, President Obama announced today that the gulf coast region has been designated a National mosh pit. The president stated, "In designating this area a national trea...

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Funny story: Woman Sheds 42 Pounds Doing Shopping Cart Cha-Cha

Woman Sheds 42 Pounds Doing Shopping Cart Cha-Cha

A new exercise craze is sweeping America by storm. It's not Pilates, it's not aerobics, and it's not tai chi or any number of other workout routines already heard of. This one is based on getting up on your feet, driving the mini-van to the nearest s...

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Funny story: The U.K.'s New Reality Show - Dancing And Dallying With The Premier League

The U.K.'s New Reality Show - Dancing And Dallying With The Premier League

LONDON - Executives have just announced that they will be presenting a new reality show based on the goings on of the members and 'friends' of the Premier League. A spokesperson said they had a strong desire to capitalize on the current salacious...

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Funny story: 'Disco Is Dead' Says Local New Jersey Man

'Disco Is Dead' Says Local New Jersey Man

A local New Jersey man, 43y.o Garth Rodgers said to have "hit the disco clubs" last night was left in shock when he entered a local club. "I could not believe what i saw! Almost every woman had a mini skirt and a tight top. You could almost see t...

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Funny story: Cat Deely of "So You Think You Can Dance" Reveals She Can't

Cat Deely of "So You Think You Can Dance" Reveals She Can't

HOLLYWOOD - The host of So You Think You Can Dance, Cat Deely, of England has revealed in an interview that will be appearing in the July issue of PlayMale Magazine that she cannot dance. The statuesque 32-year-old native of Birmingham, England st...

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Funny story: Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

Rahm Emanuel, Obama's chief of staff has quit his position in the White House and has joined the father/son team from Britain's Got Talent; the Stavros Flatley Dancers. Emanuel is actually a graduate of the Evanston School of Ballet and the Sarah...

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Funny story: Dancing On The Ceiling's Not On Either Warns Doris Johnson

Dancing On The Ceiling's Not On Either Warns Doris Johnson

Hot on the heels of warnings about dancing in the street, London Mayor, Doris Johnson today added this chilling rejoinder: "Dancing is the street is obviously wrong, but dancing on the ceiling is even worse. If you're dancing on the ceiling then f...

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Funny story: Dancing In The Street - It's Not On, Warns Met Police Chief

Dancing In The Street - It's Not On, Warns Met Police Chief

Following an announcement that summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the street, Met Police Chief Arnold Grumble warned potential street dancers: "It does matter what you wear. We will not tolerate shoddy, ill fitting clothing. Just a...

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Funny story: Kevin Costner & Stacy Keibler To Host TV's "Dancing With The Wolves"

Kevin Costner & Stacy Keibler To Host TV's "Dancing With The Wolves"

BURBANK, California - Kevin Costner, actor, director, and producer will be one of the hosts of a new dance show on the Fox Network. The show is basically a spin-off on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars" and is titled, "Dancing With The Wolves." Co...

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Funny story: Surprising Long-Term Effects of Hokey Pokey

Surprising Long-Term Effects of Hokey Pokey

Just under sixty years after the invention of that favorite dance, the Hokey Pokey, during the late 1940's, evidence has appeared that people have paid dearly for their silly, shallow, so-called dance. "Mrs. Abigail Flyswatter of Newcastle's knees...

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