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Funny story: China Blasts EU-Dalai Lama Meeting

China Blasts EU-Dalai Lama Meeting

China has lodged a 'velly strong protest' against France over Saturday's ultra-secret meeting in Poland between the French president Nicknack Teakozy and the Dalai Lama. Beijing's Deputy Foreign Minister, FeFi Fo Fum, summoned the French ambassad...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Linked to Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy Album

Dalai Lama Linked to Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy Album

Rosebud, South Dakota - After 14 years in the making and $13 million in production costs, Guns N' Roses has finally released its Chinese Democracy album. Chinese Democracy has received tepid reviews in the West and outright banning in China. Now it...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Gives Birth to Heir - Blames Chinese

Dalai Lama Gives Birth to Heir - Blames Chinese

Reports from Dharamsala, India, home of the Tibet-in-exile government, confirm that in the early hours of this morning, His Holiness, the Dalai Lama has given birth to a male heir. The Dalai Lama was quoted as saying, "I was performing my early m...

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Funny story: McCain and Dalai Lama Agree on Nothing!

McCain and Dalai Lama Agree on Nothing!

US Repub candie hopeful Johnny McC hoped to distract from his Democrat opponent, Barack Obama's wildly successful tour of the entire world by a strategic meting with world religious leader, the Dalai Lama. The meeting took place at the private reside...

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Funny story: China Warns French Sarkozy: Don't See Dalai Lama! He's Bush's Boy!

China Warns French Sarkozy: Don't See Dalai Lama! He's Bush's Boy!

Chinese leaders have taken the unusual position of procurer for the American President as they warn French president and adulterer Nicolas Sarkozy to keep his distance from the recent consort of America's Mr. Bush. Bush recently boasted that he w...

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Funny story: Giant Lama addresses parliament

Giant Lama addresses parliament

MP's were today lectured to by Gerald the Giant Lama, who is currently on an educational tour of the western world.

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Funny story: Dalai Lama pimping for Scientology 's Opus Dei masters

Dalai Lama pimping for Scientology 's Opus Dei masters

London - (Rioters): The Taiwanese tribute artiste posing as the Dalai Llama has been caught red-handed pimping for a lunatic cabal of hardened Opus Dei mobsters that runs Scientology in London.

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Funny story: Massive nuclear plant explosion triggered Chinese quake says Dalai Lama

Massive nuclear plant explosion triggered Chinese quake says Dalai Lama

Tibet - (Sabotage Mess): Sources close to the Dalai Llama say that Tibetan freedom fighters may have triggered a huge subterranean nuclear explosion that caused Monday's devastating earthquake in Sichuan Provice.

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Funny story: Chinese Accuse Dalai Llama of Forcing Each and Every Chinese Leader to Act Like Idiots!

Chinese Accuse Dalai Llama of Forcing Each and Every Chinese Leader to Act Like Idiots!

Tibet - Today Chinese Officials, seeking to understand why they can't seem to get a handle on why Tibetans resent their heavy handed governing, accused said Tibetans of forcing them to get "tough".

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Funny story: Dalai Lama vows war on China

Dalai Lama vows war on China

In a dramatic shift from his usual policy of non-violence, Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, announced today that Tibet will take up arms against China and did not rule out the possibility of nuclear war.

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Funny story: Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Britney Spears

Dalai Lama denies receiving fellatio from Britney Spears

At a press conference in Seattle early this morning, Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, firmly denied having received oral sex from deranged pop star Britney Spears.

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Funny story: Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

The Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in Beijing in June, could face a last-minute switch to Tibet, if sources inside the romantic fantasy mountain kingdom are to be believed.

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Funny story: 1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

Convicted urban-terrorist-turned-housewife Sara Jane 'Soliah' Olson is back in custody after a 'woops' clerical error caused the California Dept of Corrections to incorrectly calculate her release date, a CDC spokesman said to...

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Funny story: Dr Edward Maxwell, Dalai Lama to join forces

Dr Edward Maxwell, Dalai Lama to join forces

Spoof writer of note Dr Edward Maxwell announced a partnership with the Dalai Lama today, the first such spoof writer to do so.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi And Dalai Lama Are 'An Item', Says China

Nancy Pelosi And Dalai Lama Are 'An Item', Says China

Top US lawmaker Nancy Pelosi and the spiritual leader of Tibet, the Dalai Lama, are "romantically involved", and a threat to East/West relations, according to a source deep inside China.

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Funny story: China locked in life or death struggle with Dalai Lamas forces

China locked in life or death struggle with Dalai Lamas forces

Anxious Chinese generals were locked in emergency session today after Tibet's Communist Party secretary, Zhang Qingli, announced the state faced "a life and death struggle with the Dalai Clique". Senior generals are concerned that whil...

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Funny story: 1970s radical freed from US jail, Patty Hearst offers support to Dalai Lama

1970s radical freed from US jail, Patty Hearst offers support to Dalai Lama

Speaking for militant 70s-era urban guerilla group the Symbionese Liberation Army, Patty 'Tania' Hearst-Shaw today announced the SLA's official reorganization and showcased their reemerg...

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