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Funny story: Shakira Steals Susan Boyle's Dance Move

Shakira Steals Susan Boyle's Dance Move

LOS ANGELES, CA - "And that's just one side of me," said the crossover Columbian crooner as she first shifted then swiveled her pelvis, left hand on her hip, microphone in her right. Then, she gave her head a sharp forward thrust as if to say, "Hmmp...

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Funny story: Sergeant - Major Crisis for BBC

Sergeant - Major Crisis for BBC

John Seargeant has left the BBC show 'Strictly Cum Dancing' despite being the 'people's champion' and kept in the show by the votes of the proletariat. Broken Promises Following a visit from the Mitchell brothers, who pointed out to John the di...

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Funny story: White Guy With No Rhythm Injures 12 In Nightclub

White Guy With No Rhythm Injures 12 In Nightclub

A white man with no rhythm has injured 12 bystanders while doing some crazy dancing in a nightclub.

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Funny story: Muslims enjoy Dancing spectacular in Mecca

Muslims enjoy Dancing spectacular in Mecca

The annual haj pilgrimage began in Mecca on Monday when hundreds of thousands of Muslim pilgrims put on their dancing shoes for a big 'ol shindig.

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Funny story: Why Dancing = Romancing

Why Dancing = Romancing

Good dancers are more likely to sweep women off their feet - and it's not just their funky moves that do the trick. A new study says men who know how to strut their stuff tend to have better body symmetry. It seems that a good rhythmical pelvic thrust is not just an asset on the dance floor!...

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Funny story: Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Braindamaged Pagans encourage Valdimir Putin to shelve boogie-woogie ban

Liza Lotte , the founder and patron of the Brain-dead Pagans Association, has called on peace-loving Russian premier Vladimir Putin to end his country's ban on boogie-woogie music.

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Funny story: "Dancing Racists" musical wows Broadway critics and fans

"Dancing Racists" musical wows Broadway critics and fans

"Dancing Racists'", a depression-era set musical starring Jean Claude Van Damme and Piper Perabo has been drawing in record box office numbers with multiple sell out shows.

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Funny story: No more Limbo For The Pope

No more Limbo For The Pope

Pope Benedict XVI has brought to an end the 800 year old concept of limbo, following a theological study, the Vatican has announced.

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Funny story: Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

Pope Abolishes Limbo And Sends Bahamas Into Crisis

His Holiness The Pope has changed the face of Caribbean beach parties for ever. Because in a sensational move he has abolished Limbo.

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Funny story: L.A.P.D. and French Police Departments Face Off; Dance In Swan Lake Mating Ritual

L.A.P.D. and French Police Departments Face Off; Dance In Swan Lake Mating Ritual

In what is being touted as L.A.'s version of "Dance of the Sugar-Plumb Ferries" L.A.P.D. and French motorcycle policemen squared off with their Yamahas, curtsied to one another and began a week-long dance that culminated with the Golden...

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Funny story: Euro MEPs Outlaw National Dance

Euro MEPs Outlaw National Dance

More meddling looks set to be likely at the hands of Brussels mandarins and satsumas. The Spoof understands that draft European legislation is being checked out by Euro MEPs with an eye to bringing it in pronto.

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Funny story: "King of the Hill" creator hospitalized for Dementia

"King of the Hill" creator hospitalized for Dementia

Austin Resident Mike Judge, voice of King of the Hill's "Hank Hill" was taken into custody and placed under observation after forcing his son "Bobby" to dance naked down 6th street singing Elevation by U2. Judge, also the dire...

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Funny story: Falluja Rotarians Cancel Annual Dance

Falluja Rotarians Cancel Annual Dance

Falluja Rotary Club is furious over the imposition of emergency rule which has effectively scuppered its annual New Year dance.

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Funny story: Mr. Bojangles joins Clinton on book tour

Mr. Bojangles joins Clinton on book tour

MACON, Ga. -- Famous song-and-dance man Mr. Bojangles has joined Bill Clinton on his promotional book tour.

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Funny story: Reality TV.

Reality TV.

The curse of modern life. From Big Brother too i’m a celebrity get me out of here (which personally i think should be renamed “i’m an attention seeking shitheel, watch me dance like a trained monkey”) reality TV is setting new standards in the dumbing down of our world.

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