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Funny story: Keanu Reeves Jailed for DUI, Giving Fake Name as "Chris Klein"

Keanu Reeves Jailed for DUI, Giving Fake Name as "Chris Klein"

Monosyllabic alleged closet-case Keanu Reeves was released from a Van Nuys, CA jail where he was charged with Driving Under the Influence, and Criminal Impersonation, following an early morning arrest. Police sources say that Reeves was seen drivi...

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Funny story: Activists (Who Were Definitely NOT Greenpeace) Protect Snooki While Swimming At Jersey Shore

Activists (Who Were Definitely NOT Greenpeace) Protect Snooki While Swimming At Jersey Shore

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, the orange-tinted stereotype who damaged the psyche of all those who watched MTV's Jersey Shore last year, was encountered by an activist vessel while swimming in Seaside Heights, NJ over the weekend. (The activist vessel...

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Funny story: Tanya "Butch" Goddard looking forward to meeting Lindsay Lohan

Tanya "Butch" Goddard looking forward to meeting Lindsay Lohan

It is looking increasingly likely that Lindsay Lohan will be going to jail on her return to the States after a trip to the Cannes Film Festival. Lohan was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol in 2007. She was ordered to community se...

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Funny story: Noddy arrested for Drunk Driving

Noddy arrested for Drunk Driving

Noddy was arrested today for Drink Driving, after he drove his car into a tree after drinking several pints of cider. Big Ears, said he heard the noise of the crash as Noddy crashed into a tree near his house in Toyland. Meanwhile Paul Hutton,...

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Funny story: Corrie's Cleaver Causes Cops Chaos

Corrie's Cleaver Causes Cops Chaos

Coronation Street's Sue Cleaver has been banned from driving for 17 minutes after she was caught nearly ten times over the legal drink-drive limit. The 46-year-old, who plays flight controller, Eileen Grimshaw in the soap, was stopped in Northende...

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Funny story: UK Drink Driving Limit to be lowered

UK Drink Driving Limit to be lowered

In the run up to the Christmas season, it has been announced that the statutory drink driving limit is to be lowered from two units to one. One unit is a small glass of wine, half a pint of a normal strength beer or sniffing from a bottle of spiri...

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Funny story: British Queen, George Michael arrested after car crash - AGAIN

British Queen, George Michael arrested after car crash - AGAIN

LONDON (TS.com) - Pop singer, and hanger-outer for sexing in public privies, George Michael, was arrested and questioned after his Land Rover car collided with a lorry in Britain. And, just like all the times before, the singer insisted Saturday he w...

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Funny story: Frayster succumbs to autoerotic asphyxiation while posting

Frayster succumbs to autoerotic asphyxiation while posting

Police speculated yesterday that accidental suffocation may have caused the brain death of Frayster Chebby, whose body was found in a bathroom wearing panty hose and high heels in South Dakota with a rope tied to his neck, wrist, tiny genitals and an...

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Funny story: Norwegian Blue Ovrebo Admits He Blew the Call While Pining

Norwegian Blue Ovrebo Admits He Blew the Call While Pining

Norwegian Blue Ovrebo has told more than one drunken sot in his favorite neighborhood pub that he may have blown the call in the tragic defeat of Chelsea. Billy O'Braghaghan confirmed that Ovrebo got half in the pot every night since the bad call:...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Lindsay Lohan seen driving around Beverly Hills in a White Ford Bronco, taunting Police to arrest her

Beverly Hills, California - The Beverly Hills police department announced today that they have no intentions of carrying out a warrant for Lindsay Lohan's arrest. The warrant was issued on Friday after she failed to appear at her court ordered rehab...

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Funny story: DADD Comes Out Against Drunk Driving

DADD Comes Out Against Drunk Driving

Drunkards Against Drunk Driving (DADD) have been forming chapters around the US to outpace activist angry Moms who go by MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving). Instead of the aggravated assault approach of the Moms' group, DADD has decided to try a wh...

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Funny story: Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

Masturbating 'missing link' fined for 'auto-erotic' driving

A man officially identified as a Darwinian 'missing link' has been fined $2,000 for filming himself masturbating while speeding along the highway in his convertible. The man is in jail until August after pleading guilty to growing high-speed cann...

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Funny story: Sir Charles Barkley Arrested For Drunk Driving

Sir Charles Barkley Arrested For Drunk Driving

Sir Charles Barkley, former NBA great who was once known at "the Round Mound of Rebound," was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence of alchohol (drunk driving). The player turned commentator refused to take a breathalizer test and re...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley Arrested: "Hey It Was Listerine"

Charles Barkley Arrested: "Hey It Was Listerine"

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Former NBA star and TNT color commentator Charles Barkley, 45, (aka Sir Charles) was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. Barkley who tips the scales at 495 pounds was stopped by Scottsdale police officer Guido Ches...

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Funny story: Charles Barkley May Face DUI Charges

Charles Barkley May Face DUI Charges

NBA game commentator Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving early Wednesday morning in Scottsdale, Arizona after the basketball legend was spotted allegedly running a stop sign around 1:30 a.m., according to Gilbert police...

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Funny story: Beer ad urges viewers to please drink and drive responsibly

Beer ad urges viewers to please drink and drive responsibly

In a refreshing break from the barrage of the aggressive hard sell tactics so common during the holiday season, one beer company took time out this Sunday afternoon to urge responsibility for those who drink their beer and step behind the wheel of a...

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Funny story: Handicapped Man Sues For Wrongful D.U.I. Arrest

Handicapped Man Sues For Wrongful D.U.I. Arrest

A handicapped man has sued the Rogers, Arkansas police department for wrongful arrest on charges of D.U.I. (driving under the influence). Matt Stoves of Rogers says that the charges are bogus and that the "embarrassment is gonna cost these boys some...

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