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Funny story: Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

Panic at Daily Mail as paper "runs out of transgender stories"

Hacks at The Daily Mail were reeling yesterday as it emerged that they had "run out of transgender people to demean and misrepresent" . A source from inside the News Room told us "It's awful. It looks like we've just used up all the trans people. We...

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Funny story: "Rihanna hits the cross trainer...wearing just a TINY white bikini" - DM Wins Piffle Prize Again

"Rihanna hits the cross trainer...wearing just a TINY white bikini" - DM Wins Piffle Prize Again

The Daily Mail has scooped todays Piffle Prize with yet another astonishingly meaningless headline. In fact, the above headline is merely an abridged version, edited to fit on Twitter. In all its gory glory, the headline reads: "That's not your no...

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Funny story: "Heather Locklear was 'out of control' prior to drug and alcohol incident that landed her in hospital" - DM Back On Form To Win Saturday's Piffle Prize

"Heather Locklear was 'out of control' prior to drug and alcohol incident that landed her in hospital" - DM Back On Form To Win Saturday's Piffle Prize

Following a one day temporary hiatus in the art of expounding utter mundanity, the Daily Mail stormed back to form to scoop Saturday's Piffle Prize with the above statement of the bleedin' obvious. Tenacious DM reportage revealed profound revelati...

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Funny story: "Has bikini girl Cameron Diaz had a secret boob job?" - DM Scoops Piffle Prize For Second Day Running

"Has bikini girl Cameron Diaz had a secret boob job?" - DM Scoops Piffle Prize For Second Day Running

The Daily Mail scooped the not very prestigious Piffle Prize for the second day running, with the absolutely not news of any description headline, as seen above. Not surprisingly, the 'story' first appeared in the National Enquirer, and even featu...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Headline: "Is This Cher Lloyd's Engagement Ring?" Wins Inaugural Piffle Prize

Daily Mail Headline: "Is This Cher Lloyd's Engagement Ring?" Wins Inaugural Piffle Prize

When it comes to meaningless headlines and insubstantial non-news stories, the British tabloid press are unsurpassed, as The DM proved today by asking the question referred to in the headline of this article. Indeed, the Mail came out on top of to...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Columnists To Climb World's Highest Horse

Daily Mail Columnists To Climb World's Highest Horse

In the wake of the riots that swept through Britain's cities, Daily Mail columnists, Richard Littlejohn and Jan Moir, are to attempt to break the record for high horse ascending. "As I watched the violence unfold on my paid-for television," Moir,...

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Funny story: 'Carol Vorderman - Fit As A Butcher's Dog At Fifty!' Reports The Daily Mail

'Carol Vorderman - Fit As A Butcher's Dog At Fifty!' Reports The Daily Mail

Upmarket British tabloid, The Daily Mail, has recently reported that former Countdown maths whizz, Carol Vorderman, is still as fit as a butcher's dog at fifty, and ran a series of pictures on its website to prove it. Unfortunately, none of them f...

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Funny story: We'll get Riot into it!

We'll get Riot into it!

The Daily Hate newspaper went into meltdown today covering the trials of the people involved in the recent rioting across English cities and towns. "We've never had it so good!" exclaimed Hate Mail journo Scumbag Melcher "Every thing our readers...

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Funny story: News Of The World To Be Reborn As The Sun On Sunday

News Of The World To Be Reborn As The Sun On Sunday

Following the announcement that Britain's most popular newspaper, the News Of The World is to be closed down after this Sunday's final edition, bosses in Wapping have already hinted that the newspaper, popularly referred to as 'The News Of The Screws...

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Funny story: Concern for Thatcher's health raises fears for "Day of Mourning"

Concern for Thatcher's health raises fears for "Day of Mourning"

Recent concerns about the health of Baroness Thatcher have once again prompted fears that a coalition of senior Tories, Tabloid editors and those jerks who will do anything for a day off and the chance to wave a flag in public will force the rest of...

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Funny story: Mail Online Readers' Comments Out Of Action

Mail Online Readers' Comments Out Of Action

Terrible news in the UK this morning as Mail Online announced that reader comments are temporarily disabled due a technical problem. Most people only ever log on to Mail Online to read the readers' comments, which usually amount to nonsensical ran...

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Funny story: Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter (Again) Over Daily Mail Jibe

Stephen Fry Contemplates Quitting Twitter (Again) Over Daily Mail Jibe

Racist homophobes' newspaper of choice, The Daily Mail, is at the centre of yet more Twitter outrage today after it suggested that King of Twitter, Stephen Fry, is rather boring. The paper in a scathing article slammed many of Fry's 'tweets' as be...

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Funny story: Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

"You couldn't make it up could you?" An often heard comment in pubs and clubs the length and breadth of the land; but one that is destined to be outdated before much longer, as today news emerges that there's soon to be an offshoot publication from t...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Liz Taylor 'exclusive' sourced to Spoof news story

Daily Mail Liz Taylor 'exclusive' sourced to Spoof news story

London - One month after a Spoof news writer revealed the existence of Liz Taylor's secret love child the Daily Mail has wowed its readers with an exclusive. Queen Mudder's original March 27 Spoof news item laid bare the sordid details of Taylor's...

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Funny story: "It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

"It's Gwyneth Paltrow Who's The C**t Here" Says 76 Year Old Gran

76 year old grandmother of eight, Jean Vincent, of Hapton near Burnley in the UK reacted angrily to Gwyneth Paltrow's outrageous dropping of the 'C' word on Chelsea Handler's US TV show. Paltrow, feebly attempting to be risque and 'out there' drop...

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Funny story: Will Teenage Sex Impregnate You? (Daily Mail-o-Matic Piece)

Will Teenage Sex Impregnate You? (Daily Mail-o-Matic Piece)

We here at the Daily Mail are the first to get you first-class news. Could teen sex impregnate you? Of course, it is common knowledge that babies come from storks, but... what if doing the nasty with a 15-year old could make one come out of one of you? SHOCKING! It's impossible! Well, according to a scientist, who was obviously trained by Europeans and uses the Communist metric system said that...

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Funny story: Toxic Japanese plume to reach Daily Mail readers 'by the Spring Equinox'

Toxic Japanese plume to reach Daily Mail readers 'by the Spring Equinox'

London - The equinoctial rollercoaster countdown begins today amid reports that 'articles spumed from the wrecked nuke plants' will affect 9 out of 10 of the tabloid's readers. Radioactive fumes being carried on a wave of hysteria have already pen...

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