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Funny story: Maxwell Smart Memoirs Deliver Truth Behind JFK Assassination

Maxwell Smart Memoirs Deliver Truth Behind JFK Assassination

Memoirs of the late Maxwell Smart, a secret agent who worked many years for C.O.N.T.R.O.L., revealed the long, unknown truth about the assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy. The former President was shot in Dealey Plaza in Dallas, Texas in 1963.

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Funny story: Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

Clinton Sinks Any Presidental Hopes With DUI

(MUSICMAN PRESS) At two forty-six AM yesterday morning a Dallas police officer reported seeing a red van driving in reverse down the wrong side of the street. After he entered in the tag number he was stunned to learn that the van belonged to a Mr. a...

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Funny story: Danny does Dallas - Or is it Equus?

Danny does Dallas - Or is it Equus?

What an UPSTANDING young man Harry has turned out to be. Most actors/actresses start off their careers doing "porn" - soft or otherwise, but Daniel Radcliffe waited until he was at his peak (famous and dangerously close to exploding with electrical sexuality) to show the world his "reel" talents on broadway.

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Funny story: Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

Oswald's Dallas Window Fetches $3 Million

The world famous window from the fourth floor of the Dallas school book depository in Dealey plaza was yesterday sold on the internet auction site E bay for the astonishing figure of three million dollars.

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Funny story: Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Mavs Lose Game Six; Dirk Rips Teammates, Himself, Existence

Dallas, TX, USA - The San Antonio Spurs defeated the Dallas Mavericks Friday night, 91-86, to force a Game Seven showdown in San Antonio. Manu Ginobili and Tim Duncan were a lethal one-two punch for the Spurs, combining for 54 points and 18 rebounds.

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Funny story: Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Dallas Pierce is Suffering from Idiotism ... and he's not alone!

Being passed over for a promotion the other day put me in a really bad state. It took me two Viagra and a half a can of warm Bud just to get out of bed this morning. Though I’m routinely passed over for better jobs, this one really hurt and I can tell you there’s some real soul-searching goes on when it continues to happen … even after skimming through Tony Robbins’ Unlimited Power. Now t...

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Funny story: Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has joined the Dallas Cowboys in what club officials describe as the coup to end all coups. Cowboy's head coach Bill Parcells said that Zarqawi was the most offensive linebacker he'd ever seen. "This guy is as explos...

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Funny story: Texas Bus Conductor Repeatedly Survives Electric Chair

Texas Bus Conductor Repeatedly Survives Electric Chair

John Charles, a Dallas bus conductor has survived the electric chair several times. His is a remarkable story which is told by Scott Mendes the reporter who covered it for Reuters.

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Funny story: Cuban "Pavel Podkolzin is not a soft White Man"

Cuban "Pavel Podkolzin is not a soft White Man"

Dallas- Some in Dallas are worried that Pavel Podkolzin the new 7'5" center is another Shawn Bradley. "Not at all...", Mark...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Lets Loose Giant Bunny in Dallas, TX!

Al-Qaeda Lets Loose Giant Bunny in Dallas, TX!

Dallas, TX -- Residents of the city woke up Monday morning to find a giant bunny ravaging downtown buildings. Al-Qaeda has already claimed responsibility for the attack.

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Funny story: Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

Parcells Issues Apology for "Inappropriate References"

IRVING, Texas (AP) -- Bill Parcells apologized Monday for several terms he used in discussing the Dallas Cowboy's minicamp. Parcells was describing some of the Cowboy's new plays when he made his remarks.

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Funny story: UB-40 Performs at Dallas residence.

UB-40 Performs at Dallas residence.

Dallas, TX - After a long afternoon, Kimberly Thompson came home with a severe headache. "It felt like my head was going to split in two!" remarks Kimberly. "I went into the bathroom to wash my face and go to bed. When I turned the fau...

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Funny story: Delia Does dallas.

Delia Does dallas.

Delia smith today denied rumours that she had, in her early career, done porn films to subsidize her training at university.

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