MIAMI, Florida - Mardi Gras Cruise Lines has just announced that it has hired U.S. Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger. Sullenberger, 58, nicknamed 'The Lucky Old Gray-Headed Guy,' gained world-wide fame as the pilot who landed his engine-less A-32...
Bergen, Norway/ Cruiser News - In a follow up to their announcement of the new cruise ship, SS Bloat, detailed earlier in The Spoof, the iconoclast cruise line announced further enhancements for "the ultimate trip of a life-time", with the naming of...
Bergen,Norway/ Cruiser News - Uff Da Cruise Lines (UFDL), announced today the commissioning of a 250 Ton ocean going "Fun Ship" capable of holding 10,000 passengers, while reducing crew to a mere 500 in keeping with demands for less restrictions on p...
E-Z cruise, the no-budget no-frills cruise company, making cheap cruises accessible to everyone, today announced a new route from anywhere in Pakistan to Mumbai, India. Before the cruises set sail, The E-Z cruise office in Islamabad phones Indian...
A cruise liner has reported that they have been boarded by Somali pirates and that several of their passengers have been pushed into the swimming pool, had water splashed into their faces and that one fat pirate did a cannonball that nearly cleared t...
The largest cruise ship in the world when launched, the Royal Caribbean cruise liner "Genesis", has been so named because the owners wisely realised that to call it "Motorhead" or "Alice Cooper" would have been extremely...
Muffled cries for help were heard early this morning and Paramedics were called to the Hollywood office of noted Psycholopgist,Dr L. Ron Hugebill where he was found wrapped in 'cling-film'.
San Juan, Puerto Rico (IP) - Maritime Cruise Lines is offering a cruise into the center of a hurricane that is designed for the adventurous at heart and the under forty crowd. The cruise brochure includes a warning that non-swimmers will not be allo...
Recently, our very own Scoop Johnson had an opportunity to sit down with the little one for an interview. This is his exclusive interview with Tiny Tom.
Cruises Royal Atlantica-Pacifica International (CRAPI), a subsidiary of Surreal Investments and Nautical Commercial Services (SINCS), was dismayed to find its premier cruise liner, Titanic II, covered with orange and red graffiti. "The vandali...
President Bush had insisted that no Federal agents assist in the rescue of the cruise ship that ran aground near Juneau, Alaska. Also, he has said that no federal property or equipment will be used to repair the ship or assist the crew or passengers...
Fr Frederick The Great Titslesin, after returning from his Mexican Riviera Cruise and Alpine Skiing vacation has announced a Leave of absence.
Miami, April 6 - In a bizarre twist of fate, a cruise ship has returned after a 14-day trip -- without incident. No outbreak of disease, influenza, food-borne, navigational, or other incident at sea was reported. None. Zilch. Butkiss.
With The Very Mostest Reverend Fr Frederick "The Great" Titslesin on his usual Passion Week ski vacation and High Holy Days Carnival Cruise, thespoof has managed to get none other than Catholic Cleric and Romance Novelist and Sociologist and Irish bullshit artist, Andy Da Greedy.
Islay, Scotland - (Associated Mess): The House of Mountbatten turned up en masse yesterday for the start of a seven day cruise around the Western Isles billed as the grand finale of the 80th birthday celebrations of Elizabeth, eldest daughter of Kin...
(AP) The Pacific Princess cruise liner, long thought missing, sailed out of the Bermuda Triangle and docked in Miami today. The crew and passengers seemed relieved that their almost twenty year voyage was finally over. "Land! Land! Thank yo...
Because most people aren't sure what to do when they meet a big time celebrity like Tom Cruise, I decided to write a little guide about how to prepare for such a meeting. It won't be easy but with enough time and work, you will see the fruits of your labor. And while I'll be using Tom Cruise as an example, everything said here should be applied to the celebrity of your choosing.
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