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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

The Dallas Cowboys Defeat The New York Giants 36-31 Before 90,000 Fans

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones was in Cowboy Paradise as he saw his team defeat the New York Giants 36-31 led by quarterback Tony Romo's two touchdown passes. Jerry and his two sons sat up in his private luxury suite eating...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures

DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo

Dallas Cowboys Beat The Miami Dolphins 24-20 Without Tony Romo

CANTON, Ohio - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said that it's good to see his team win with Tony Romo on the sidelines for the entire game. The Cowboys beat the Miami Dolphins 24-20 before a crowd of 22,001 at Fawcett Stadium. Jones told Cowbo...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Makes A Promise To The Cowboy Fans

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys open their pre-season against the Miami Dolphins in what is known as The Hall of Fame game on Sunday night. Last year many Cowboy fans were unhappy with the performance of the team and especially with quarterback Tony R...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

Tim Tebow Confident Some NFL Team Will Pick Him Up

MIAMI - Recently released quarterback Tim Tebow was in Miami checking out an orange grove that he is thinking about buying. He was asked if he had any ill-feelings towards the New York Jets organization for treating him the way that they did. T...

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Funny story: The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

The NFL Is Looking Into Making The Football Smaller

DETROIT - The NFL Rules & Regulations Federation met in the Motor City to discuss some possible rules and regulations changes. According to NFLR&RF executive director Winthrop "Clicky" Clickfeather one of the proposed changes is making the...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, who is the owner. president, and general manager of the once awesome Dallas Cowboys, has just forked over a whole passel of dough, as they say over in Fort Worth, to his quarterback Tony Romo. King Jerry I, has just given Ton...

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Funny story: Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones sat sullen-faced in a private party room at the swank Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in downtown Big D. He was seated at a table with two team executives, three Cowboys cheerleaders, and Ruf...

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Funny story: The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

The New York Jets To Trade Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys For Tony Romo

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that highly devoted NFL sports fans saw coming, the New York Jets have finally decided to trade Tim Tebow. A spokesperson for the Jets organization stated that when the Dallas Cowboys failed to make the NFL playoffs after...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces. This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops"...

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Funny story: Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys organization has confirmed that Candice Romo, wife of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be appearing on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Candice, who is a stunningly gorgeous blonde, was shown on Sunday...

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Funny story: Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

Jenny McCarthy Looking For Love

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jenny McCarthy has stated that since being dumped by Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher she has found herself wallowing in a sea of depressed depression. The 40-year-old actress has said that when she hit the big 4-0...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS - One thing that can certainly be said about the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones is that he is one shrewd businessman. He built the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium and says that he figures that it can be paid off within 13 months; which...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

Eva Longoria Breaks Up With Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez

NEW YORK CITY - The word on the streets of New York is that Eva Longoria, 37, broke up with boyfriend Mark Sanchez, the 25-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets due to pressure from the Jets organization. Longoria, speaking with Carolina Chip...

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Funny story: Brian Urlacher of The Chicago Bears Breaks Up With Jenny McCarthy

Brian Urlacher of The Chicago Bears Breaks Up With Jenny McCarthy

CHICAGO - In what has got to be one of the biggest surprise breakups in recent sports celebrity history, Chicago Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher has just kissed Playboy cover girl Jenny McCarthy bye bye. Neither Urlacher, 34, nor McCarthy,...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is so happy he was actually seen doing somersaults by several members of his Cowboy Stadium cleaning staff. Jones, who eats, sleeps, and drinks Cowboy blue spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated...

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Funny story: The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

The New York Jets Are Planning On Trading Tim Tebow To The Dallas Cowboys

NEW YORK CITY - The trade rumors are swirling around the New York Jets organization like the calories in Kevin James' five-course meal. The word on the streets of the City That Never Sleeps is that Tim Tebow, 24, might be heading for Big D (Dallas...

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